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Can Big Ben risk haing sex the rest of his career?

  • johngrizzly
    What if a hot woman, who is a Browns or Bengals diehard, wants to bang Big Ben? She may just be doing it to get him suspended again?

    I mean, if you're Big Ben now, do you even risk trying to have a sexual relationship?

    He can't have any one night stands, he might have to take a girl out on a few dates before he is sure sex is safe.
  • wes_mantooth
    the Heidi Fleiss(sp?) route would be the best for Ben.
  • BR1986FB
    That's funny because I was thinking about this on the way driving home.

    It's a two way street. He has to be concerned that someone is going to set him up and the girl has to be concerned that he truly is a creep and might do something bad to him.
  • Footwedge
    johngrizzly wrote: What if a hot woman, who is a Browns or Bengals diehard, wants to bang Big Ben? She may just be doing it to get him suspended again?

    I mean, if you're Big Ben now, do you even risk trying to have a sexual relationship?

    He can't have any one night stands, he might have to take a girl out on a few dates before he is sure sex is safe.
    He won't have any problem at all. He just needs to quit whippin it out in public night clubs and such and tell complete stranger 20 year olds to do what they want with it.
  • Pick6
    the only way he can afford to have sex, is if he is in a legitimate relationship, and thats even a maybe.
  • Prescott
    In order to protect himself from would be blackmailers he needs to find a high class and very discrete escort service.
  • Pick6
    Well shit..what is he about 28? I think its about time he needs to settle down.
  • thavoice
    He just needs to have the woman sign a disclosure agreement, submit to a BAC test and a psych exam before each encounter.
  • BCBulldog
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
  • THE4RINGZ
    thavoice wrote: He just needs to have the woman sign a disclosure agreement, submit to a BAC test and a psych exam before each encounter.
    Yeah his attorney needs to draw up a contract and have it notarized, videotaped, and wintesses present.
  • thavoice
    ..and regis philbin to be there to ask "is YES your final answer" when she agrees to bone Ben.
  • Prescott
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
    Is your criminal record is as clean as Roethlisberger's.
  • rock_knutne
    Ben will need "The Love Contract"

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219422
  • BCBulldog
    Prescott wrote:
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
    Is your criminal record is as clean as Roethlisberger's.
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
  • CinciX12
    thavoice wrote: He just needs to have the woman sign a disclosure agreement, submit to a BAC test and a psych exam before each encounter.
    Thats what I currently do.
  • rock_knutne
    BCBulldog wrote:
    Prescott wrote:
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
    Is your criminal record is as clean as Roethlisberger's.
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
    Key word, "accused". Being accused of something is not having a criminal record of any sorts.

    What I find funny is even the Rooney's feel he committed no crime yet some of you label him a rapist.......hysterical!
  • jordo212000
    rock_knutne wrote: What I find funny is even the Rooney's feel he committed no crime yet some of you label him a rapist.......hysterical!
    Why are the Rooneys shopping him then?
  • cbus4life
    Just date people 25+.
  • Prescott
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
    Then you and Roethlisberger are even. Neither of you have been charged with or convicted of a crime.
  • j_crazy
    he's got a target on his back for sure.

    he should probably try to lay low for a while.




    and even though i agree he's committed no crime, the rape jokes are too funny to pass up. mainly for Al C and various other chatterers' reactions.
  • BCBulldog
    rock_knutne wrote:
    BCBulldog wrote:
    Prescott wrote:
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
    Is your criminal record is as clean as Roethlisberger's.
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
    Key word, "accused". Being accused of something is not having a criminal record of any sorts.

    What I find funny is even the Rooney's feel he committed no crime yet some of you label him a rapist.......hysterical!
    Just because he wasn't charged or convicted doesn't mean he didn't do it. All it means is that the DA didn't feel he could win. After reading some of the reports from the investigation, I have only miniscule doubt that he may not have raped that girl.
    Prescott wrote:
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
    Then you and Roethlisberger are even. Neither of you have been charged with or convicted of a crime.
    Not true. Roethlisberger was charged with failure to wear a helmet and failure to operate in his license class.
  • rock_knutne
    jordo212000 wrote:
    rock_knutne wrote: What I find funny is even the Rooney's feel he committed no crime yet some of you label him a rapist.......hysterical!
    Why are the Rooneys shopping him then?
    I'm just going by what Art Rooney II said in his presser. The Steelers conducted their own investigation and found that Ben committed no crime, so even the Steelers brass don't think he's a rapist. What that has to do with shopping him around is beyond me.
  • rock_knutne
    BCBulldog wrote:
    rock_knutne wrote:
    BCBulldog wrote:
    Prescott wrote:
    Boo-fucking-hoo. Don't rape girls and you don't have these problems.
    Is your criminal record is as clean as Roethlisberger's.
    Yep. Probably cleaner. I've never even been accused of anything.
    Key word, "accused". Being accused of something is not having a criminal record of any sorts.

    What I find funny is even the Rooney's feel he committed no crime yet some of you label him a rapist.......hysterical!
    Just because he wasn't charged or convicted doesn't mean he didn't do it. All it means is that the DA didn't feel he could win. After reading some of the reports from the investigation, I have only miniscule doubt that he may not have raped that girl.

    So you were there? The police report is fact? Some of you are really reaching when it comes to this entire story. As I stated above, the league and the Steelers feel he committed no crime. Everything comes own to his conduct and that's why he's being suspended, which even then, 6 games is too much in this case.
  • BCBulldog
    I'll trust the DA who has no interest either way...unlike Goodell and the Rooneys. Let's face it, from the day the story broke, they went into damage control mode.
  • rock_knutne
    BCBulldog wrote: I'll trust the DA who has no interest either way...unlike Goodell and the Rooneys. Let's face it, from the day the story broke, they went into damage control mode.
    Yeah, a DA who went overboard by judging Ben when that's not his job. BTW, the guys up for re-election.