Stupid Facebook Statuses (of YOUR friends)
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like_thatHere is a good one.
"someone has just stolen 490 dollars from my checkbook in cash and frankly i am tired of bending over backwards to help people out that steal from me so i am calling the police and having everyone who was at my house in the last 36 hours investigated if my money is not returned in the next 1 hour... Frankly this is bullshit that i cannot trust anyone"
someone responded to this status:
"Well what are the police going to do or solve?"
OP's response:
"Guess were gonna find out and that's a shady fucking response to the post bud"
Guys response:
"Yeah ok guess we will find out call them now plz do cause like I said "I" haven't been in ur room" -
like_that
Give this man his reps.enigmaax;888895 wrote: Dude got dumped. At least one of his buddies called him on it: -
karen lotzOne of my friends is supposedly trying to turn himself into a pro wrestler. Posts shit about his workouts everyday.
"lifted legs so hard today I puked...again"
He also is a huge fan of the Rock and apparently his fan club is #teambringit as that is added to most of his statuses. -
WebFire
I hate the twitter status updates.THE4RINGZ;888817 wrote:headphones on, listening to kesha and cruising to the weekend. #noshame -
justincredible
Your friends suck.karen lotz;888899 wrote:One of my friends is supposedly trying to turn himself into a pro wrestler. Posts shit about his workouts everyday.
"lifted legs so hard today I puked...again"
He also is a huge fan of the Rock and apparently his fan club is #teambringit as that is added to most of his statuses. -
justincredible
Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more.WebFire;888900 wrote:I hate the twitter status updates. -
ernest_t_bass
You used to annoy me, but now you still do.justincredible;888905 wrote:Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more. -
like_that
Hilarious...ernest_t_bass;888908 wrote:You used to annoy me, but now you still do. -
justincredible
Unfriend.ernest_t_bass;888908 wrote:You used to annoy me, but now you still do. -
SnotBubblesJosh Freese.
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ernest_t_bass
Not surprised at this response.like_that;888909 wrote:Hilarious... -
WebFire
Yeah, I realize why it doesn't, it's just annoying #sleeper. I didn't get on FB #facebook to read twitter language. #jjuddlejustincredible;888905 wrote:Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more. -
wes_mantoothTHE4RINGZ;888817 wrote:headphones on, listening to kesha and cruising to the weekend. #noshame
Best status ever -
se-alumNot one in particular, but this type always annoys me.
You know what, everyone already assumes you love your kids, so you don't have to post it every damn day.Love my kids soooo much -
thePITmanAlcohol isn't bad. It's just illegal for kids under the age of 21. Stealing is illegal too, and discouraging our kids from stealing doesn't make them want to steal. Why should alcohol be different? Oh yeah. The whole peer pressure thing and people with the need to feel cool and accepted.
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DeyDurkie5My one friend on here always used to bitch and moan about everything. "work was awful, really can't take it anymore" "my life means nothing, what a shame" blah blah blah. Luckily I didn't make a douche comment on them because he killed himself that same night. His last post was "got to work in the morning, hopefully i make it"
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bradmaynardI don't complain about much on Facebook. However there is a kid who had been breaking in to my friends father's factory for about a week. He had smashed the side door in and had been taking small portions of the different metals in there. We had a stakeout and caught him and his friend/trapped them in and called the cops. The funny thing is this is like the 8th time the kid has been caught breaking and entering and they had knives so he ended up getting like four years in jail. Well there is a group started up with like twenty people in it called "Free Whitehead" (his last name) and I see posts on it pop up on my newsfeed for some reason periodically.
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ernest_t_bass
I think that we could start a whole thread with Gecowetts and Deadman.bradmaynard;889004 wrote:I don't complain about much on Facebook. However there is a kid who had been breaking in to my friends father's factory for about a week. He had smashed the side door in and had been taking small portions of the different metals in there. We had a stakeout and caught him and his friend/trapped them in and called the cops. The funny thing is this is like the 8th time the kid has been caught breaking and entering and they had knives so he ended up getting like four years in jail. Well there is a group started up with like twenty people in it called "Free Whitehead" (his last name) and I see posts on it pop up on my newsfeed for some reason periodically. -
bradmaynardOh for sure. I have a few hall of famers from them and I think the most notable would have to be the time that Deadman publicly attacked some forty year old lady because she told him he wasn't an actual weatherman. His pastor even got involved in that one.
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Zoltan
This - the term for it is vague booking and it's about the only type of status that annoys me.FatHobbit;888891 wrote:"Wishing I could do more!"
I don't know what the **** she is talking about and I hate when people fish for comments like that. -
GoChiefsernest_t_bass;888912 wrote:Not surprised at this response.
Way to spin his comment. -
ernest_t_bass
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ernest_t_bass
LOL. Zing. REPS.GoChiefs;889069 wrote:Way to spin his comment. -
1_beast
that guys a doucheSnotBubbles;888786 wrote:All of this guy's posts are idiotic. -
ernest_t_bass