Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Belly35

  

  So dlazz and I wouldn't have to choke each other's chicken
  
  /durk'd
• Ironman92

  

  TedSheckler;1569230 wrote:I don't own a chicken. Hope that helps.
  
  /dlazz'd

  Nailed it
• Ironman92

  

  like_that;1569227 wrote:Jeff Triplette should have thrown a flag on the chicken.
  
  /ironman

  Would've thrown the flag and blinded the chicken
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Because it was the greatest piece of highway of all time. I mean have you seen that road? Wow!
  
  /Classy
• justincredible

  

  *insert semi-pedophilloic reason here*
  
  /ccrunner'd
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  He was on his way to watch that awesome new Twilight movie
  
  /Scarlet
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I don't know, but I ate this rare chicken last night in Thailand, that was $2,000 per plate. I just returned from my weekend trip to Saturn, and it was delicious.
  
  /MB'd.
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;1569433 wrote:I don't know, but I ate this rare chicken last night in Thailand, that was $2,000 per plate. I just returned from my weekend trip to Saturn, and it was delicious.
  
  /MB'd.

  
  lol'd
• HitsRus

  

  
  
  /boatshoes'd
• Sonofanump

  I LOL if it dies crossing the road.
  
  /Said.
• Sonofanump

  Because it has better college numbers than Kepernick or Welson and the Broewns should trade up to draft him.
  
  /Footwedge
• Sonofanump

  Because of a mass transit strike he could not take the bus to get an overrated beer than only I can drink out here in Cali.
  
  /COA.
• Ironman92

  

  Sonofanump;1569440 wrote:Because it has better college numbers than Kepernick or Welson and the Broewns should trade up to draft him.
  
  /Footwedge

  Lol
• TedSheckler

  

  The chicken was drunk and asking for it. It's 5% the chickens fault.
  
  FWK'd
• kurty66

  "The Chicken's Rationale for Crossing the Road"
  
  (followed by 8 paragraphs of analysis)
  
  /O-trap'd
• DeyDurkie5

  

  the chicken was in a wheelchair, he ice skated across the road
  
  /fwk'd
• DeyDurkie5

  

  I jerked off the chicken and i'm not sorry. I love porn
  
  /otrap'd
• 1_beast

  

  hoping for a train ride from bloody toothbrush
  
  /BRF'd
• Commander of Awesome

  

  to Go Fuck Yourself /Durkie
• Commander of Awesome

  

  the chicken is trying to escape his daughter asking him for help/money and he doesnt have either. Also he's drunj at 930 am on a tuesday. /Tiernan
• hang_loose

  KFC...KFC...KFC... Nobody noticed the old guy in the white suit (with a cleaver in his hand) trying to catch up... Not Freddie either, no hockey mask!
• TedSheckler

  

  More chickens die from crossing the road than as a result of guns. RIP honorable chickens.
  
  /Belly'd
• vball10set

  'cause he was drunk and was a deadbeat chicken
  
  /Tearnan'd
• vball10set

  'cause it was Wednesday
  
  /justin'd
• Ironman92

  

  He was trying to beat his record of 3.91 seconds.
  
  /Ironman'd