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If you could change what year you were born...

  • SnotBubbles
    Belly35;1443714 wrote:I'm good 1949 was just perfect ... what a great time and crazy days...

    I wouldn't change a thing.
    Yeahhhhhhh riiiiiiiight.

    We all know you'd love to be a slave owner. ;)
  • SnotBubbles
    Most all of you a picking hairy vagina eras. Gross.

    It would be cool to live on the frontier, off the land. But it would also get old and you'd die at 42 of the common cold.

    The roaring 20's would be cool, but then you'd have to deal with the Great Depression.

    I'm going to go with 1908. For obvious reasons.
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote:I'm going to go with 1908. For obvious reasons.
    Tunguska?
  • SnotBubbles
    FatHobbit;1443744 wrote:Tunguska?
    Precisely. Fucking Tunguska.
  • sherm03
    Commander of Awesome;1443728 wrote:[HR][/HR]I'd want to be born so I was a teenager/early 20s back when the Browns were pwning the league and the steelers were the laughingstock of the league for 40 yrs.

    I would also beat the living shit out of art model if I were given the opportunity.
    SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote: The roaring 20's would be cool, but then you'd have to deal with the Great Depression.
    Fuck the 1920s. Would never want to be around during a time when alcohol was illegal.
  • Sonofanump
    SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote:Most all of you a picking hairy vagina eras. Gross.

    It would be cool to live on the frontier, off the land. But it would also get old and you'd die at 42 of the common cold.
  • SnotBubbles
    sherm03;1443762 wrote:Fuck the 1920s. Would never want to be around during a time when alcohol was illegal.
    lol...there were plenty of places to buy / consume alcohol.
  • Heretic
    I'd want to be an Egyptian Pharaoh, as having the classification of Man-God is something I'd do well with, I think. So back then.
  • sherm03
    SnotBubbles;1443766 wrote:lol...there were plenty of places to buy / consume alcohol.
    Obviously. But I wouldn't want to have to worry about getting raided every time I had a drink.
  • justincredible
    sherm03;1443769 wrote:Obviously. But I wouldn't want to have to worry about getting raided every time I had a drink.
    Oh, don't be such a baby.
  • ernest_t_bass
    1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
  • sherm03
    justincredible;1443775 wrote:Oh, don't be such a baby.
    I'm too much of a snob, too. I'd also have qualms about drinking booze that someone made in their bathtub.
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
  • Fab4Runner
    I'll go with 1940's....and it would be my life's goal to find a real life Don Draper to boss me around and confine me to hotel rooms.
  • FatHobbit
    ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
    I wonder if I would be any better at it or does it just seem easier now because I'm out of the game?
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
    LOL, chasing is all you would doing too.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Fab4Runner;1443808 wrote:I'll go with 1940's....and it would be my life's goal to find a real life Don Draper to boss me around and confine me to hotel rooms.
    You don't need to go back in time to find a womanizing boss to treat you like a whore.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
    Sounds good - i'd change my major too and come out with a degree that can make me some money.
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
    THAT'S what we want to hear from today's educators! I feel good knowing that the teacher of my children wishes he or she was young again so they could tag some barely legal ass!
  • bases_loaded
    Was born in 1984. Didn't have "my" first cell phone till frosh year of college. There weren't picture messages, snap chat, etc. I would choose to be born in 1995...then I would be in the golden age of cell phone porn.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
  • FatHobbit
    Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
    I'd grab so many titties...
  • SnotBubbles
    Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
    You got molested at 6, didn't you?
  • Commander of Awesome
    Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
    Wouldn't that be a downgrade in knowledge?

    BOOM!
  • justincredible
    Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
    Yeah. This would work, too.