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Tiernan's World Cup 2014 Alternate Thread

  • Tiernan
    This thread is about "Pro" Soccer (an oxymoron for sure...) not the comparison of HS dweeb sports. The entire third world getting wound up about a game (ie not a sport) played by sheep herders, cheese makers, cobblers and terrorists is testimony to why the greatest nation on earth should suck at this idiotic activity (ie not a sport).
  • Pick6
    Tiernan is bringing the lulz in this thread (definitely a first).
  • salto
    Rotinaj;1626300 wrote:There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.
    Off the top of my head I can think of only two.
    #1 race walking
    #2 open water swimming races
  • dlazz
    Rotinaj;1626300 wrote:His number 1 actually made me lol. At least there is shit happening in 0-0 and 1-0 soccer games. There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.
    Nascar. Baseball. Golf. Plenty of boring sports
  • SportsAndLady
    dlazz;1626642 wrote:Nascar. Baseball. Golf. Plenty of boring sports
    Those sports aren't more boring than watching people (see: losers) run long distances.
  • TedSheckler
    Shit man! I just found this thread. I just saw soccer in the title and passed over it each time.

    Soccer is for 3rd world countries.
  • Tiernan
    Watching a load of DBs outside of Fados Pub wearing fkg scarves - is that a douchey soccer thing? - to watch Ghana beat the USA in a non-sport. Will Ghana wear bones in their noses?
  • TedSheckler
    Just saw a highlight of a soccer player with blood on his face. What happened, did another player get their period?
  • Tiernan
    TedSheckler;1627101 wrote:Just saw a highlight of a soccer player with blood on his face. What happened, did another player get their period?
    grass cut
  • Tiernan
    How about that super thrilling back and forth scoring game yesterday? It was hard to keep track of which team had the lead with all those goals being scored left and right. Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
  • TedSheckler
    Tiernan;1627118 wrote:Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
    Who cares?
  • DeyDurkie5
    Tiernan;1627118 wrote:How about that super thrilling back and forth scoring game yesterday? It was hard to keep track of which team had the lead with all those goals being scored left and right. Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
    They play Portugal on Sunday Tiernan
  • Tiernan
    DeyDurkie5;1627148 wrote:They play Portugal on Sunday Tiernan
    Who knew? ...Portugal is only 1/2 as large as Ghana? Less than entire NYC people live in Portugal. Ghana is less than NYC and Boston combined. Feel Proud of That Mighty Win Yet Soccer Fans!?!?
  • TedSheckler
    Tiernan;1627155 wrote:Feel Proud of That Mighty Win Yet Soccer Fans!?!?
    It's FOOTBALL, you asshole.
  • Tiernan
    Ya mean FUTBOL don't ya dumass?
  • TedSheckler
    We beat a team from a country that has a bunch of giraffes just walking around.

    Nice socks, dick.
  • Pick6
    Look, Tiernan was wrong about something sports related again.
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    ccrunner609;1627188 wrote:Wow we beat a country that doesnt have enough food to feed everyone. USA soccer = badass.
    I love that you make fun of soccer when the majority of the best distance runners in the world come from Africa.
  • Tiernan
    Hell yes they better be fast to out run the lions! No brainer there.
  • Tiernan
    Pick6;1627198 wrote:Look, Tiernan was wrong about something sports related again.
    HTF was I wrong Picky? I said the only thing Ghana should be better than us in - is boiling white guys in giant pots.

    or..giraffe roping & Rhino 'rasslin.
  • Tiernan
    Is your local paper showing pics of pimply faced 20 something's draped in American flags sitting in bars with other social rejects acting like Mexicans?
  • TedSheckler
    Tiernan;1627231 wrote:Is your local paper showing pics of pimply faced 20 something's draped in American flags sitting in bars with other social rejects acting like Mexicans?
    No. They're showing some United States Mutant Ninja Turtle that no one knows and won't know 3 weeks from now.
  • Heretic
    ccrunner609;1627216 wrote:USA running is way better internationally than soccer
    To the excitement of at least 11 people!
  • Rotinaj
    Heretic;1627249 wrote:To the excitement of at least 11 people!
    I think you are overestimating that number by about 12.
  • Tiernan
    International Bicycling is exciting too