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The most ridiculous situation you've ever been in...

  • DeyDurkie5
    sleeper;1404410 wrote:It's Out r inn. Not inn out. SMH.
    dlazz;1404416 wrote:DeyDurkie is a fraud. Claiming OSU as his own. Pathetic.
    Automatik;1404417 wrote:Main street? lol

    It was a good one though. The last LeBron comment made me lol.
    As I was writing it, I knew i'd get ripped for those two errors but I just didn't care enough to look it up and switch it.
  • hasbeen
    Had a couple cops fuck around with me while I was drunk and had been peeing in the street.
    Worst part? 30 seconds prior I was in a dorm, right next to a bathroom because I helped someone carry boxes inside. I just didn't have to pee.
    Next worse part? I was a 3 minutes walk from my apartment.

    Not as cool as you guys, but best I have for now.
  • TedSheckler
    justincredible;1404247 wrote: Getting arrested and sent to the hospital the night of my bachelor party is also up there. A close second.
    I'd rather read this story.
  • justincredible
    TedSheckler;1404461 wrote:I'd rather read this story.
    Got really drunk. Got knocked out by a cop. Got sent to the hospital with an arrest paper in my pocket. My (now) brother-in-law and one of his friends also go arrested. They actually had to go to jail. My wife still married me.
  • TedSheckler
    That was everything I hoped it would be.
  • justincredible
    TedSheckler;1404472 wrote:That was everything I hoped it would be.
    Oh yeah, part of my "punishment" was to attend 3 AA meetings. What a load of shit that was.
  • justincredible
    Not that AA is a load of shit. I just had no business being there.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;1404494 wrote:Oh yeah, part of my "punishment" was to attend 3 AA meetings. What a load of shit that was.
    American Airlines?
  • GoChiefs
    justincredible;1404495 wrote:Not that AA is a load of shit. I just had no business being there.

    The first step is admitting you have a drinking problem.

    Right Tiernan?
  • O-Trap
    We were considering being foster parents at one point, and there was a local teen who needed a place to stay for the night. When we woke up the next morning, he had taken oil from the pantry, dipped his finger in it and put cross-shaped oil marks over doorways and over people's faces in photographs. He then covered the floors, electrical outlets, and furniture with the oil. Then he soaked shredded pieces of paper towel in the oil and tried to light it on the stove (closed glass top, so no open flame) to seemingly light a candle. Thankfully, it appeared that he was unsuccessful in lighting the candle, as we found the burnt shredded pieces of paper towel on the stove top.

    He left that morning before I got up, but when we called the cops, they said he'd had another instance in which he had lit a building on fire. Kinda freaked us out.
  • thavoice
    As a kid during a very dry summer drought. We were at Lake James in NE Indiana playing with fireworks. There was a big tall uncut grassy area and then the woods. We caught the grass on fire and it was it was advancing. We were freaking out...but luckily the two neighbors were out watering their flowers or whatever and had enough hose to put out the fire. It was going to be a disaster
  • Automatik
    I was the "smoking gun" in a false rape accusation during the summer going into my senior year of high school.

    I went to "senior week" as a junior with my older friends and a situation occurred. Let's just say a girl got her freak on, it got out post trip, she cried rape. It was 100% false and I knew it due to statements she made to me after the fact.

    I had to go to the police station and give a statement with my mother. The entire town knew about it. It was fucking crazy.
  • friendfromlowry
    SportsAndLady;1404264 wrote:Smoked some pot at a party in high school..some kid in my class ratted a bunch of us out (we don't know who ratted, still)...

    ...
    You smoked off of school property and all of this crap still happened at school?
  • friendfromlowry
    I don't know if this is the most ridiculous, but still ridiculous.

    A few years ago, I never changed the tags on my license plate. I literally went like 10 months without doing it. One night, coming home at like 2am, I was finally pulled over for it. The cop gave me a ticket and that was the end of it. I sat there in the parking lot looking for my insurance card (I couldn't find it at the time) while he pulled away. I found it, and ended up leaving, heading for home. About ten miles away, a sheriff starts trailing me. He follows me a for a few miles until I'm nearly home, and then he pulls me over.
    I didn't know this at the time, but apparently the cop that originally pulled me over noticed I left, so he put the word out to find me. So a sheriff finally did and they pulled me over. Apparently I wasn't suppose to keep driving the car, even though the cop never mentioned that. I figured I could at least drive it home and get the tags the next day. So he made me call my dad in the middle of the night to come pick me up a few miles down the road. But for a little while, I was unknowingly a wanted man.

