Dudes, when you're at home, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

• WebFire

  BigYtownRed;935052 wrote:Sitting @ home, aiming has nothing to do with it, it is a cleanliness thing. If you have ever peed while wearing shorts it still splashes all over the place. Carpet on the floor in our bath.
  
  Everyplace else I stand, yes in your house I let it splash everywhere.
  
  Since guys have brought up the #1 #2 combo. Can you do #2 & not do #1 at the same time? I always do both have never done just #2.

  You have to pull your shorts down first. Fucking weirdos.
• Heelz

  

  Standing up
• iclfan2

  

  I can't believe there are men who sit down to be. I'm honestly shocked.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  i poop when standing up
• ernest_t_bass

  

  DeyDurkie5;935123 wrote:i poop when standing up

  
  Why are you the way you are?
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Solution: recommend that your friends rent a great movie called "About Schmidt" with Jack Nicholson.
  
  1) It is a good movie
  
  2) There is a part about Nicholson's character being emasculated because his wife insists he sit on the throne while peeing.
  
  If men weren't meant to pee standing up, (1) we wouldn't be able to, and (2) it would be worthless for our pants to have zipper/button flies. If I don't need to drop trou and get my clothes wrinkly particularly if I'm wearing a suit, I won't. It isn't that difficult to hit the target.
  
  I can think or one exception, in homes that have powder rooms with poor sound control I would consider sitting down if at a party in order to keep the noise down. But in my home, no freaking way do I sit.
• hoops23

  

  Standing up is the only way a man should piss.
  
  I usually have long morning pisses. Ones where I lean against the wall and let it fucking rip right into the toilet bowl.
  
  
  Anybody who pisses sitting down, probably follows it with a bubble bath.
• bwcomet89

  Up unless, as before mentioned, I am in fear of a surprise number 2. Just thinking about sitting down while I pee makes me feel emasculated.
• 1_beast

  

  I wear Depends
• Terry_Tate

  

  Another question to ask is does anyone stand when they wipe, or do the lean? I remember a dude at a church camp stood when wiping and he couldn't believe nobody else stood.
• Curly J

  

  I always stand. Drunk or sober...unless I have to take a Gibby.
• LJ

  

  Terry_Tate;935156 wrote:Another question to ask is does anyone stand when they wipe, or do the lean? I remember a dude at a church camp stood when wiping and he couldn't believe nobody else stood.

  
  Typically the lean
• Manhattan Buckeye

  Terry_Tate;935156 wrote:Another question to ask is does anyone stand when they wipe, or do the lean? I remember a dude at a church camp stood when wiping and he couldn't believe nobody else stood.

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  I stood, until I was old enough to go to elementary school.
• Glory Days

  

  WebFire;935077 wrote:You have to pull your shorts down first. Fucking weirdos.

  you pull your shorts down to piss?
• Glory Days

  

  hoops23;935130 wrote: Anybody who pisses sitting down, probably follows it with a bubble bath.

  anyone who has to stand needs to make up for his small dick to feel like a man.
• oberhaus

  

  THE4RINGZ;935064 wrote:Off my back deck. Right off the living room.

  
  I pee outside my basement door ir even front door. Too lazy to go to bathroom.
  
  I sit in the middle of the night.
• redstreak one

  

  My 7 year old son was potty trained at 2 in the sumer on our 4 trees in the backyard! lol Our 2 year old son almost got it down, will have to wait until next summer!
• hoops23

  

  Glory Days;935196 wrote:anyone who has to stand needs to make up for his small dick to feel like a man.

  Quite the contrary. My dick touches the water when I sit.
• WebFire

  Glory Days;935195 wrote:you pull your shorts down to piss?

  If he is pissing down the front of his shirts, he obviously isn't pulling them down far enough.
• WebFire

  Glory Days;935196 wrote:anyone who has to stand needs to make up for his small dick to feel like a man.

  Little sensitive about being a sitter-downer?
• Glory Days

  

  WebFire;935239 wrote:If he is pissing down the front of his shirts, he obviously isn't pulling them down far enough.

  no, he was talking about his shorts and how he can feel the splash on his legs since normally, the pants cover up the lower part of your legs and you dont feel it.
• Glory Days

  

  WebFire;935241 wrote:Little sensitive about being a sitter-downer?

  actually quite the opposite. hence why i do what i want and sit down.
• Glory Days

  

  hoops23;935236 wrote:Quite the contrary. My dick touches the water when I sit.

  this would be false, if your dick was too big when you sit, it would never fit inside the rim.
• LJ

  

  Glory Days;935337 wrote:this would be false, if your dick was too big when you sit, it would never fit inside the rim.

  Elongated bowls brah
• WebFire

  Glory Days;935335 wrote:no, he was talking about his shorts and how he can feel the splash on his legs since normally, the pants cover up the lower part of your legs and you dont feel it.

  Ah, that makes more sense.