The zombie apocalypse is upon us: do you try to survive or just end it quickly?

• justincredible

  

  Inspired by The Walking Dead. What would you do if you woke up one morning that the zombie apocalypse was here? I'd definitely choose to survive.
• Y-Town Steelhound

  

  Go out fighting but ultimately why would you want to live in a post-apocalyptic world? That would suck so much...
  
  No electricity, limited resources, etc...
• DeyDurkie5

  

  I would find the hottest girl I could, I'd get as much pot as possible, and I'd get as much food/weapons as possible..and I would hunker down for life.
  
  Weed to help me sleep, cocaine to help me kill zombies.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Y-Town Steelhound;1120805 wrote:Go out fighting but ultimately why would you want to live in a post-apocalyptic world? That would suck so much...
  
  No electricity, limited resources, etc...

  No OC is no world to live in...
• hoops23

  

  Definitely survive. A gun, a blade, and some Jack Daniels.
  
  I'd also ride a motorcycle with a black leather jacket and speak with a heavy Austrian accent.
• hasbeen

  

  I'd slay pussy then kill zombies
• I Wear Pants

  Survive, no question about that. Zombie Survival Guide style.
• said_aouita

  

  
  
  
  
  The party will be at the zombie-proof house.
• gut

  ^^^that place is bad ass.
  
  There's some new bunker-building show on Discovery or something like that. Guy built like a 1400sqft bunker (3 modules). Could actually be comfortable living - not like the above, but comfortable. But that might be the only flaw with the above in that it's not hidden underground. Assuming the army goes full-Darwin, they have the firepower to come and take whatever you have, or otherwise level your compound.
  
  If you're prepared with a nice bunker, a generator for power, and supplies for a few years...I could catch-up on my DVD's But what did someone else say in the other thread? Go find a nice island somewhere with land & good soil to grow food.
  
  But realistically if you're alone with no family and scrapping just to find food, much less trying to avoid zombies...But I like to think the hope of finding a community of survivors holed-up in a fortified compound would keep me going.
• gut

  And, of course, for those runs to the grocery store:
  
• gut

  DeyDurkie5;1120806 wrote:I would find the hottest girl I could, I'd get as much pot as possible, and I'd get as much food/weapons as possible..and I would hunker down for life.

  ALMOST a good plan....Except you've got a fortified shelter and supplies to last a lifetime - so why pick just 1 girl? With a DUTY to begin repopulating the world you'd have to round-up at least a dozen hotties. Of course, once their menstruation cycles eventually sync up you'd probably decide to take your chances with the zombies!
• said_aouita

  

  gut;1121031 wrote:And, of course, for those runs to the grocery store:
  

  If heading to the really scary places like Massillon or Youngstown, I'd even consider a Marauder.
  
  [video=youtube;cDoRmT0iRic][/video]
• mella

  Survive. I hope it is slow zombies. I can't stand the fast ones that can sprint those really bug me.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  justincredible;1120801 wrote: I'd definitely choose to survive.

  Punch-a-size zombie faces to pass the time?
• sherm03

  

  I'd like to think that I would try to survive. But truth is, I have no weapons outside of a pocket knife, some kitchen knives, and a BB gun. So unless I could loot a store and get my hands on something, I'm just zombie bait anyways. Pretty hard to stay alive with no weapons.
• GoChiefs

  

  sherm03;1121082 wrote:I'd like to think that I would try to survive. But truth is, I have no weapons outside of a pocket knife, some kitchen knives, and a BB gun. So unless I could loot a store and get my hands on something, I'm just zombie bait anyways. Pretty hard to stay alive with no weapons.

  No weapons? You have the ultimate zombie killing weapon. Your stand up routine.
• SportsAndLady

  

  I would shoot myself in the face
• redstreak one

  

  While I would like to think I would be a zombie killing fool, more than like I would become just another member of the herd! lol
  
  I have 2 Remington 12 guage pump shotguns and plenty of shells. Mostly 4 and 5 shot 3 inch magnums, which in close range would be deadly on a zombie melon! I have a Glock .40 semi auto with plenty of ammo and I also have a Howa .308 topped with a burris scope for those reach out and touch me moments. An axe and hatchet, plus a machete I use when camping and several aluminum ball bats. Bring it on! lol
• dlazz

  justincredible;1120801 wrote: What would you do if you woke up one morning that the zombie apocalypse was here?

  Zombies aren't real, so this would never happen.
  
  Hope this helps.
• sjmvsfscs08

  Probably disassemble our two greenhouses, load them and all of the seed/supplies onto the trucks, drive 15min north to the lake, steal some boats and load them into that, and head to Pelee Island.
• FatHobbit

  

  sjmvsfscs08;1121118 wrote:Probably disassemble our two greenhouses, load them and all of the seed/supplies onto the trucks, drive 15min north to the lake, steal some boats and load them into that, and head to Pelee Island.

  I'm pretty sure zombies can swim
• enigmaax

  I'd probably bang a couple zombie chics. Then, whatever. And I'd always double tap.
• SportsAndLady

  

  enigmaax;1121134 wrote:I'd probably bang a couple zombie chics. Then, whatever. And I'd always double wrap.

  Fixed. Zombie herpes cannot look good.
• sjmvsfscs08

  FatHobbit;1121126 wrote:I'm pretty sure zombies can swim

  NO THEY CAN'T!!!!!!
• Heretic

  

  I'd survive. Or at least try to. Being a stoner whose attention can really wander at times might not be overly helpful to my long-term plans to live.