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Dog pissed on my wife's new laptop...

  • Belly35
    sleeper;1509970 wrote:Tell them it came like that.
    Piss and Moo goo gai pan smell the same...
  • Heretic
    Hopefully, you've pissed on the dog to let it know the natural order of things around your house.
  • LJ
    justincredible;1509966 wrote:I think the smell would give it away.
    I would assume they put liquid damage sensors in these computers just as they do cell phones
  • ts1227
    Last week in a conversation over lunch at work Apple Care came up. At least with a phone, a coworker took a broken phone in and was given the opportunity to buy Apple Care on said product once again in a first transaction, then they immediately were able to get a replacement phone in the next transaction since it was now covered.

    It may be worth a try if the cashier seems like they'd be cool enough to work with you

    (This all being contingent upon Apple Care covering piss)
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;1509812 wrote:Reading stories from other folks who had this problem, it doesn't look good. In almost every case I've read so far the laptop was ruined. Fuck.
    You didn't get it insured? Rookie mistake.
  • dlazz
    When was the laptop purchased? Assuming it was bought with a credit card, you might have some accidental coverage on your purchase.
  • justincredible
    I believe it was this month, put on our Discover.
  • dlazz
    justincredible;1510079 wrote:I believe it was this month, put on our Discover.
    A lot of credit cards have 30 day accidental coverage. Might be worth looking into.
  • Devils Advocate
    ts1227;1510032 wrote: (This all being convent upon Apple Care covering piss)
    They don't cover shit. Why would they cover piss?
  • justincredible
    Potentially covered up to $500. Better than nothing.

    https://www.discover.com/credit-cards/member-benefits/purchase-protection.html
  • TedSheckler
    Obviously this whole situation is karma for subjecting us to all these spambots on the board.
  • justincredible
    TedSheckler;1510093 wrote:Obviously this whole situation is karma for subjecting us to all these spambots on the board.
    Obviously.
  • Heretic
    TedSheckler;1510093 wrote:Obviously this whole situation is karma for subjecting us to all these spambots on the board.
    Those spambots make any site political discussion 55% more intelligent!
  • QuakerOats
    Perhaps your dog was maybe skyping with a fellow K9, and the other dog told a great joke and your dog pissed himself laughing. Can hardly blame the guy.
  • vball10set
    sleeper;1509970 wrote:Tell them it came like that.

    reps
  • Trueblue23
    Please don't curse in the thread titles.

    lulz


    That sucks though man. Hopefully you can convince Apple to help you out.
  • said_aouita
    dlazz;1510081 wrote:A lot of credit cards have 30 day accidental coverage. Might be worth looking into.
    Credit cards don't have dumb ass coverage though.
  • bLuE_71
    Damn R. Kelly.
  • #1DBag
    Thug life.
  • justincredible
    Was finally able to open the case tonight after ordering a special screwdriver kit (fuck you and your proprietary screws, Apple) to make sure the circuit board was cleaned off. There was a little pee in there but just little drops here and there. Took a chance and gave it power and it seems to be working fine.
  • dlazz
    Next step is to get a divorce.
  • justincredible
    dlazz;1511504 wrote:Next step is to get a divorce.
    Already started the paperwork.
  • I Wear Pants
    Have you picked the caliber of bullet for the dog yet?
  • justincredible
    I Wear Pants;1512249 wrote:Have you picked the caliber of bullet for the dog yet?
  • dlazz
    justincredible;1512399 wrote:
    SMH, at least pick a host that allows hotlinking, such as http://upload.dlazz.net