Dudes, when you're at home, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

• WebFire

  Glory Days;936412 wrote:so what about guys who shave all their body hair? not very "manly" i would say. i mean, what girl would want a man with smoother legs than her?

  I think you answered your own question.
• Glory Days

  

  WebFire;936439 wrote:I think you answered your own question.

  hey, some girls like that. guess its kinda like the hot girls who like nerdy guys.
• namod65

  

  bigdaddy2003;934791 wrote:Standing. I assume this is about the new law Canada is trying to pass?

  What law would that be?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  There is no law, a Vancouver restaurant put up a sign in the men's bathroom indicating that men should not stand and pee - the restaurant claims it was a joke.
  
  Obviously any type of ban (city or restaurant) would be unenforceable.
• fan_from_texas

  Manhattan Buckeye;936253 wrote: Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?

  
  No idea. But she's adament. It wouldn't surprise me if they're a "never close the bathroom doors" sort of couple. Fun people, but a little weird.
• Sykotyk

  

  Definitely stand. All times. Home. Restaurants. Stadiums. Bars. Parking Lots. Wooded lots. Doesn't matter.
  
  Especially love the long moaning morning piss where you just lean your head against the wall and go by sonar.
• Glory Days

  

  Sykotyk;938340 wrote: Especially love the long moaning morning piss where you just lean your head against the wall and go by sonar.

  speaking of that. who does shit like that in public urinals? seriously, you need to sound like your getting a blow job as you piss?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;934685 wrote:I can't believe any man would actually sit to piss. You guys are fucking around right?

  This.
• QuakerOats

  Sit to piss? You gotta be kiddin ---- a trans-pisser ??
• Thread Bomber

  

  I usually perform the Super Man pose
• dwccrew

  

  oletiger;934834 wrote:water not deep enough to sit n pee

  oletiger's ole balls dip that far into the water?
  

  fan_from_texas;934941 wrote:Here's the context: our son is 15 months old, so he'll start potty-training soon. Mrs. FFT was talking to some friends about this. My understanding is that boys are generally taught to pee sitting down (for aiming purposes). I'm okay with teaching that way.
  
  But then Mrs. FFT mentioned that I peed standing up, and the C-monster would eventually do this, too (this sounds odd divorced from context, but whatever). The friend was aghast--her husband pees sitting down, and she was convinced that virtually all men did, too, for cleanliness reasons. Mrs. FFT relayed this to me, and my initial reaction was the opposite--while there are situations where some dudes pee sitting down, that would strike me as not the norm by a longshot. The friend's argument was basically that any guy who peed standing up was a neanderthal. Now, it's not like I follow friends around to see how they pee, so I couldnt say for certain that I was right, but I assumed it wasn't symptomatic of being a mouth-breather.
  
  Long story short, this issue has come up several times since then. Mrs. FFT's friend insists that I'm the outlier, while her husband is the norm. I disagree, but wanted a sanity check to make sure I wasn't crazy. You guys have confirmed that I'm not way out in left field here, and it's her husband who is the weird one.
  
  So thanks again, OC.

  No offense to your friend, but she is one naive or dumb bitch. What does she think there are urinals for or has she never heard of them?
• Fab4Runner

  

  fan_from_texas;938104 wrote:No idea. But she's adament. It wouldn't surprise me if they're a "never close the bathroom doors" sort of couple. Fun people, but a little weird.

  I'm not sure if this makes us weird...but I know wildcats stands when he pees. I don't purposefully walk in the bathroom and watch him or anything, but I've seen it.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Fab4Runner;938579 wrote:I'm not sure if this makes us weird...but I know wildcats stands when he pees. I don't purposefully walk in the bathroom and watch him or anything, but I've seen it.

  it would only be weird if he were peeing on you
• Heretic

  

  Odds are pretty good that if you're a guy and you sit down to pee, you like to suck dick while doing so.
• power i

  

  I think seeing my husband sitting down to pee would pretty much end any respect I have for him.
• justincredible

  

  power i;938729 wrote:I think seeing my husband sitting down to pee would pretty much end any respect I have for him.

  Basically the same thing my wife said. She'd call me a bitch for sure.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  justincredible;938803 wrote:Basically the same thing my wife said. She'd call me a bitch for sure.

  She already calls you a bitch, but for other reasons. ZING!
• justincredible

  

  Commander of Awesome;938814 wrote:She already calls you a bitch, but for other reasons. ZING!

  Well, yeah. I've been called a bitch my entire life by pretty much everyone.
• dwccrew

  

  justincredible;938824 wrote:Well, yeah. I've been called a bitch my entire life by pretty much everyone.

  Shut yo' mouth, bitch!
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Thread Bomber;938547 wrote:I usually perform the Super Man pose

  
• Manhattan Buckeye

  power i;938729 wrote:I think seeing my husband sitting down to pee would pretty much end any respect I have for him.

  My wife said that although not quite as succinctly. Again, she doesn't get off on my armpit hair or what little chest hair I have, but if I shaved any of it off she would think I'm some sort of weirdo.
  
  Men are men. That means a few things - we like to $&%^with the door open, we talk about $&%^$, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Manhattan Buckeye;939521 wrote:Men are men. That means a few things - we like to $&%^with the door open, we talk about $&%^$, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.

  
  We literally have done none of those things.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Heretic;938704 wrote:Odds are pretty good that if you're a guy and you sit down to pee, you like to suck dick while doing so.

  
  Truth
• Manhattan Buckeye

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;939532 wrote:We literally have done none of those things.

  One of the most underrated movies post-2000.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Manhattan Buckeye;939546 wrote:One of the most underrated movies post-2000.

  
  I bought the bluray for 5 bucks...best purchase ever