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Horrible Baby Names

  • superman
    Heard a story on the radio today about the worst names of 2015. They mentioned Jedi.
  • Commander of Awesome
    So. Many. Future. Strippers.
  • DeyDurkie5
    FatHobbit;1768925 wrote:I think she's a beautiful little girl that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
    You PC, bro?
  • FatHobbit
    DeyDurkie5;1769125 wrote:You PC, bro?
    I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
  • O-Trap
    FatHobbit;1769142 wrote:I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
    Pretend nothing bad has ever happened to her.

    Dumb name?
  • GoChiefs
    Had to bump this up because I just heard a pretty bad one.

    LaKynn.

    Wtf????
  • Zunardo
    Saw some interesting first names at a women's basketball game last night.

    Aloneet - The coach just said to shorten to "owl-low". I have no idea where it came from, or what it might be derived from
    Jummai - (joo-MY-uh) - may be a Muslim name?
    Bre'Auna - (bre-ONN-UH) yes, the apostrophe and the capital A are just pretentious affectations, but it does looks cool on paper.
  • O-Trap
    Baby born to an acquaintance the other day was named Da'Vie'Aire. That's right. Two apostrophies. It's pronounced "day-vee-AIR."
  • Ironman92
    I think I have the winner.

    Jkmno

    Pronounced (No el)

    No "L"
  • Spock
    Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

    Jkmno

    Pronounced (No el)

    No "L"
  • sherm03
    Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

    Jkmno

    Pronounced (No el)

    No "L"
    I'm calling bullshit on that one...
  • Ironman92
    sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
    Do as you must. My wife registers kids for her school district and this is a new preschooler.
  • Tiernan
    Tiernan is an old Irish warlord's name and any child would be lucky to have it.
  • GoChiefs
    sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
    After a Google search, it does appear to be a legit name a few dumbasses have used. [emoji15]
  • kayo
    Midstate01;1764577 wrote:When my wife was pregnant and we were thinking of names, she'd have me ask a friend of mine from hs who was a real jokester how he'd make fun of the name. So we didn't name her something unique but something people who give her a hard time about. Named her Quinn in the end.
    How could your jokester friend not find a way to make fun of a kid named Quinn in the end?