Horrible Baby Names

• 1_beast

  

  http://fox8.com/2015/12/01/instagram-inspiration-top-baby-names-for-2015-revealed/
• rrfan

  

  Pronounced (Sha-thead) spelled Shithead. Real name teacher friend told me about that name about 5 years ago in Columbus. To this day don't think I have laughed that hard!
• superman

  rrfan;1767194 wrote:Pronounced (Sha-thead) spelled Shithead. Real name teacher friend told me about that name about 5 years ago in Columbus. To this day don't think I have laughed that hard!

  My cousin's uncle's sister's wife's brother knew this kid.
• Tiernan

  That story has been told 1000x - even Thuggers ain't naming dey kids Shithead.
• O-Trap

  

  Skyy (boy)
  Keys (boy)
  Crystal Ball
  Nancy Ann Cianci (pronounced: NAN-see-ANN-see-ANN-see)
  Sally Ada Hogg (married name, but unfortunate, nonetheless)
• Fab4Runner

  

  Mantooth knows a couple who named their daughter Silver Ann Gold.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  Saylor (pronounced like "sailor"). #Dumb
• superman

  Girl that was working the register at UDF today was named Branwen.
• Zunardo

  superman;1767459 wrote:Girl that was working the register at UDF today was named Branwen.

  Sounds like a derivative of a Welsh name. In "How Green Was My Valley", one of the young women in there had a similar name, I think it was Bronwyn.
• Uz2Bon36

  

  Mike is the dumbest name ever. Just kidding.
  
  I know of one white trash dad who named his kid Harley. Funny thing is, he's too poor to own a motorcycle.
• Uz2Bon36

  

  Harley
• rrfan

  

  Gunner.
• Automatik

  

  Lenyx
• dwccrew

  

  j_crazy;1764589 wrote:a girl who was in Pre-K with my daughter was named Ta-a. Prounounce Ta-dash-a

  Where does your kid go to school? Inner city Chicago?
  

  Wally;1765654 wrote:My first name is Tom. I bet nobody has named their kid Tom in years.....

  No, your name is not Tome, it's Wally.
  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1766594 wrote:Trendy white people names are horrible and black people generally give their children names so everyone knows they're black before anyone even meets them.

  Reps
• Zunardo

  I'm waiting with bated breath to see a young man named Irwyn - maybe it's already been done.
  
  Years ago I worked with a guy named Irwing. Looked, dressed, and sounded like a 55 year-old Steve Urkel.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I know I'm going to hell...but Safyre??
  
  http://www.people.com/article/8-year-old-burn-victim-christmas-wish
• FatHobbit

  

  Fab4Runner;1768562 wrote:I know I'm going to hell...but Safyre??
  
  http://www.people.com/article/8-year-old-burn-victim-christmas-wish

  Yep. I'm not going to touch that
• Fab4Runner

  

  I think it's a very sweet story, and I am sending her a card. But that name.
• Zunardo

  Kayp (male name, pronounced "kay-pee")
  
  I'm not sure if his parents are to blame, or if he's done it to himself.
  
  http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7066
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUhGR2H86Ss
• BR1986FB

  O-Trap;1767350 wrote: Sally Ada Hogg (married name, but unfortunate, nonetheless)

  And his name was Chris P. Bacon
• rrfan

  

  Fab4Runner;1768562 wrote:I know I'm going to hell...but Safyre??
  
  http://www.people.com/article/8-year-old-burn-victim-christmas-wish

  You are on your own on that one!
• Fab4Runner

  

  rrfan;1768894 wrote:You are on your own on that one!

  Oh, so you like the name Safyre then?
• FatHobbit

  

  Fab4Runner;1768902 wrote:Oh, so you like the name Safyre then?

  I think she's a beautiful little girl that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
• sherm03

  

  FatHobbit;1768925 wrote:I think she's a beautiful little girl, whose parents saddled her with a terrible name, that suffered through a terrible tragedy.

  I agree with this 100%.
• Fab4Runner

  

  sherm03;1768945 wrote:I agree with this 100%.

  Exactly. I believe I already stated that it's a sweet story and I mailed her a card. I can't begin to imagine what she's been through and will have to go through her the rest of her life. But this is a horrible name thread, and she has one.