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Got Laid Today Check In Thread

  • ernest_t_bass
    A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
  • jmog
    If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.
  • brutus161
    ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
    So, you're checking in prematurely? Sounds like your sex life.
  • j_crazy
    No for me. Work till tomorrow @ 6am. Flying back to la after that.
  • Iliketurtles
    jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.
    This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

    But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.
  • Thinthickbigred
    Iliketurtles;1086089 wrote:This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

    But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.
    so how is that soft shell?
  • Pick6
    no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.
  • ernest_t_bass
    jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.

    Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.
  • ernest_t_bass
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

    No school?
  • gport_tennis
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

    Lol you had sex with a tranny
  • Pick6
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
    pretty sure there was school today. noon is about lunch time.. you arent helping yourself rid the pedophile tag.
  • dwccrew
    ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote: Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
    Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.
    Pick6;1086095 wrote:no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.
    Awwww, she'll be feeling shamed in the morning. :)
  • ernest_t_bass
    And... Done.
  • karen lotz
    ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.


    Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?




    ah shit. dwccrew beat me to it.
  • chicago510
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
    She nutted? You truly are fucking sick.
  • dwccrew
    dwccrew;1086214 wrote:Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.

    karen lotz;1086235 wrote:Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?




    ah ****. dwccrew beat me to it.
    LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.
  • chicago510
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
    My girl doesn't have nuts like yours apparently does, so when she has an orgasm I do not refer to it as "nutted".
  • ernest_t_bass
    ccrunner609;1086240 wrote:and I bet she is still her the room with her vibrator trying to finish the job.

    Dynamite drop in, Alex.
  • dwccrew
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
    Bullshit, she just kept faking it hoping you would finally get the hint and stop. She must not have known you have the IQ of a gym teacher.
  • karen lotz
    dwccrew;1086244 wrote:LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.

    haha I have to find some other posts worthy of reps before I can rep yours. Might take a while.
  • dwccrew
    ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big **** that does it.
    Why would your big nose have anything to do with her getting off?
  • Curly J
    ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
    3 !!! You da man !!!
  • Commander of Awesome
    ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
    How the fuck is this clown back to positive reps? Who the hell is repping him? Mods?
  • derek bomar
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  • Commander of Awesome
    Not funny, nice fail derek.