Vasectomy

• dlazz

  ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?
  
  /durk

  Ask your mom.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  dlazz;943942 wrote:Ask your mom.

  
  My mom died of cancer.
• wildcats20

  

  Cat Food Flambe';943934 wrote:Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover.

  The wife of a guy I coached with was the same way.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  ernest_t_bass;943906 wrote:How's dlazz cum taste?
  
  /durk

  well, how does it taste ernest?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  DeyDurkie5;943994 wrote:well, how does it taste ernest?

  
  Pineapples
• WebFire

  No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
  
  http://essure.com/
• tk421

  

  WebFire;944284 wrote:No reason for a man to have this done. Women have this non-invasive procedure available. My wife was in and out in an hour.
  
  http://essure.com/

  When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.
• Sonofanump

  ernest_t_bass;943830 wrote:Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that ****ing chair. Legs up, balls out.

  At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.
• password

  

  tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.

  Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.
• chicago510

  

  How does it feel when your balls are just freely floating around in your sack? Do you feel like any less of a man?
• tk421

  

  password;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.

  That too
• majorspark

  

  My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.
• dwccrew

  

  Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!

  Is it the smoking part that is working, or the never getting laid part?
  

  password;944338 wrote:Also if you are married and cheating, you don't have to worry about knocking up some slut you are banging on the side.

  Nope, then your only worry is the herp.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sonofanump;944307 wrote:At least Frothy WLS is there to comfort you.

  
  Wouldn't let him in the room.
• Fred Flintstone

  Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ernest_t_bass;943734 wrote:Anyone had one. I'm minutes away from mine.
  
  Fuck you douche bags that will come crawling here to thread shit/fling poo.

  HAHAHA
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!

  It's probably working because you don't get any.
• WebFire

  tk421;944290 wrote:When you're single and you don't want kids anyway, that's a reason.

  Well, yes. I guess I was referring to men of the married variety.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  majorspark;944453 wrote:My wife and I were 25 when we had our 3rd child. She told me she was done. I needed more time to finish my degree and was unsure. The big "V" did not make sense to me at 25. I respected my wife's wishes. I told her if you want to go ahead and do it. The docs told my wife and I with two small incisions they would sever the tubes and burn the ends. Very reliable for our young age. Its an out patient procedure and nearly 14yrs later 100% effective.

  Good point - had I been 25, I'm not sure I would have gotten clipped, either. Just a few years makes a difference - by the time I was in my early thirties, I was pretty sure that --I-- didn't want any more kids, either - either with my wife, or, God forbid, another woman had something happened to my wife.
• FatHobbit

  

  Fred Flintstone;944550 wrote:Thinking about signing up for the March Madness Special. Have it done the Weds before opening weekend of March Madness and then sit on the couch and watch every game for the next few days.

  That's probably what I would do were I in the market for a vasectomy.
• WebFire

  Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?

  When my wife had it done I think it was $1800, but covered by our insurance. I have no idea what a vasectomy costs.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  I will say one more thing...
  
  I've had three moments of raw, stark terror in my life...
  
  1/ Watching my about-to-be wife walking up the aisle at our wedding;
  2/ Standing in the nursery on the first night we brought our daughter home from the hospital - and realizing I'm responsible for that little thing...
  3/ Watching the doctor lower a 4" hypodermic needle under the sheet to inject the local anesthesia for my vasectomy.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Scarlet_Buckeye;944598 wrote:How much does it cost? What is the difference in the price for the guy's procedure vs. the girl's procedure?

  
  $100
• georgemc80

  Got one at 26 against my wife's wishes. She just finished her second pregnancy with problems. I thought to myself, boy and girl equals a matching set. I don't need any more kids, even if my marriage failed (which it hasn't)
  
  Biggest issue was the hot blonde nurse shaving my boys.....
  
  May 1997 I was dropped off at the urologist, had the procedure, and walked home. 14 years later, my wife thanks me for my forethought.