Stupid Facebook Statuses (of YOUR friends)

• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• Glory Days

  

  i've yet to post a serious status in 6 years of having facebook.
  

  ksig489;888869 wrote:I hate anyone who posts song lyrics as a status.

  you would hate me then.
• gorocks99

  

  All from the same person, over the past week. In succession...
  

  had another amazing weekend with xxxxx Can't wait to be in his arms again on Friday for a long weekend!

  down in the dumbs right now. Just hasn't been that good of a day. :/

  I have the most amazing boyfriend ever! xxxxx you are the best!

  absolutely heartbroken right now. I wish I was in CA right now...

  &#8206;.............................<wbr>......

  
  

  I'm at the point where I feel like anything I do or say doesn't matter and means nothing. Fail.

  My boyfriend is pretty amazing

  Ugh.
• SportsAndLady

  

  Hanging out with my baby and some friends having a great time... Life is great xoxoxoxoxoxo love you baby

  So glad the the love of my life and the woman of my dreams and the girls are finally all moved in. Ready to finally start a new life with the moat amazing woman and kids I know...

  Just got done at the target range with my baby now off to the outlets.

  Finally back in Ohio and ready to relax for a few days. Spending time with my baby by the pool after the DMV..

  Last day at the lake with my baby and the girls then off to Ohio, thank god I got a nice bag of fish in the fridge from the past 2 days

  (5 of his last 6 fbook posts)
  
  How I haven't defriended this guy is beyond me...
• robj55

  

  Some of this stuff is really funny. The rest some of guys just need to get thicker skin. I mean it's cool to make fun of it and all but every individual is different and what they chose to post on their page is their personal opinion/right. If someone gets on your nerves delete their ass, or just sit back and laugh whichever is cool lol.
• Hb31187

  

  Sympathy seekers, suck it the fuck up and stop making statuses for the sole purpose of someone commenting "aww it will be okay ect". That may be slightly comforting, but wont change a fucking thing
• bradmaynard

  

  
  
  Just a few of the gems I have seen on my newsfeed
• lhslep134

  

  Here's a good one just posted by this girl
  

  Soooo excited for NASCAR tomorrow!!!

• BR1986FB

  Chick that posts on my girlfriend's wall always talks about her dates (when some dumb fucker gets close enough for her to roofie him to actually take her out on said date) and the status is usually "best first date EVER!" Hello, Toots...ya wonder why there's never a SECOND date? Because you fucked him on the FIRST date.
  
  BTW...the chick posting this is in her 40's.
• robj55

  

  BR1986FB;889412 wrote:Chick that posts on my girlfriend's wall always talks about her dates (when some dumb ****er gets close enough for her to roofie him to actually take her out on said date) and the status is usually "best first date EVER!" Hello, Toots...ya wonder why there's never a SECOND date? Because you ****ed him on the FIRST date.
  
  BTW...the chick posting this is in her 40's.

  lol nice, some girls just never learn
• wes_mantooth

  

  BR1986FB;889412 wrote:Chick that posts on my girlfriend's wall always talks about her dates (when some dumb fucker gets close enough for her to roofie him to actually take her out on said date) and the status is usually "best first date EVER!" Hello, Toots...ya wonder why there's never a SECOND date? Because you fucked him on the FIRST date.
  
  BTW...the chick posting this is in her 40's.

  
  Number please.
• robj55

  

  wes_mantooth;889542 wrote:Number please.

  haha
• hoops23

  

  Not many things bother me on FB, but I'm not on FB much anymore...
  
  The 2 things that really bother me are the sympathy seekers who must post how bad their life is on FB...
  
  And the girls who fucking add extra letters to every fucking word they type. I hate seeing "thisss is soo awesomeee or heyyy"
  
  That shit gets you blocked. I cleaned out my friends list recently and only kept distant family and people I'd actually talk to if I ran into. I think I got my friends list down to around 100 people... My wall is so much cleaner and less annoying.
• j_crazy

  

  I hate that you love Jesus. Not because I have an agenda, its just fucking annoying to read that you like celery and something on veggietales had something to do with celery. Srsly fuck off.
  
  
  This isn't a status I hate. It's my response to a couple of douchebags I know. Is like this status if it showed up.
• j_crazy

  

  Also I don't repost shit on my wall not because I'm a fan of breast cancer or I hate Jesus. I'm just fucking lazy. I wish everyone would do the same.
• Glory Days

  

  j_crazy;889708 wrote:Also I don't repost shit on my wall not because I'm a fan of breast cancer or I hate Jesus. I'm just fucking lazy. I wish everyone would do the same.

  dont you know that 90% of people wont repost things about jesus, breast cancer, and service members?
• password

  

  
• robj55

  

  password;890027 wrote:

  lmao
• hoops23

  

  password;890027 wrote:

  LOL
• justincredible

  

  password;890027 wrote:

  This is fantastic.
• j_crazy

  

  password;890027 wrote:

  
  Like.
• 1_beast

  

  password;890027 wrote:

  lookin to friend Brandi Hicks
• password

  

  1_beast;890139 wrote:lookin to friend Brandi Hicks

  I am pretty sure she has a steady boyfriend since that update.
• Curly J

  

  password;890145 wrote:I am pretty sure she has a steady boyfriend since that update.

  Or Girlfriend looking at her post...