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Dudes, when you're at home, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

  • derek bomar
    stand bc I can
  • justincredible
    I stand, always.

    I remember back when I was a kid and still had contact with my father his old bitch of a wife made him sit down to pee. One of the many reasons why the man is a bitch. She tried to tell me that I had to sit as well but eff that noise.
  • like_that
    justincredible;935706 wrote:I stand, always.

    I remember back when I was a kid and still had contact with my father his old bitch of a wife made him sit down to pee. One of the many reasons why the man is a bitch. She tried to tell me that I had to sit as well but eff that noise.
    Wow seriously? WTF was the bitch's motive?
  • hasbeen
    I stand up. Or lean against the wall. Sometimes I piss while lying in bed.I mix it up.
  • hoops23
    Glory Days;935337 wrote:this would be false, if your dick was too big when you sit, it would never fit inside the rim.
    I bet your boyfriend tells you this every night.
  • THE4RINGZ
    justincredible;935706 wrote:I stand, always.

    I remember back when I was a kid and still had contact with my father his old bitch of a wife made him sit down to pee. One of the many reasons why the man is a bitch. She tried to tell me that I had to sit as well but eff that noise.



    At least you aren't still bitter about it.
  • justincredible
    THE4RINGZ;935909 wrote:At least you aren't still bitter about it.
    I'm not bitter about that. I think it's hilarious.
  • THE4RINGZ
    justincredible;935925 wrote:I'm not bitter about that. I think it's hilarious.
    I believe I said glad to see you're not still bitter about it.
  • Laley23
    Up, with a few exceptions.

    The Shit/Piss combo, which speaks for itself. Middle of night when the lights hurt my eyes. Feel way to bathroom, sit and piss, get up and go back to bed. This also applies when I have to get up early and have a hangover. I would fall into the shower if I tried to stand those mornings.
  • Belly35
    95% of the time UP
    In the morning after I have been up for 2 hours first pissed outside with the dogs, feed the dogs, had my first cup of coffee, checked my computer (business) gold prices, read my e mail from China, UK and Germany, I take a shower, get my second cup of coffee and sit on the shitter for a piss and read the news paper on my smart phone.. Traditions :D
  • justincredible
    THE4RINGZ;935926 wrote:I believe I said glad to see you're not still bitter about it.
    Looked to be a sarcastic post.
  • Curly J
    justincredible;935934 wrote:Looked to be a sarcastic post.
    Ringz sarcastic ??? Never !!!
  • mhs95_06
    If I have a belt on, or on rare occasion when I have suspenders, I stand. Elastic waistband, stand unless it is a urinal. Tied string such as a swimsuit, stand.
  • WebFire
    mhs95_06;936094 wrote:If I have a belt on, or on rare occasion when I have suspenders, I stand. Elastic waistband, stand unless it is a urinal. Tied string such as a swimsuit, stand.
    You sit at urinals? :confused:
  • THE4RINGZ
    Curly J;935999 wrote:Ringz sarcastic ??? Never !!!



    Thank you.
  • 1_beast
    WebFire;936122 wrote:You sit at urinals? :confused:
    thats where i drop the deuce...
  • Glory Days
    mhs95_06;936094 wrote:If I have a belt on, or on rare occasion when I have suspenders, I stand. Elastic waistband, stand unless it is a urinal. Tied string such as a swimsuit, stand.
    WebFire;936122 wrote:You sit at urinals? :confused:
    maybe there is a stool set up infront of the urinal?
  • Glory Days
    hoops23;935903 wrote:I bet your boyfriend tells you this every night.
    boyfriend? she said she was your mom? oops.
  • majorspark
    I piss however the hell I want in my house. Up and down. Nothing wrong with either one. Now a man that squats to piss outside definitely is a little light in the loafers.
  • FatHobbit
    I'd never even heard of sitting to piss until I was with some friends at one of their boyfriend's for dinner. My brother in law went to the bathroom and the boyfriend yelled back "If you're taking a piss, you better sit because I'm the one who has to clean." Had it been me I think I would have pissed all over the floor.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    FatHobbit;936242 wrote:I'd never even heard of sitting to piss until I was with some friends at one of their boyfriend's for dinner. My brother in law went to the bathroom and the boyfriend yelled back "If you're taking a piss, you better sit because I'm the one who has to clean." Had it been me I think I would have pissed all over the floor.
    This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).

    Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?
  • hoops23
    Glory Days;936201 wrote:boyfriend? she said she was your mom? oops.
    Ouch.

    You had a Ken Jeong Hangover PT II moment?

    No wonder you sit to piss.
  • jmog
    Normally up, but if it is in the middle of the night or early in the morning (aka still half asleep) I will sit down, or like someone else said, after sex, or with an erection, etc...I'd rather not have to clean it up or hurt myself pushing it down.
  • justincredible
    Manhattan Buckeye;936253 wrote:This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).

    Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?
    Yeah, I had a discussion about this with my wife last night after reading through the thread. She assumed all men stood. She also said that all of you guys sitting to pee are a bunch of ****.
  • Glory Days
    Manhattan Buckeye;936253 wrote:This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).

    Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?
    so what about guys who shave all their body hair? not very "manly" i would say. i mean, what girl would want a man with smoother legs than her?