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How Do We All Feel About HJs?

  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1759712 wrote:They're dumb. HSAF
    I'd let your sister give me one.
  • Laley23
    Raw Dawgin' it;1759718 wrote:I'd let your sister give me one.
    This is still a joke...?
  • Wolves of Babylon
    Just Handjobs alone are not the best but I do like HJ/BJ finishes

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  • Trueblue23
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1759552 wrote:Like I'm totally onboard with a hand job
    Especially if there's like lube or some shit around
    In a weird way, I actually prefer it to head
    There's no guilt
    No guilt at all
    In fact, it feels just as good to me too if not better
    I think it's a dick sensitivity issue
    At the same time there's no way that you should complain about such a thing
  • sportchampps
    A little hand during the BJ is good but I'd rather do myself then have a girl give me a HJ. I feel like prude girls or girls who hate giving head are the ones who like to give HJ.

    The girls that give the best head are the ones who enjoy doing it. Some girls get off on doing it and having the power over the guy and those girls are always awesome. I had a fuck buddy once who wasn't really into head but loved getting a facial at the end so that was always fun.

    Always Reciprocate though can't be a one way street.
  • Classyposter58
    sherm03;1759613 wrote:I was traumatized by a girl giving me an HJ, so I am not on board with them. My freshman year of college, there was a girl that invited me back to her room. We messed around a bit and then she told me she was a virgin and she didn't want to have sex, but said she'd give me the ol' fashioned. I begrudgingly accepted. Then she says to me, "let me know when you're getting close." I thought that meant she didn't want any clean up and was going to put it in her mouth...which would have been alright by me. As I was about to blow, I told her and she smacked her other hand over my dick like she was trying to slam a cap on a Diet Coke bottle after dropping in some Mentos. It was horrible. I immediately left and swore off ever getting an HJ again.


    Also...mad props to Zwick for the Lil Dicky reference in this thread.
    Hahahaha made my day
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Laley23;1759727 wrote:This is still a joke...?
    Yes - his sister is hot and that's not a joke.
  • Tiernan
    Raw Dawgin' it;1759810 wrote:Yes - his sister is hot and that's not a joke.
    How about the Mom? (you know...back in the day)
  • FatHobbit
    Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
    If you're not using your mouth, you're doing it wrong.
    Fab4Runner;1759558 wrote:I feel like this is false. You have way more experience than me, so I am sure you're better at it.
    I agree with this. Not only do I have more experience I also know what feels good and what doesn't.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Dead technology. No thanks.
  • O-Trap
    Getting a HJ is like wanting a sugary cereal for breakfast and getting Kix. It's okay, but everyone involved knows that it's not what you were hoping for.

    In public, sometimes it's that or nothing, though.
  • FatHobbit
    O-Trap;1760501 wrote:Getting a HJ is like wanting a sugary cereal for breakfast and getting Kix.
    It's more like getting cheerios. Eh no thanks I guess I wasn't that hungry after all
  • O-Trap
    FatHobbit;1760533 wrote:It's more like getting cheerios. Eh no thanks I guess I wasn't that hungry after all
    I mean, it's not a BAD thing, but let's be honest. Nobody goes out with a girl thinking, "Oh, man. I hope I get a handy tonight."
  • Wally
    I'd take it right now.
  • gerb131
    They are ok. Dont like the hammer fists to the balls. Mold it like pottery.
  • SizzlePig
    my girlfriend's arms are too short to give a hj.
  • Old Rider
    SizzlePig;1760650 wrote:my girlfriend's arms are too short to give a hj.
    Only because she is your wife...
  • Old Rider


    Only because she ^ is your wife
  • j_crazy
    Old Rider;1760698 wrote:

    Only because she ^ is your wife
    this woman doesn't skip leg day.
  • SizzlePig
    Old Rider;1760698 wrote:
    Only because she ^ is your wife
    my wife is beautiful. just look at those tits.

  • dwccrew
    Raw Dawgin' it;1759677 wrote:No guy asks for a handjob, they only settle for them when the girl won't give a blow job.
    raiderbuck;1759678 wrote:If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
    This; on both posts.