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Got Laid Today Check In Thread

  • ernest_t_bass
    ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.

    You are so fucking retarded.
  • Commander of Awesome
    ernest_t_bass;1086327 wrote:You are so fucking retarded.
    sigh, god help me....+1
  • sherm03
    ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.
    Your dick only SEEMS big. When you only fuck children, you have to keep in mind that they aren't full grown people yet.

    Perspective...pedo.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Wife is taking a bath, after that....her real Valentine's Day gift.
  • LJ
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.

    3? Rofl
  • THE4RINGZ
    LJ;1086377 wrote:3? Rofl

    If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.
  • The Equalizer
    I like how pedorunner didn't answer the part about it being a school day.
  • Pick6
    yeah.. i didnt get laid. this valentine's day can go fuck itself...


    still got rosey palmer + her sisters though!
  • derek bomar
    Commander of Awesome;1086324 wrote:Not funny, nice fail derek.
    You're a super cool dude.
  • said_aouita
    ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
    Sounds like something 609 would say.
  • said_aouita
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:My personal record is 3.
    That's pathetic. As a distance runner, I'd expect you do be better.
    Tell your wife to text me if she wants to (at least) double that number.
  • Crimson streak
    I got nothing. Had to work last night kind of sucks. I'm about to be at home and I'm gonna wake her ass up haha
  • ernest_t_bass
    THE4RINGZ;1086379 wrote:If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.

    Foreplay? What's that?
  • Belly35
    Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
  • ernest_t_bass
    Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
    ernest_t_bass;1086097 wrote:Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.
    STFU old man!
  • GoChiefs
    Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
    Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?
  • Belly35
    GoChiefs;1086488 wrote:Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?
    I guess! I wouldn't know :) If it doesn't come in the Kama Sutra kit we don't use it...:laugh:
  • LJ
    Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
  • thavoice
    Nope.

    Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
  • Belly35
    LJ;1086551 wrote:Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
    Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.</SPAN>
  • vball10set
    "I got laid by MY guy, ccrunner"

    signed,
    Rosie Palm

  • krambman
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
    In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a man.
  • FatHobbit
    krambman;1086593 wrote:In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a boy.
    FIFY
  • ernest_t_bass
    thavoice;1086558 wrote:Nope.

    Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
    Wait, wat? You're joking, right? You continue to amaze all of us, that you are still with this woman.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Belly35;1086565 wrote:Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.
    What's with the funky "Cafe Press" tattoo on your face?