The zombie apocalypse is upon us: do you try to survive or just end it quickly?
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sjmvsfscs08How about beforehand I buy some of these:
and lay 5-6 of them on the ground, then weld them together.
I would them bury them and plant trees on top of it, so it's a hilled tree line with ventilation sticking out near the trees. No one would ever know except you and your family.
Imagine six of these lined up, and stuffed with survival gear:
It's not bad living. -
enigmaax
Gonna be funny when the zombies run out of people as food and start looking for animals. Picture Glory Days cruising along on his little sailboat, thinking he survived a zombie apocalypse. Then BOOM...school of fucking zombie sharks goes all Jaws XIV on his ass.Glory Days;1121943 wrote:Sail boats......and sure, you couldnt fly the plane forever and it is not something you would do every day. but i am willing to bet though, fuel would go bad before you actually run out of fuel. remember, the zombie virus spreads pretty fast and you would be the only person (or one of the few) using the fuel compared to the thousands of flights a day and millions of people driving cars a day. -
Mr Miyagi
I would head to Justin's farm hang out and whenever he was around me I would be a very noisy eater -
justincredible
Mr Miyagi;1122191 wrote:I would head to Justin's farm hang out and whenever he was around me I would be a very noisy eater
You'd be dead soon.
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Mr Miyagi
You might want to keep me around....I know over a thousand ways to cook a catjustincredible;1122194 wrote:You'd be dead soon. -
hoops23
lolMr Miyagi;1122200 wrote:You might want to keep me around....I know over a thousand ways to cook a cat -
derek bomar
unless you're claustrophobicsjmvsfscs08;1121979 wrote:How about beforehand I buy some of these:
and lay 5-6 of them on the ground, then weld them together.
I would them bury them and plant trees on top of it, so it's a hilled tree line with ventilation sticking out near the trees. No one would ever know except you and your family.
Imagine six of these lined up, and stuffed with survival gear:
It's not bad living. -
sleeper
I'd rather pound salt. -
Raw Dawgin' it
Shoot everyone.justincredible;1120801 wrote:Inspired by The Walking Dead. What would you do if you woke up one morning that the zombie apocalypse was here? I'd definitely choose to survive. -
dlazz
salt = mensleeper;1122269 wrote:I'd rather pound salt. -
Thinthickbigred
what are you going to do for air conditioning ? water hook up ? food supply? chit house with no water?sjmvsfscs08;1121979 wrote:How about beforehand I buy some of these:
and lay 5-6 of them on the ground, then weld them together.
I would them bury them and plant trees on top of it, so it's a hilled tree line with ventilation sticking out near the trees. No one would ever know except you and your family.
Imagine six of these lined up, and stuffed with survival gear:
It's not bad living.
forget it . You got to make for the woods . make an elaborate tree house -
Glory Days
haha the zombie virus always has different results with animals. hopefully this one just effects humans.enigmaax;1121988 wrote:Gonna be funny when the zombies run out of people as food and start looking for animals. Picture Glory Days cruising along on his little sailboat, thinking he survived a zombie apocalypse. Then BOOM...school of fucking zombie sharks goes all Jaws XIV on his ass. -
dwccrew
Yes.hoops23;1121637 wrote:So, you're saying you'd fortify your place better than they did?
Wrong.Mulva;1121644 wrote:Not only that, he would also fortify his place better than they did.
enigmaax;1121988 wrote:Gonna be funny when the zombies run out of people as food and start looking for animals. Picture Glory Days cruising along on his little sailboat, thinking he survived a zombie apocalypse. Then BOOM...school of ****ing zombie sharks goes all Jaws XIV on his ass.
What would be the difference? Sharks want to eat you regardless. -
bigkahuna
Somebody on the show Doomsday Preppers did something very similar to this. It's just above ground. He can see 5 miles in every direction from the top of his compound.sjmvsfscs08;1121979 wrote:How about beforehand I buy some of these:
and lay 5-6 of them on the ground, then weld them together.
I would them bury them and plant trees on top of it, so it's a hilled tree line with ventilation sticking out near the trees. No one would ever know except you and your family.
Imagine six of these lined up, and stuffed with survival gear:
It's not bad living. -
enigmaax
Zombie dolphins sound scary? Zombie clownfish?dwccrew;1122418 wrote:What would be the difference? Sharks want to eat you regardless. -
dwccrew
Clowns and clownfish are scary for some to begin with, zombie clownfish would be infinitely worse.enigmaax;1122571 wrote:Zombie dolphins sound scary? Zombie clownfish? -
Glory Days
zombie clown porn?
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enigmaax
Limited genre. Yeah, I've looked.Glory Days;1122733 wrote:zombie clown porn? -
said_aouita
I just got a new cookbook- 101 ways to wok your dog.Mr Miyagi;1122200 wrote:I know over a thousand ways to cook a cat -
bigkahuna
Link or GTFOenigmaax;1122739 wrote:Limited genre. Yeah, I've looked. -
Devils Advocate
The end is here!!!
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justincredible
said_aouita;1122802 wrote:I just got a new cookbook- 101 ways to wok your dog.
I lol'd. -
Devils Advocate
This is HOT on sooo may levels...Glory Days;1122733 wrote:zombie clown porn?
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justincredible
I'm watching Zombieland right now, I forgot the zombies in this movie could run. I think in a Zombieland situation I would probably just kill myself.
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enigmaax
I watched part of it again last night, which caused me to rethink the "bang zombie chic" philosophy. I mean, I'd still do it, but I'd have to make adjustments to the beer scale - from what I can tell, it'd be about a 4-9 beer adjustment in most cases.justincredible;1127008 wrote:I'm watching Zombieland right now, I forgot the zombies in this movie could run. I think in a Zombieland situation I would probably just kill myself.