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Retarded Family Members

  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
    It's just a really large, retarded dick. I'm not obsessed with it, just jealous. I'm pretty sure I'd go full retarded for a day if I could walk around with a dick like that.
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;997956 wrote:It's just a really large, retarded dick. I'm not obsessed with it, just jealous. I'm pretty sure I'd go full retarded for a day if I could walk around with a dick like that.
    How do you know how big it is?
  • justincredible
    FatHobbit;997987 wrote:How do you know how big it is?
    They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.
  • Heretic
    Curly J;997906 wrote:I find that normal for Snot.
    As do I. Usually I think it's weird if he goes a few posts WITHOUT commenting on male penises.
  • FatHobbit
    justincredible;998005 wrote:They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.
    LOFL
  • SnotBubbles
    FatHobbit;997987 wrote:How do you know how big it is?
    Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
  • justincredible
    SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
    My explanation is more probable.
  • enigmaax
    SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit....read my original post. We catch him jacking off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
    Tard Mom: Has anyone seen my son?
    Snot: *raising hand and jumping up and down* Ooh, ooh, I'll go find him.
  • GoPens
    ts1227;997297 wrote:That was the first time it went under back in the 90s, right?
    Yea. When they came back a few years ago, the damage had been done and they didn't last long. No one will eat Dominos here again...
  • Heretic
    SnotBubbles;998074 wrote:Geez Hobbit.... I jack him off at about every family get together. It's impossible not to notice.
    Fixed for accuracy.
  • mcburg93
    Wow I've heard tards have tremendous strength but never knew they were Hung like a clydesdale. Now i wish I was a tard.
  • FatHobbit
    Is anyone else remotely surprised that snot has a perverted cousin? I'd be willing to bet most of his relatives are perverts.
  • Steel Valley Football
    I used to volunteer for the Red Cross swimming w handicapped kids in HS. There was one retarded black boy who was actually about 19 but he was about four feet tall and his cock was about 9-10 inches floppy.
  • FatHobbit
    Steel Valley Football;998202 wrote:I used to volunteer for the Red Cross swimming w handicapped kids in HS. There was one retarded black boy who was actually about 19 but he was about four feet tall and his cock was about 9-10 inches floppy.
    Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?
  • enigmaax
    FatHobbit;998232 wrote:Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?
    I thought there was something funny that could be said about this, but since there is no answer to this question that would make me say, "oh that makes sense," I'm just going to Joe Pa his statement.
  • Steel Valley Football
    FatHobbit;998232 wrote:Why were you looking at the retarded boys cock?
    Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.

    edit: besides, it was swimming. where you change in the locker room before and after.
  • Steel Valley Football
    enigmaax;998247 wrote:I thought there was something funny that could be said about this, but since there is no answer to this question that would make me say, "oh that makes sense," I'm just going to Joe Pa his statement.
    But oops no you're not.
  • enigmaax
    Steel Valley Football;998248 wrote:Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.
    Oh that makes sense.
  • SnotBubbles
    What's worse then looking at your retarded cousins enormous penis? Looking at a non-related black boys enormous penis.

    You win Steel Valley Football! You win! :D
  • karen lotz
    Steel Valley Football;998248 wrote:Many of the children could not dress themselves. Some required several people to dress them because of their physical disabilities.

    edit: besides, it was swimming. where you change in the locker room before and after.

    Jerry Sandusky agrees with you.
  • karen lotz
    Snot, you are a sick fuck.


    obvious post is obvious.
  • Steel Valley Football
    I'm actually blind...so it was the Braille method of measuring, if you get my drift.


    Winning! :thumbup:
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big ****. That's weird.
    It'd be weird if he wasn't.
    justincredible;998005 wrote:They have a "cock chart" that they bust out every year at the reunion and update. Smallest cock from the previous year is in charge of measuring.
    And snot is the measurer every year.
  • justincredible
    dwccrew;998332 wrote:And snot is the measurer every year.
    That was the inference. Derp.
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;998336 wrote:That was the inference. Derp.
    I am the retarded member of my family. Now don't you feel bad? Who is feeling frisky tonight?