Help w/ a lease/sublease situation

• Iliketurtles

  

  hoops23;1121628 wrote:Just give her the $50

  Surprised it took that long for this to get posted...
• SportsAndLady

  

  Yeah I'm going to have to pay her March's rent.
  
  She is a fucking law student, so she is going to be sending me one of those fancy letters to go to court.
  
  I forgot I had an email sent to her that said "i can't pay you march's rent that I owe you..$365..until march 30th becuase I don't get a paycheck until then" So that puts it in writing, which means I'm fucked.
  
  God damnit I hate this ****
• Curly J

  

  ts1227;1121640 wrote:Well it's too late to upper deck now.

  Najeh Davenport would disagree.
• SportsAndLady

  

  I called her and she went all lawyer on me and I was just like look chill the fuck out bitch i'll call you tomorrow after I talk to my attorney...I just talked to him and he said it'd be 50/50 in court, but then when I said I had that email he said you're gonna have to pay her that $365.
  
  oh well, at least i'll be getting nice paychecks from now on lol
  
  i'm definitely going to take a few shits on her door step
• hoops23

  

  SportsAndLady;1121648 wrote:I called her and she went all lawyer on me and I was just like look chill the fuck out bitch i'll call you tomorrow after I talk to my attorney...I just talked to him and he said it'd be 50/50 in court, but then when I said I had that email he said you're gonna have to pay her that $365.
  
  oh well, at least i'll be getting nice paychecks from now on lol
  
  i'm definitely going to take a few shits on her door step

  This is why you NEVER trust fat bitches. Come on man.
  
  Also, I'm guessing she'll collect your shit samples and place them in the microwave for safe keeping.
• Sonofanump

  SportsAndLady;1121648 wrote:I called her and she went all lawyer on me and I was just like look chill the fuck out bitch i'll call you tomorrow after I talk to my attorney...I just talked to him and he said it'd be 50/50 in court, but then when I said I had that email he said you're gonna have to pay her that $365.
  
  oh well, at least i'll be getting nice paychecks from now on lol
  
  i'm definitely going to take a few shits on her door step

  Let her know that you will not be giving her back the key until the end of the month that you paid for. Just show up at random times with a bunch of people and see if she wants to let you out of the lease.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Sonofanump;1121657 wrote:Let her know that you will not be giving her back the key until the end of the month that you paid for. Just show up at random times with a bunch of people and see if she wants to let you out of the lease.

  Haha that is actually a pretty fuckin good idea.
• SportsAndLady

  

  The chick is such a bitch too, this is the text she sent me:
  
  "Send me your address please. And take for the future your word is your signature. Good words to live by. That's why the law works like that."
  
  I was like oh yeah did you law professors tell you that today in class? Have fun getting a job after your second rate law school lets you graduate you fat slob.
  
  Okay no I didn't say that, but I should have...
• like_that

  

  Sounds like a great start to life in Chicago lol.
• wes_mantooth

  

  DeyDurkie5;1121572 wrote:You should also fart in her face when she is sleeping

  
  This
• karen lotz

  

  which area of Chicago?
• Automatik

  

  So you took the sublease without meeting the filthy roomie or seeing the apartment?
• Sonofanump

  SportsAndLady;1121667 wrote:The chick is such a bitch too, this is the text she sent me:
  
  "Send me your address please. And take for the future your word is your signature. Good words to live by. That's why the law works like that."
  
  I was like oh yeah did you law professors tell you that today in class? Have fun getting a job after your second rate law school lets you graduate you fat slob.
  
  Okay no I didn't say that, but I should have...

  You have a key, show up the night before one her test with an 80's style boombox, a megadeath cassette and a cancellation of lease paperwork. See if that gets it done.
• justincredible

  

  Did you tell her that she's gross and lives in nasty filth? Also, I like sonofanump's idea.
• Belly35

  

  this will help. http://www.depositlaw.com/chicago.htm
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  like_that;1121569 wrote:Or you can just fuck her in the ass.

  
  This. Just piihb.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  $365 is worth not having to deal with her. Plus not the fat slob with no life (bc she's in law school) will have something to bitch about with her friends.
• SportsAndLady

  

  karen lotz;1121693 wrote:which area of Chicago?

  Lakeview.
  

  Automatik;1121697 wrote:So you took the sublease without meeting the filthy roomie or seeing the apartment?

  I met the filthy roommie..my buddy and I were supposed to take this place, but he had to bail..so I just took over for the one bitch. And the chick who my friend was supposed to take over for stayed living there (as my roommate..which I was cool with). When she showed us the apartment, it wasn't dirty at all, but there were boxes everywhere but she was like this will all be cleaned up when u guys move in. Yeah, that was a bunch of bullshit.
  

  Sonofanump;1121701 wrote:You have a key, show up the night before one her test with an 80's style boombox, a megadeath cassette and a cancellation of lease paperwork. See if that gets it done.

  I don't have a key anymore, I moved out and left the key on a table (which she'll probably never find because its so dirty).
  

  justincredible;1121702 wrote:Did you tell her that she's gross and lives in nasty filth? Also, I like sonofanump's idea.

  Yeah, I was like look lady the place isn't healthy to live in, I'm not living here for another second, and she threw some legal shit at me (which I checked w/ my attorney and he said she was right) that made that irrelevant.
  
  
  
  
  Oh well, I'll pay the $365 and wash my hands of the slobs. Probably take a dump or two on their porch. Call it a day.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Commander of Awesome;1121753 wrote:$365 is worth not having to deal with her. Plus not the fat slob with no life (bc she's in law school) will have something to bitch about with her friends.

  Yeah that's my point of view now...fuck it, pay er the $365 to put towards her worthless law degree, and call it a day.
  
  I'm in a better position now, and cheaper.
• Steel Valley Football

  If you pay for the whole month then don't you have the rights to a key and access to the place for the month you paid?
• SportsAndLady

  

  Steel Valley Football;1121764 wrote:If you pay for the whole month then don't you have the rights to a key and access to the place for the month you paid?

  I'm sure I do, but what's the point? I don't want to be there and have no use for it.
• Fab1b

  

  Just drop by each day only to use the restroom and flush multiple times while using as much electric and water as possible why there.
• chicago510

  

  So much for the Rusty trombone from a fat chick on your bucket list :thumbdown:
• hoops23

  

  chicago510;1121795 wrote:So much for the Rusty trombone from a fat chick on your bucket list :thumbdown:

  LOL...
  
  It comes full circle.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  This sounds like a Judge Judy case. You should have taken pics of the condition of the place and sent them to her. Just pay her the 365 or whatever and get rid of her or you are going to be in small claims court.