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If your pet could talk, what would you ask it?

  • Curly J
    Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
    I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

    Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
    This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
  • Belly35
    Curly J;1460734 wrote:This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
    Good point .. However this just proves that guys with eye patches are very complexes individual with worldly traits and women what us where as other just play in litter </SPAN>
  • HitsRus
    LOL at the guys who have little squeaky rat dogs dissing on guys that own cats.
  • steubbigred
    Is your box clean
  • DeyDurkie5
    Curly J;1460734 wrote:This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
    LOL reps.

    Started a garden tips from belly thread, and yet cat owners are the phags. I've heard it all now.
  • reclegend22
    I'd ask my and my sister's childhood kitten who her murderer was. I suspect that it was my neighbor, but it would be nice to finally put the mystery to rest.
  • Midstate01
    reclegend22;1460865 wrote:I'd ask my and my sister's childhood kitten who her murderer was. I suspect that it was my neighbor, but it would be nice to finally put the mystery to rest.

    For real?
  • reclegend22
    Midstate01;1460877 wrote:For real?
    Yeah. The body was never found.

    Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats -- we never had more than two at a time but they would go over into his barn and hang out or whatever the fuck cats do -- and we had three cats go missing in total at different times. Two of those -- my little sister's cats -- I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.
  • GoChiefs
    reclegend22;1460890 wrote:Yeah. The body was never found.

    Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats -- we never had more than two at a time but they would go over into his barn and hang out or whatever the fuck cats do -- and we had three cats go missing in total at different times. Two of those -- my little sister's cats -- I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.

    Hell, I thought it was your sister that was murdered at first after reading your initial post. Lol
  • said_aouita
    Belly35;1460746 wrote:Good point .. However this just proves that guys with eye patches are very complexes individual with worldly traits
    Who can not spell. :p
  • said_aouita
    reclegend22;1460890 wrote:Yeah. The body was never found.

    Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.
    His house would have made a nice bon fire.
  • Chesapeake
    Why it's such a whore.
  • Wally
    I asked my dog why he licks his balls. He just smiled and said "Because I can"
  • reclegend22
    GoChiefs;1460997 wrote:Hell, I thought it was your sister that was murdered at first after reading your initial post. Lol
    Lol. That would have been pretty nonchalant of me.

    Upon re-reading my original post, though, I can see where there may have been some confusion. And lol at midstate's post. I think he thought the same thing. Yeah, it was just a kitten who was killed, not my sister.
  • said_aouita
    Belly35;1460693 wrote:The guys with an eye patch can kick most people ass and never forget who makes rude purposeless comments. Hope this helps :)

    Peoples.


    and I'm assuming the comment did have a purpose. Most likely it was coming from a cat owner who doesn't appreciate it when somebody thinks it's manly to point out how they hate cats and makes fun of others who own them.


    What are you going to do, come shoot me?

    Hope this helps
  • BR1986FB
    I'd ask our puppy why he's a little azzhole. Barks nonstop, steals the cats food but won't eat his own, pisses & craps on my treadmill, etc.
  • TedSheckler
    said_aouita;1461122 wrote:
    Peoples.


    and I'm assuming the comment did have a purpose. Most likely it was coming from a cat owner who doesn't appreciate it when somebody thinks it's manly to point out how they hate cats and makes fun of others who own them.


    What are you going to do, come shoot me?

    Hope this helps
    people's

    If you're going to correct someone's grammar, do it right.

    Hope this helps.
  • said_aouita
    TedSheckler;1461145 wrote:people's

    If you're going to correct someone's grammar, do it right.

    Hope this helps.
    darn
    I didn't think I needed the '.

    I'll prob' never learn so it doesn't really help...
  • O-Trap
    "What percentage of the cut will you accept in order for me to get you to talk on live television?"