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Got Laid Today Check In Thread

  • Skyhook79
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
    http://theslingshot.com/f/4825-15-reasons-women-fake-orgasms?wid=48&cid=84&awid=73&wwid=76

    Hope this helps.
  • Laley23
    Lol at CC. How the fuck can your wife "nut" if she is indeed a woman? I dont think you understand what the term "nutted" means.
  • Pick6
    Laley23;1086618 wrote:Lol at CC. How the fuck can your wife "nut" if she is indeed a woman? I dont think you understand what the term "nutted" means.
    cc's ass is apparently bored-out pretty good if he can take it long enough for his "partner" to nut 3 times.
  • SnotBubbles
    Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
  • vball10set
    SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
  • justcompete
    ernest_t_bass;1086431 wrote:Foreplay? What's that?
    Turning off the TV
  • bwcomet89
    I can't remember the last time I didn't make the girl cum 2 times? It's usually twice that. I thought two was a requirement? No vday sex for me, but I'm setting shit up for birthday sex(tomorrow).
  • chicago510
    SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
    We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.

    Lets just say it involves multiple long needles.
  • THE4RINGZ
    chicago510;1088091 wrote:We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.

    Lets just say it involves multiple long needles.

    So you drain the blood from the effected member?
  • chicago510
    THE4RINGZ;1088138 wrote:So you drain the blood from the effected member?
    Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.

    If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
  • THE4RINGZ
    chicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.

    If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:

    Sounds relatively painless.
  • Pick6
    chicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.

    If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
    dont scare me like that bro
  • bwcomet89
    ccrunner609;1088087 wrote:I call bullshit
    Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.
  • sherm03
    ccrunner609;1089052 wrote:5?? I need verification on that.
    Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.
  • ernest_t_bass
    sherm03;1089057 wrote:Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.

    Hey, you finally made me laugh! Good job, comedian!
  • sherm03
    ernest_t_bass;1089063 wrote:Hey, you finally made me laugh! Good job, comedian!
    Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!
  • ernest_t_bass
    sherm03;1089070 wrote:Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!

    You may now carry on with the rest of your day.
  • sherm03
    ernest_t_bass;1089080 wrote:You may now carry on with the rest of your day.
    Nothing like a good backhanded compliment to kick off the weekend.
  • 4cards
    ...I'll give ya a backhand! I've go your Dad's permission there young'n when you step out of line!
  • Devils Advocate
    I've been fucked at work all week. Does that count?
  • dwccrew
    bwcomet89;1088553 wrote:Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.
    Well that is why you pay a prostitute, to leave. You're not special. And I don't think she came 5 times, that is just vaginal discharge from Herpes. Get tested, bro.
  • Pick6
    I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
  • derek bomar
    Pick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
    PIIHB
  • dwccrew
    Pick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
    Beware the crazy stalker. If you bang her, she may not leave you alone. Good luck.
  • Pick6
    yeah I've already made it clear im not looking for anything. She sort of comes off to me as the stalker type..oh well, its been a couple week since Ive been laid. I'll push my luck.