Dog pissed on my wife's new laptop...

• justincredible

  

  So, anyone want a dog?
  
  Not sure if the laptop is ruined yet or not. It sure smells like piss on the right side of the keyboard.
• gut

  Sounds like maybe you should name the dog "PC" (I assume your wife had a mac)
• justincredible

  

  Yeah. Brand new Air.
• gut

  I made that assumption not because she's a woman, but because I've seen you talk about macs a lot.
• justincredible

  

  Reading stories from other folks who had this problem, it doesn't look good. In almost every case I've read so far the laptop was ruined. Fuck.
• I Wear Pants

  So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?
• justincredible

  

  I Wear Pants;1509815 wrote:So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?

  Essentially.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.
• TedSheckler

  

  I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.
• justincredible

  

  Commander of Awesome;1509819 wrote:Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.

  I'd have to piss on myself.
• justincredible

  

  TedSheckler;1509820 wrote:I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.

  Nah, I kind of like her.
• TedSheckler

  

  justincredible;1509822 wrote:Nah, I kind of like her.

  The bitch or the dog?
• Ironman92

  

  That would do it for me. Dog gone.
• said_aouita

  

  Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.
  
  I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
• Belly35

  

  When the lap top is below the height of a lap blame one of the bitches...
• justincredible

  

  said_aouita;1509845 wrote:Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.
  
  I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.

  Not sure the laptop is ruined. Yet. And yes, my wife does share some of the blame.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I would duct tape the dog to your new porch furniture.
• dlazz

  Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one
• sleeper

  

  dlazz;1509929 wrote:Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one

  This. They pretty much drool over anyone that buys their warranty. Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.
• justincredible

  

  We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
• dlazz

  justincredible;1509947 wrote: That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.

  sleeper;1509933 wrote: Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.

  :RpS_mellow:
• sleeper

  

  justincredible;1509947 wrote:We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.

  Perhaps you missed the "moron" part of the sentence. Just vehemently deny any wrong doing. Tell them it just stopped working and you don't know why.
• justincredible

  

  I think the smell would give it away.
• sleeper

  

  justincredible;1509966 wrote:I think the smell would give it away.

  Tell them it came like that.
• Devils Advocate