Why did the chicken cross the road?

• DeyDurkie5

  

  Please answer this question as if you were someone from the chatter. I'll start..
  
  cuz obama
  
  /belly'd
• BRF

  

  Because it heard the ref was blowing fowls.
  
  /1_beast
• BRF

  

  Because it didn't want posts deleted and has its free speech rights on the first time.
  
  /ccrunner69
• DeyDurkie5

  

  I would've never put the chicken in the position to cross the road. That's poor planning
  
  /conalm'ed
• DeyDurkie5

  

  I'll fuck that chicken before he crosses the road
  
  /snotbubble'd
• Devils Advocate

  

  To get the oriental chick,
  
  
  MB'd
• friendfromlowry

  ccrunner609;1569201 wrote:poor road conditions.
  
  /Said Aouita

  Lol'd. Or:
  Because people are poor drivers and WHIOTV has ugly meteorologists now
  /Said
• like_that

  

  Because he wanted to get to the other side.
  
  /con_alma
  
  (insert chicken crossing road gif)
  
  /etb
  
  
  Because he was sick of the city.
  
  /justin
• DeyDurkie5

  

  That chicken was first team all pwnz, LOLfail on chicken for crossing
  
  /commander'd
• Devils Advocate

  

  To get away from gumint regulations, high taxes, obama care, socialism, and Bengazi.
  
  \politicle forum.
• Ironman92

  

  Because it clearly needed to get to the other side and after careful calculations determined that going directly across the road, despite maneuvering all the traffic was indeed the simplistic way to get there.
  
  /mhs95'd
• like_that

  

  Jeff Triplette should have thrown a flag on the chicken.
  
  /ironman
• DeyDurkie5

  

  because detroit is a super bowl contender
  
  /classyposter'd
• TedSheckler

  

  I don't own a chicken. Hope that helps.
  
  /dlazz'd
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I don't have to answer the question, little guy.
  
  /like that'd
• BRF

  

  Because it wants to be in the Sheep League.
  
  /Ohiobucks1
• said_aouita

  

  Your mom.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  The duck already crossed, and the chicken was going for 2nd place.
  
  /like that'd
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1569207 wrote:(insert chicken crossing road gif)
  
  /etb

  Lol'd
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Fucking phaggot
  
  /durk'd
• Curly J

  

  Because he was Drunj on Keystone.
  
  /ETB'd
• Curly J

  

  He was going to my McDonald's franchise.
  
  /Sleeper'd
• Curly J

  

  Because the Mods in this forum suck!!!
  
  /McBurg'd
• WebFire

  I know everything there is to know about chickens, and crossing roads.
  
  /LJ'd
• gut

  anything to get out of Cleveland
  
  /Sleeper'd