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Retarded Family Members

  • september63
    dwccrew;997039 wrote:I always loved the taste of the pizza from that Dominoes. Does this make me gay? Fairwood King, can you give me a ruling on this?

    Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
  • dwccrew
    september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
    I'm hoping that since it was on pizza that I am not gay. Now if I liked it straight (pun intended) from the source, I probably would be tiptoeing through the tulips.
  • GoPens
    DeadliestWarrior34;997040 wrote:Tell me MOAR!!!
    chicago510;997041 wrote:Thats exactly why I don't order sausage pizza
    Let's just say it wasn't the sausage you had to worry about--it was the special, secret sauce.
  • Gardens35
    Now waiting to Welcome Our Newest Member.........Snotzcuz.
  • enigmaax
    Gardens35;997143 wrote:Now waiting to Welcome Our Newest Member.........Snotzcuz.
    Even better is going to be when he reveals that he isn't just Snotzcuz, but that snot's whole post was just a reaction to their lover's quarrel. Step aside "gay black leprechaun", enter "gay retard incest". Mattinctown is also taking a backseat to this drama.
  • FatHobbit
    Classic thread
  • justincredible
    september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
    Useless post.
  • ts1227
    GoPens;997030 wrote:As crazy as that sounds, that happened at a Dominos in my town. Obviously it's now out of business.
    That was the first time it went under back in the 90s, right?
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;997293 wrote:Useless post.
    We don't need your 3.6 cents.
  • ernest_t_bass
    FYI, this isn't snot. I know that most entillogent posters can fijure that out, but for awl you nunces...
  • FatHobbit
    ernest_t_bass;997324 wrote:FYI, this isn't snot. I know that most entillogent posters can fijure that out, but for awl you nunces...
    Are you saying snot didn't start this post, or he isn't the cousin?
  • End of Line
    What the fuck, lol.
  • ernest_t_bass
    FatHobbit;997412 wrote:Are you saying snot didn't start this post, or he isn't the cousin?

    Snot didn't write this. Kopy and past
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;997499 wrote:Snot didn't write this. Kopy and past
    Wrong. I'll PM you his profile. You can see when you click on it that he is a mutual friend. This is my cousin, and every single thing I posted about him is true.
  • SnotBubbles
    enigmaax;996869 wrote:Why would you let your retarded sexual deviant cousin drink such a shitty beer?
    He lives in Illinois, I live in Ohio. I don't control what my retarded cousin (who isn't supposed to drink because of his meds) drinks.
    september63;996886 wrote:I dont even think you can make this shit up?
    I can assure you this is 100% true.
    dwccrew;997029 wrote:God has a sick sense of humor. Giving this tard a huge cock and he'll probably never get to properly use it by tearing super hot girls vaginas apart.
    No, but somehow he has gotten some very skanky not-retarded girls to have sex with him. As a matter of fact, my retarded cousin got one of them pregnant about a year ago. She "lost" the baby....but I call abortion. No one wants a retarded baby....not even skanky sluts who use retarded guys for their big cocks.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Is he actually a ratard, or just acts ratarded?
  • Fab4Runner
    This is crazy. And hilarious.
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;997614 wrote:Is he actually a ratard, or just acts ratarded?
    Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
  • enigmaax
    SnotBubbles;997794 wrote:Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
    So like, when you guys are together at family reunions, what do you do? Just like, sit back, ride his coattails, and hope he picks up some chics for you too?
  • ernest_t_bass
    SnotBubbles;997794 wrote:Actually retarded. He also, a few years back, set his neighbors garage on fire for not apparent reason...other then being retarded.
    Like a mental problem? ED? ADHD? ADD? MRDD? STD?
  • SnotBubbles
    enigmaax;997801 wrote:So like, when you guys are together at family reunions, what do you do? Just like, sit back, ride his coattails, and hope he picks up some chics for you too?
    I try not to pick up women at family reunions....you sicko.
    ernest_t_bass;997808 wrote:Like a mental problem? ED? ADHD? ADD? MRDD? STD?
    He's retarded. Isn't that enough of a mental problem? I believe my mom told me one time that he has the mentality of a 5 year old. A horny 5 year old with a really big dick.
  • bradmaynard
    Does he have Twitter?
  • justincredible
    You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
  • Curly J
    justincredible;997859 wrote:You sure are obsessed with his big dick. That's weird.
    I find that normal for Snot.
  • Steel Valley Football
    september63;997056 wrote:Haaaaaaaa.................cant wait on Judge Judy's ruling.
    Rippin on the tards is ok, but don't mess w the geighs cuz they can't help it - they're born that way.