Now this if fandom - we win or I cause a nuclear reactor explosion.
posted by Dr Winston O'BoogieNope. I think JC would have taken a hard pass on this. "Guys, I'm the Son of Man and all, but I ain't stupid."
As direct proof, when Satan was tempting Jesus one of them was to jump off a tall building and Jesus was like “nope, I don’t test God like that homie I’m out…”
Paraphrasing of course
LMAO. This lady just wants a sandwich.
She really tried to order a sandwich at WaWa while it was being ransacked and robbed 👀🤣 pic.twitter.com/8ILtR97NU8
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) September 26, 2022
As a general rule of thumb, you never let a first date tie you up or handcuff you...
7/10 - would bang
Whoa
Absolutely Ledge. The ending... pic.twitter.com/yG1sbQ5IeD
— N̶o̶t̶ Weary (@ItsWeary) October 20, 2022
The decision should be up to: women, doctors AND WHO?!!?! pic.twitter.com/ovb8BPsnK4
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) October 26, 2022
I’m hoping this is somehow edited and this is not what he said
posted by geeblockThe decision should be up to: women, doctors AND WHO?!!?! pic.twitter.com/ovb8BPsnK4
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) October 26, 2022I’m hoping this is somehow edited and this is not what he said
I believe he was referring to the state and not the federal government. But I wouldn’t assume the man who can’t understand spoken speech to comprehend.
This man took too many hits to the melon. "But Trump likes him, so he gets my vote."
Herschel Walker: “Halloween is right around the corner, and now the people of China and Mexico are dressing fentanyl up to look like candy.” pic.twitter.com/DBE59du7tX
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) October 24, 2022
No idea where to post this, but hilarious. Some guy in our neighborhood joined our fantasy team this year (not poor, middle class, 5 kids)…. He just got arrested for ROBBING A BANK with a fake bomb on Friday. Lol wtf! You could rob anything else but a bank 🤦🏾♂️. Crazy shit.
posted by iclfan2No idea where to post this, but hilarious. Some guy in our neighborhood joined our fantasy team this year (not poor, middle class, 5 kids)…. He just got arrested for ROBBING A BANK with a fake bomb on Friday. Lol wtf! You could rob anything else but a bank 🤦🏾♂️. Crazy shit.
Under $900 just a misdemeanor, relax :)
posted by iclfan2No idea where to post this, but hilarious. Some guy in our neighborhood joined our fantasy team this year (not poor, middle class, 5 kids)…. He just got arrested for ROBBING A BANK with a fake bomb on Friday. Lol wtf! You could rob anything else but a bank 🤦🏾♂️. Crazy shit.
So, do the rest of you get to draft his players now? Or is it just a free-for-all in free agency? Have to admit, I've never been in a league where one player has to exit due to criminal charges partway through the season.
posted by HereticSo, do the rest of you get to draft his players now? Or is it just a free-for-all in free agency? Have to admit, I've never been in a league where one player has to exit due to criminal charges partway through the season.
I was in a league where a guy died from a heart attack in the middle of the season. We just locked his roster and donated all prize money to his widow.
A guy committed suicide in one of my leagues this year. For a while I thought it was OD but recently found out it was a suicide. He was addicted to drugs and was stealing from his family business and going to the casino apparently.
posted by HereticSo, do the rest of you get to draft his players now? Or is it just a free-for-all in free agency? Have to admit, I've never been in a league where one player has to exit due to criminal charges partway through the season.
He’s in 3rd too lol. I’m not making playoffs but I hope they fill his roster to fuck everyone else
posted by iclfan2He’s in 3rd too lol. I’m not making playoffs but I hope they fill his roster to fuck everyone else
where did his crime happen?
posted by Dr Winston O'Boogiewhere did his crime happen?
Police officers arrested a 43-year-old man accused of robbing a bank while threatening to have a bomb. https://t.co/m56NZtk3RR
— The Post and Courier (@postandcourier) December 8, 2022
posted by iclfan2Police officers arrested a 43-year-old man accused of robbing a bank while threatening to have a bomb. https://t.co/m56NZtk3RR
— The Post and Courier (@postandcourier) December 8, 2022
That's crazy. Sounds like a very sad and desperate story - with those kids in the picture.
That sounds like it would make a good movie
posted by Dr Winston O'BoogieThat's crazy. Sounds like a very sad and desperate story - with those kids in the picture.
It's weird because in the movies every time someone hands a note to the teller saying they have a bomb, they just give him the money....
posted by Al BundyI was in a league where a guy died from a heart attack in the middle of the season. We just locked his roster and donated all prize money to his widow.
That's a good idea for a death in the league. But for a "go to jail" crime, I'd be saying we should donate all the money to having a "We're not in jail like you are. Dumbass." party after the season. And possibly try to hook up with his wife/girlfriend if he has one and she's attractive. Just to send a message that crime doesn't pay, of course. Nothing personal.
posted by HereticThat's a good idea for a death in the league. But for a "go to jail" crime, I'd be saying we should donate all the money to having a "We're not in jail like you are. Dumbass." party after the season. And possibly try to hook up with his wife/girlfriend if he has one and she's attractive. Just to send a message that crime doesn't pay, of course. Nothing personal.
I’m my league I made the suggestion that we should donate all proceeds to the family, but some guys in the league didn’t know him and it’s a $400 league so it got vetoed. Plus he hadn’t paid. So the commissioner is putting his lin ups in and covering his fee
Name this future sports star….this was him as a sophomore in high school
Looks like Randy Johnson
posted by BRFLooks like Randy Johnson
I'm going with Jim Kelly
posted by BRFLooks like Randy Johnson
Yep…I wouldn’t have gotten there