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How Do We All Feel About HJs?

  • Fab4Runner
    I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
  • TBone14
    Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.
  • Uz2Bon36
    Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
    From experience, chicks with huge boobs also give amazing BJ's.

    Curious for your opinion F4R. Thanks.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Like I'm totally onboard with a hand job
    Especially if there's like lube or some shit around
    In a weird way, I actually prefer it to head
    There's no guilt
    No guilt at all
    In fact, it feels just as good to me too if not better
    I think it's a dick sensitivity issue
  • hasbeen
    Better than nothing I guess. Time could spent in a better way though.
  • Fab4Runner
    TBone14;1759550 wrote:Beats (pun intended) doing it yourself.
    I feel like this is false. You have way more experience than me, so I am sure you're better at it.
  • j_crazy
    i appreciate the effort, but it's like watching a pop warner football game when there is a pro game in the same stadium.
  • sleeper
    HJs are for high school. I can't remember the last time I got one and I never ask for one. I'd rather just bang and girls seem to agree.
  • gut
    If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.

    I dated one girl who was particularly bad at it, like she thought it was a tug of war. But she may have been an even worse kisser, so I count myself as fortunate I didn't get a BJ from her.
  • sherm03
    I was traumatized by a girl giving me an HJ, so I am not on board with them. My freshman year of college, there was a girl that invited me back to her room. We messed around a bit and then she told me she was a virgin and she didn't want to have sex, but said she'd give me the ol' fashioned. I begrudgingly accepted. Then she says to me, "let me know when you're getting close." I thought that meant she didn't want any clean up and was going to put it in her mouth...which would have been alright by me. As I was about to blow, I told her and she smacked her other hand over my dick like she was trying to slam a cap on a Diet Coke bottle after dropping in some Mentos. It was horrible. I immediately left and swore off ever getting an HJ again.


    Also...mad props to Zwick for the Lil Dicky reference in this thread.
  • Tiernan
    I love it when a chick gives you a handy on the sly...like under a stadium blanket at a game or watching fireworks while other people are right in front of you. But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.
  • Uz2Bon36
    Tiernan;1759624 wrote: But I'm kinduva "sexhibitionist" anyway.
    We know you're a pervert.
  • Glory Days
    its a good change of pace every now and then. plus its good foreplay.
  • gut
    Glory Days;1759657 wrote:... plus its good foreplay.
    for about 15 seconds, after that it's just a tease
  • Wally
    I can see where it might not be so great for the girl....but something about long slender fingers makes me smile.
  • HitsRus
    T'is better to recieve than to give:RpS_w00t:...
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
    No guy asks for a handjob, they only settle for them when the girl won't give a blow job.
  • raiderbuck
    If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
  • Old Rider
    raiderbuck;1759678 wrote:If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
    This.
  • Belly35
    Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps
  • j_crazy
    Belly35;1759686 wrote:Vietnamese woman have small hands.... hope this helps
    sick fucker.
  • Uz2Bon36
    gut;1759611 wrote:If a girl is good at HJ's, then she's given way too many - and that's a bad sign on multiple levels.
    Especially if she is oriental and that's her career.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Ah Sharon an ol fashioned.
  • Heretic
    If it's part of foreplay, cool. If not, meh, I can think of other things I'd rather have done.
  • ernest_t_bass
    They're dumb. HSAF