Vasectomy

• SnotBubbles

  

  Why did you get a vasectomy? You can't get dude's assholes pregnant...
• NNN

  

  WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.

  I usually go in and out on her for hours at a time anyway, so...
• justcompete

  Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Tell the doctor to be careful down there. You don't want snotty to get cut.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  How did it go ETB?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Commander of Awesome;944923 wrote:How did it go ETB?

  
  They cut into my balls.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.

  Yes I'm aware.
  
  Never had one, hope this helps.
• Heretic

  

  ernest_t_bass;945042 wrote:They cut into my balls.

  Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Commander of Awesome;945070 wrote:Yes I'm aware.
  
  Never had one, hope this helps.

  
  We don't want more kids, so it was time. Can always get it reversed if needed.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Heretic;945101 wrote:Did they give you a real pussy, too? I'm guessing not, since I haven't seen any "GREATESTEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!" threads started by you, but I figured I'd ask.

  
  Lol, wut?
• Curly J

  

  I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Curly J;945186 wrote:I had an appointment to get it done back in 2005. We had to go out of town suddenly and I never rescheduled the appointment. The Wife is now fixed as of 6 months ago. I'm still thinking about it done just for fun...actually just to be safe.

  Assuming you're still married, "safe" would not be an accurate term when your wife finds out.
• martyirish

  

  had mine in 1995.
  Did it on a Friday morning spent the weekend watching football with a bag of frozen peas on the package.
  Monday went back to my normal routine.
  Only I guess you could say bad thing was the doctor had a sick sense of humor.
  with knife in hand and right before cutting he stops looks at me and says, "who's the man."
  then every once in a while he would say, "oops"
  OOPS!!!! don't be saying that with sharp instruments down there!!!!
  good thing I was numb and didn't feel a thing
• jmog

  Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Got the Big Snip at age 32. The plan was to have Lady D'Friskies's tubes tied after c-section #3, but she was too sick (pre-eclampia) to spend the extra time on the table. She didn't need another surgery after that - it was a lot better for me to get the deed done on the lads.
  
  Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover.

  
  I can confirm this...ever since my wife got hers burnt she has been much more of a maniac in the bedroom .
  
  She even admitted to it being the lack of fear of pregnancy.
• dwccrew

  

  justcompete;944743 wrote:Got mine done in my mid 40's after a friend called informing me his wife was pregnant (oops). The worst part was when the doctor taped my penis to my chest.

  Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?
• Heretic

  

  dwccrew;945840 wrote:Why did they remove your penis and tape it to your chest?

  Weird doctor humor?
• fish82

  

  Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  fish82;946252 wrote:Had it done in '98...piece of cake. I sat up, watched the whole thing and even gave the doc some pointers along the way.

  I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.
• Scooter1369

  

  Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.
• dwccrew

  

  Cat Food Flambe';946313 wrote:I looked at it this way - if it it allowed me to get laid more often and without having to wear a rubber, it was worth the pain.

  Who wears a rubber anymore? What are these itchy, red bumps on my cock?
• dwccrew

  

  Scooter1369;946489 wrote:Had mine done on the Wednesday before the NCAA tournament started. I had four days of sitting on my ass, holding frozen peas to my junk, watching college basketball. It was great timing.

  Holding your junk and watching men jump around after balls sounds pretty gay. Vasectomys make men gay.
• georgemc80

  So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.
• dwccrew

  

  georgemc80;946672 wrote:So does not being able to turn a singular word into a plural word.

  This guy must have had a vasectomy, sensitive like a woman.
• Rocketsfan

  Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.
• Fred Flintstone

  Rocketsfan;948106 wrote:Had mine several years ago. Was throwin a football with my kid 2 hours later. It is no big deal.

  2 hours later? Then they didn't do it right.