Retarded Family Members

• SnotBubbles

  

  Like literally...
  
  Does anyone else have one?
  
  I have this cousin, who is retarded but not like wheel chair retarded. He's been retarded his whole life. Not only is he retarded, he should also probably be classified as a sexual predator. No, he hasn't raped anyone/anything that we know of, but he's the horniest motherfucker I've ever met. At different points in his life, he's ran up over $10,000 in sex hotlines on my uncles credit card, broke into the neighbor's house and got caught jacking off in her panties and will masturbate at about every family outing and get caught about every time (biggest cock in the world, no joke...the guy is packing a serious sledge hammer...God's "fuck you" to me). His Facebook profile is hilarious. His own dad, several of my aunts (my mom too) wont be his friends. He and his retarded friends always talk about sexual acts. Example:
  
  
  
  He'll go from one day getting yelled at by his brother or sister and posting about Jesus, to the next day liking "girls cumming on my shaved dogs leash." It's so bizarre. Example 2:
  
  
  
  Yes, my retarded male cousin likes getting his pussy licked by girls....
  
  So what say you, OC....does anyone else suffer from a retarded family member (with or without a gigantic penis)?
  
  Here's to you, cuz!
  
• DeyDurkie5

  

  wtf..
• SnotBubbles

  

  DeyDurkie5;996809 wrote:wtf..

  My sentiment exactly.
• enigmaax

  Why would you let your retarded sexual deviant cousin drink such a shitty beer?
• Pick6

  

  lol funny as fuck
• like_that

  

  SMH.
  
  COA, can you change your decision on idiot thread of the week? You should have known Snot or ETB were going to fail.
• Laley23

  

  lol, WTF?
• september63

  

  I dont even think you can make this shit up?
• Pick6

  

  like_that;996874 wrote:SMH.
  
  COA, can you change your decision on idiot thread of the week? You should have known Snot or ETB were going to fail.

  clearly the greatest thread this week
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  
• gorocks99

  

  
• chicago510

  

  Lol @ liking "getting my pussy licked by girls" and "Sucking Breast" on facebook.
  
  Have you no shame, cuz?
  
  Also, Reps. But neg reps for sharing some of your genome with him.
• Tigerfan00

  

  I cant even imagine how many times hes been busted for indecent exposure.
• Curly J

  

  
• Thread Bomber

  

  If he works at Lowe's, we have a HOF thread here.
• Mr Miyagi

  

  Thread Bomber;996948 wrote:If he works at Lowe's, we have a HOF thread here.

  He probably works at Dominos...........Think twice before you order a pizza again
• said_aouita

  

  Of course he's retarded. He's drinking Bud light.
  
  
• dwccrew

  

  God has a sick sense of humor. Giving this tard a huge cock and he'll probably never get to properly use it by tearing super hot girls vaginas apart.
• GoPens

  

  Mr Miyagi;996989 wrote:He probably works at Dominos...........Think twice before you order a pizza again

  As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.
• dwccrew

  

  GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.

  I always loved the taste of the pizza from that Dominoes. Does this make me gay? Fairwood King, can you give me a ruling on this?
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.

  Tell me MOAR!!!
• chicago510

  

  Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza
• dwccrew

  

  chicago510;997041 wrote:Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza

  You just order the sausage?
• chicago510

  

  dwccrew;997045 wrote:You just order the sausage?

  Yeah, all the fucking carbs in the crust?!
• dwccrew

  

  chicago510;997047 wrote:Yeah, all the ****ing carbs in the crust?!

  I see you are a man that thinks good.