The Wrestling Thread that's not about anything.....

• Fab1b

  

  deter1;671012 wrote:I do remember a guy on our Jr High team wrestling a girl at a local tourney. All I remember is him toying around with her, then she hit the ol 5 on 2. He stopped toying around and finished the match. If I remember correctly, she didn't wrestle past Jr. High.

  
  I don't recall that, who was it??
  
  
  Edit - Wait was it Losie?
• Fab1b

  

  Just a few weeks ago:
  
• deter1

  

  Fab1b;671018 wrote:I don't recall that, who was it??
  
  
  Edit - Wait was it Losie?

  
  Yep. Genoa tourney.
• Fab1b

  

  I do remember that now
• zambrown

  

  There is some seriously good stuff on here - both funnyand touching. Great thread!
• Fab1b

  

  Hey Zam buy Society a hot dog for me while at Senior Nationals this year!
• CoachB63

  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???????????????
• Fab1b

  

  The Germans??
  
  
• CoachB63

  Fat dumb and stupid is no way to go through life son.......
• password

  

  You are one step closer to being eligible for the $1,000,000 grand prize.No purchase neccessary!
• I Wear Pants

  Did you end up stopping that? Because it looks like the arm came off the back.
• Wolverine12

  ok, I'm gonna do my best to make this about wrestling.............
  
  If I see one more PajammaGram, Vermont TeddyBear Commercial, I"M GONNA WRESTLE MYSELF, PULL OUT TWO FORKS, AND STAB MY FRICK'N EYES AND EARS OUT,.....
  
  Good God, isn't it enough that we had to be BOMB-BARDED every ten minites, from Thansgiving until Christmas with their crappy commercials.............now its frick'n Valentines Day.......
  
  Every one of their commercials pushes their lame crap, promising if you buy it, your gonna get your own private "wrestling match" with some chick thats gonna be so impressed with their crap......they promise every time the girl puts on her pj's, their gonna think of you....no they wont, their gonna think "DANG I'm tired"............It even comes with a "do not disturb sign" .....HOW LAME-O IS THAT?........and what the hell is a "lavendar saashey", anyway............sounds like something French, ....ya, THATS gonna get the females
  
  They say it's a gift that only takes minites to order, although she'll think you spent hours, and can be there the next day...... HELLO....girls watch TV too, dummy........why dont they just say, hey, this lame dude thats trying to "privately wrestle" you, forgot about valentines day, then put ZERO effort into your gift. He thinks he's still gonna get his "wrestling match" because your airhead enough to fall for some HoodyFooty, Love Bandit, TeddyBear bullcrap.
  
  Here's a plea to the Ladies....don't let any dudes "Love Bandit" anywhere near you if they buy their crap, so we can get these commercials out of my life.......I can't even turn on the radio or TV......'cause 50 times a day.......over.....and over........blah, BLAH, BLAH
  
  MAN, I HATE ADVERTISORS..............SOMEBODY GET ME A FORK.............CHUCK NORRIS never gives mail-order PJ's for a gift, and would never give anything less than a THEODORE Bear........DANG IT
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  .......................................I'm better now
• I Wear Pants

  Did you just say "Lame-O"?
• 1_beast

  

  i hate this thread...it was made in respomse to ridicule another thread...how bout we talk about sectional...
  
  go ahead bash me....i dont care, but this thread, while fun, was made with a bad attempt of making light of a negative situation
• 1_beast

  

  I Wear Pants;671159 wrote:Did you just say "Lame-O"?

  
  you are exactly that..you wear no pants..only a dress
  
  
  you wear no pants...i attempted to private message you, your mailbox is full..........lift your skirt, clear your mailbox, and i'll resend
• de oppresso liber

  True story... Weekend out of town wrestling tourney. 11 of 13 (only 13 weight classes back then) are in the semis the next day. We're staying at some backwoods bumm-eff-Egypt hotel in the middle of nowhere. We go crazy eating and drinking everything in site. We get panicky about making weight. A kid has some of his moms water pills. All 4 of us in our room take a water pill. None of us had ever taken one before. One guy pisses the bed that night and the other 3 of us are up every half hour pissing or get woke up by someone else pissing. Probably didn't get one hour of good sleep. The guy that slept good but pissed the bed wins...us three lose! So actually, all four of us lost because we teased the guy that pissed the bed so bad he probably wished he wouldn't have even wrestled..lol.
• FallOffCradle

  Fab1b;670875 wrote:Like tatoo spelled wrong? tattoo

  Doh!
• rassler

  Seven years of college down the drain....
• jball89

  Ruhlin Gardner, another 10 lbs. lighter. gotta love that guy
• ttae8286

  Post 242 of 800
• ksig489

  Anyone know what happened to the thread titled "eligibili...wait...nevermind.
• Daisy1519

  Fab1b;671014 wrote:That is not what happened, and this wasn't a one person decision. Just have fun with this thread please. Check your PM.

  
  Was it a good rant? I'm bummed i missed it..... I figured the "bankrupt" comment would bring the silenced beast out of his silence!? You guys are cracking me up with this thread.
• falcon81

  

  Hey this is awesome, a mindless parody of a serious and effective thread that mattered to to a meaningless and entertainingly pointless conversation!! Perfect for the average unidentified and easily entertained Mob. This is great. I will add some knock, Knock jokes later, this crowd will love them . No really enjoy this, its pretty funny and very very clever!
• zambrown

  

  Fab1b;671068 wrote:Hey Zam buy Society a hot dog for me while at Senior Nationals this year!

  If he had the courage to show up and actually witness what wrestling was about, I would be happy to! But you know he's just going to continue to bash without ANY knowledge of the sport.
• justincredible

  

  falcon81;671273 wrote:Hey this is awesome, a mindless parody of a serious and effective thread that mattered to to a meaningless and entertainingly pointless conversation!! Perfect for the average unidentified and easily entertained Mob. This is great. I will add some knock, Knock jokes later, this crowd will love them . No really enjoy this, its pretty funny and very very clever!

  
  If it weren't for mindless parodies Leslie Nielson's career would have been really short.