Vasectomy

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Anyone had one. I'm minutes away from mine.
  
  Fuck you douche bags that will come crawling here to thread shit/fling poo.
• queencitybuckeye

  Court ordered?
• DeyDurkie5

  

  haha
• believer

  

  Had one two years ago. No big deal.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?

  
  Shh
• dlazz

  queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?

  reps
• tk421

  

  want one.
• Bigdogg

  One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  queencitybuckeye;943739 wrote:Court ordered?

  
  They said it was a requirement to coach beach volleyball.
• queencitybuckeye

  Bigdogg;943762 wrote:One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.

  His or yours?
• jmog

  Bigdogg;943762 wrote:One of the best things that I ever did but felt like someone kicked me in the balls for 3 days straight. Had a buddy that went home after his and knocked one off with the wife.

  Not a good idea, they say it takes a few sessions of "cleaning the pipes" to completely get rid of all residual sperm. They could have still got pregnant.
  
  
  On topic, I was a week away from getting one when my wife read online that there was a higher chance of still getting pregnant after a vesectomy (tubes growing back, etc) than if she got her tubes burnt. She did NOT want any more kids so she said she was going under the knife letting me dodge that bullet .
• power i

  

  Do what your doc says. My husband rested the first night then the next day decided he was going to go to Target with me then cut the grass. By Monday they were as big as grapefruits. Looked painful.
• Belly35

  

  I been shooting blanks for years ...:laugh:
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that fucking chair. Legs up, balls out.
• tk421

  

  ernest_t_bass;943830 wrote:Just got done. Most uncomfortable feeling being in that fucking chair. Legs up, balls out.

  How old are you? I've heard that if you try and get one done with some doctors, they won't do it if you're single and don't have kids. Even if you're married, they won't without a wife's permission. Which is bullshit.
• Heretic

  

  I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  tk421;943865 wrote:How old are you? I've heard that if you try and get one done with some doctors, they won't do it if you're single and don't have kids. Even if you're married, they won't without a wife's permission. Which is bullshit.

  
  30.5
  
  Two kids, don't want more, don't like pulling out
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Heretic;943882 wrote:I just try to smoke enough ganga to sterilize myself. Haven't knocked anyone up yet, so the plan is working!

  
  My brother is an ex pothead and he has two kids
• Fab1b

  

  I need to get one myself. My girl and I don't want any kids and she is tired of the pill and has been on my case. I am thinking next spring/summer sometime maybe!
• Iliketurtles

  

  I won't ever get one.
  
  Hope this helps.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Iliketurtles;943905 wrote:I won't ever get one.
  
  Hope this helps.

  
  How's dlazz cum taste?
  
  /durk
• Heretic

  

  ernest_t_bass;943895 wrote:My brother is an ex pothead and he has two kids

  He did it wrong.
• gerb131

  

  I'd like to get one done in the near future as well.
• redstreak one

  

  Wife had 3 c sections and on the last they double knotted them babies and burnt em! I still am a man!
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Got the Big Snip at age 32. The plan was to have Lady D'Friskies's tubes tied after c-section #3, but she was too sick (pre-eclampia) to spend the extra time on the table. She didn't need another surgery after that - it was a lot better for me to get the deed done on the lads.
  
  Warning - with worrying about getting knocked up out of the way, some women just go crazy. The wife planned a weekend getaway for us to celebrate - it took me a week to recover.