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Stupid Facebook Statuses (of YOUR friends)

  • like_that
    Here is a good one.

    "someone has just stolen 490 dollars from my checkbook in cash and frankly i am tired of bending over backwards to help people out that steal from me so i am calling the police and having everyone who was at my house in the last 36 hours investigated if my money is not returned in the next 1 hour... Frankly this is bullshit that i cannot trust anyone"

    someone responded to this status:
    "Well what are the police going to do or solve?"

    OP's response:
    "Guess were gonna find out and that's a shady fucking response to the post bud"

    Guys response:
    "Yeah ok guess we will find out call them now plz do cause like I said "I" haven't been in ur room"
  • like_that
    enigmaax;888895 wrote: Dude got dumped. At least one of his buddies called him on it:
    Give this man his reps.
  • karen lotz
    One of my friends is supposedly trying to turn himself into a pro wrestler. Posts shit about his workouts everyday.


    "lifted legs so hard today I puked...again"

    He also is a huge fan of the Rock and apparently his fan club is #teambringit as that is added to most of his statuses.
  • WebFire
    THE4RINGZ;888817 wrote:headphones on, listening to kesha and cruising to the weekend. #noshame
    I hate the twitter status updates.
  • justincredible
    karen lotz;888899 wrote:One of my friends is supposedly trying to turn himself into a pro wrestler. Posts shit about his workouts everyday.


    "lifted legs so hard today I puked...again"

    He also is a huge fan of the Rock and apparently his fan club is #teambringit as that is added to most of his statuses.
    Your friends suck.
  • justincredible
    WebFire;888900 wrote:I hate the twitter status updates.
    Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;888905 wrote:Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more.
    You used to annoy me, but now you still do.
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;888908 wrote:You used to annoy me, but now you still do.
    Hilarious...
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;888908 wrote:You used to annoy me, but now you still do.
    Unfriend.
  • SnotBubbles
    Josh Freese.
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;888909 wrote:Hilarious...
    Not surprised at this response.
  • WebFire
    justincredible;888905 wrote:Some people have twitter and facebook linked. It used to annoy me but it doesn't any more.
    Yeah, I realize why it doesn't, it's just annoying #sleeper. I didn't get on FB #facebook to read twitter language. #jjuddle
  • wes_mantooth
    THE4RINGZ;888817 wrote:headphones on, listening to kesha and cruising to the weekend. #noshame

    Best status ever
  • se-alum
    Not one in particular, but this type always annoys me.
    Love my kids soooo much
    You know what, everyone already assumes you love your kids, so you don't have to post it every damn day.
  • thePITman
    Alcohol isn't bad. It's just illegal for kids under the age of 21. Stealing is illegal too, and discouraging our kids from stealing doesn't make them want to steal. Why should alcohol be different? Oh yeah. The whole peer pressure thing and people with the need to feel cool and accepted.
  • DeyDurkie5
    My one friend on here always used to bitch and moan about everything. "work was awful, really can't take it anymore" "my life means nothing, what a shame" blah blah blah. Luckily I didn't make a douche comment on them because he killed himself that same night. His last post was "got to work in the morning, hopefully i make it"


    Apparently he didn't make it.
  • bradmaynard
    I don't complain about much on Facebook. However there is a kid who had been breaking in to my friends father's factory for about a week. He had smashed the side door in and had been taking small portions of the different metals in there. We had a stakeout and caught him and his friend/trapped them in and called the cops. The funny thing is this is like the 8th time the kid has been caught breaking and entering and they had knives so he ended up getting like four years in jail. Well there is a group started up with like twenty people in it called "Free Whitehead" (his last name) and I see posts on it pop up on my newsfeed for some reason periodically.
  • ernest_t_bass
    bradmaynard;889004 wrote:I don't complain about much on Facebook. However there is a kid who had been breaking in to my friends father's factory for about a week. He had smashed the side door in and had been taking small portions of the different metals in there. We had a stakeout and caught him and his friend/trapped them in and called the cops. The funny thing is this is like the 8th time the kid has been caught breaking and entering and they had knives so he ended up getting like four years in jail. Well there is a group started up with like twenty people in it called "Free Whitehead" (his last name) and I see posts on it pop up on my newsfeed for some reason periodically.
    I think that we could start a whole thread with Gecowetts and Deadman.
  • bradmaynard
    Oh for sure. I have a few hall of famers from them and I think the most notable would have to be the time that Deadman publicly attacked some forty year old lady because she told him he wasn't an actual weatherman. His pastor even got involved in that one.
  • Zoltan
    FatHobbit;888891 wrote:"Wishing I could do more!"

    I don't know what the **** she is talking about and I hate when people fish for comments like that.
    This - the term for it is vague booking and it's about the only type of status that annoys me.
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;888912 wrote:Not surprised at this response.

    Way to spin his comment.
  • ernest_t_bass
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;889069 wrote:Way to spin his comment.
    LOL. Zing. REPS.
  • 1_beast
    SnotBubbles;888786 wrote:All of this guy's posts are idiotic.
    that guys a douche
  • ernest_t_bass