Stupid Facebook Statuses (of YOUR friends)

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  Who would have thought that someone who is a long distance runner would be looking for a double headed dildo.
  
  
  
  
  This is her profile on myspace.
  
  http://www.myspace.com/brandiholmes
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• I Wear Pants

  That's awesome.
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  I know this is not a facebook status post but this should be a warning to all the Gym teachers, stop touching the penis of little kids.
• justincredible

  

  password;892778 wrote:
  
  
  I know this is not a facebook status post but this should be a warning to all the Gym teachers, stop touching the penis of little kids.

  This has ccrunner written all over it.
• ts1227

  

  Maybe I'm just an unpatriotic asshole, but some of these 9/11 chain statuses are just the worst.
  
  I guess I can say that now since it's the 12th?
• Hb31187

  

  Any and all chain statuses are the worst. Breast cancer awareness, all the religion ones, ect ect