If your pet could talk, what would you ask it?

• Devils Advocate

  

  or what would it say?
  
  My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"
• j_crazy

  

  Did he shit on the floor out of spite 9/5/11. I've always suspected. It was a heinous shit btw, that's why the date sticks in my mind.
• Tiernan

  Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:or what would it say?
  
  My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"

  You have cats? watta puss
• Flash

  

  Do you want to get fixed and your teeth cleaned? Sorry, too late, took you in today to get both.
• Belly35

  

  Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:or what would it say?
  
  My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"

  :laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
  I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo
  
  Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
• said_aouita

  

  I'd ask both my cat and dog why they chase a red laser pointer dot around the room.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Why can't you shut the fuck up when asked?
• said_aouita

  

  ernest_t_bass;1460533 wrote:Why can't you shit the fuck up when asked?

  I'd ask my pet if it can spell and type better than etb.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Oops. Fixed.
• Rotinaj

  

  I don't own any pets.
  Hope this helps.
• raiderbuck

  I don't have any pets, but my neighbors have a little pup that howls whenever they leave for work. I'd probably ask him to shut the hell up, they're coming back. They do this everyday, how do you not know this by now?
• Devils Advocate

  

  Tiernan;1460518 wrote:You have cats? watta ****

  Sounds like a jelous dog question.
  

  Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
  I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo
  
  Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:

  Seems like an odd question. Exactly what is weak mofo?
  

  Rotinaj;1460556 wrote:I don't own any pets.
  Hope this helps.

  It would if I gave a fuck about people that didn't have pets....
  
  
  Maybe a spinoff is in order.
• said_aouita

  

  Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
  I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo
  
  Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:

  I bet most cat owners have two eyes and people who wear an eye patch prefer dogs.
• slcoach

  I would ask my dog what makes him pick the spot he does when he takes a shit. He walks around for 5 minutes sniffing. Then he picks a certain spot to shit. Just always wondered why it had to be just that spot.
• dlazz

  Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
  I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo
  
  Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:

  Personal attack. Reported.
• said_aouita

  

  Why do you stare at the same spot on the wall for 10 minutes?
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:My two cats Brutus and Whodey

  I thought you named your cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPMFmMGFe_g after reading quickly
• Heretic

  

  So, the people ripping on cat owners are:
  
  1. A racist drunk.
  2. A batshit crazy guy who doesn't care about anything except having the ability to openly carry a gun everywhere he goes (apparently something else doesn't "fire on command", eh?).
  
  Somehow, I feel no self-doubt or chagrin about being a cat owner after this.
• vdubb96

  

  I would ask my dog if it gets uncomfortable when it see's me scrogging w/ the wife.
• Ironman92

  

  I would ask him why he keeps pissing and shitting in the house....weeks after he had it cut and trained not to.
• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  I would ask why she died
• Midstate01

  

  He'd probably tell me that ever since the baby came he gets no love and to go fuck myself.
• Belly35

  

  said_aouita;1460568 wrote:I bet most cat owners have two eyes and people who wear an eye patch prefer dogs.

  Generally that hold true with one added value. The guys with an eye patch can kick most people ass and never forget who makes rude purposeless comments. Hope this helps </SPAN>
• TedSheckler

  

  I would ask my dog not to tell the wife all the times she's caught me jerking off.