    When I told my sister-in-law's dad this story, who's a retired cop, he said it must have been a slow night for them.
  • GoChiefs
    Was driving down a back dirt road at night, a car comes flying up behind me and gets within a couple feet of my bumper. He does this for a good 2 miles. I get tired of it and break check him. Whoops. He ends up rear ending me. Then the blue and red lights came on on top of the car. I thought "what the fuck did I just do?" After some smart ass/assholish back and forth, I gave him my license and registration. I didn't have insurance, and told him that. Told me I wasn't going anywhere then and car was being impounded. I told him OK, but first get another Sheriff out here because hes getting a ticket for Failure to assure clear distance. No damage was done to either car, so he ended up letting me drive away.
  • SportsAndLady
    friendfromlowry;1404736 wrote:You smoked off of school property and all of this crap still happened at school?
    Yup...private school; they do what they want
  • Ironman92
    Can't really think of much....

    While driving home late in Oct of 2006 I totaled my car by hitting a black angus cow in the fucking middle of the 4 lane highway......made it about a mile to the next intersecting county road while so fucking shook I could barely talk. I called the State Patrol and when they finally showed up the patrolman made me get in the cramped up backseat and rattled off question after question...iterrigating me. He asked me if I swerved and I said I wish I could have and he chastises my answer and gets all made saying he would've had to write me a ticket. I couldn't believe this ass munch. I just hit (what I at first thought was a black bear) and destroyed my car and this guy is preaching at me.....all the while two more cars ran over said cow and tore the shot out of the underneath of their cars.....then at the end he asks me if I would like the cow meat??? Fuck that cow.....and of course it wasn't tagged so the owner would have had to pay for it.
  • hasbeen
    SportsAndLady;1404799 wrote:Yup...private school; they do what they want

    Public schools do what they want.
  • superman
    Went with a buddy of mine to Chicago.
    His car didn't have windshield wipers and he went the wrong way down a one way street in the hood and almost hit a cop head on.
    Cop pulls us over and when we are looking for his insurance card, shotgun shells fall out of the glove box.
    Long story short, we end up handcuffed and standing in the rain on the southeast side of Chicago while they search the car.
    They let us go and tell us they assumed we were drug dealers because we were white guys in that neighborhood at that time of night.
  • said_aouita
    Most recently this past weekend driving the toll road around Chicago. Going 75mph in a 55 posted speed limit and still getting passed on the left and right.

    That's ridiculous.
  • gerb131
    I had a call girl come in while I was working in Cleveland to a hotel I was staying at. The Marriot with the bowling alley attached to it.
    This chick was 300 and hour and was hottt. She showed up and her big black Rick Ross look a like body guard hung outside the door. We were getting down and in the middle the condom goes away....after a few minutes she realized it and yelled. Homie broke the door down in about 3 seconds and tossed me in the chair. He put her over his shoulder with a towel and walked out. He came up about 10mins later after putting her in the back of a mini van and grabbed her clothes and left.
    My company had to pay 636.00 for a new door lol
    Aint been back to that hotel since.
  • FatHobbit
    gerb131;1404841 wrote:I had a call girl come in while I was working in Cleveland to a hotel I was staying at. The Marriot with the bowling alley attached to it.
    This chick was 300 and hour and was hottt. She showed up and her big black Rick Ross look a like body guard hung outside the door. We were getting down and in the middle the condom goes away....after a few minutes she realized it and yelled. Homie broke the door down in about 3 seconds and tossed me in the chair. He put her over his shoulder with a towel and walked out. He came up about 10mins later after putting her in the back of a mini van and grabbed her clothes and left.
    My company had to pay 636.00 for a new door lol
    Aint been back to that hotel since.
    Did you still have to pay her?
  • Belly35
    So many where to begin? :D
  • thavoice
    friendfromlowry;1404740 wrote:I don't know if this is the most ridiculous, but still ridiculous.

    A few years ago, I never changed the tags on my license plate. I literally went like 10 months without doing it. One night, coming home at like 2am, I was finally pulled over for it. The cop gave me a ticket and that was the end of it. I sat there in the parking lot looking for my insurance card (I couldn't find it at the time) while he pulled away. I found it, and ended up leaving, heading for home. About ten miles away, a sheriff starts trailing me. He follows me a for a few miles until I'm nearly home, and then he pulls me over.
    I didn't know this at the time, but apparently the cop that originally pulled me over noticed I left, so he put the word out to find me. So a sheriff finally did and they pulled me over. Apparently I wasn't suppose to keep driving the car, even though the cop never mentioned that. I figured I could at least drive it home and get the tags the next day. So he made me call my dad in the middle of the night to come pick me up a few miles down the road. But for a little while, I was unknowingly a wanted man.

    When I told my sister-in-law's dad this story, who's a retired cop, he said it must have been a slow night for them.
    That is pretty funny. I had a similiar situation where i didnt change the tags. It was when I was young and thought you had through the end of the month tha you were born in. He said he better see the car there the next morning as I thought I had to go the bureau to get new ones. I had totally forgot I did the whole mail thing with them.....you gotta send the money in so early taht I forgot about it and I usually only checked my mail once a week. I walk home..maybe a mile. I check my mail and see it in there so I walk back and put it on and drive home. Hour later I get a knock on my door and it was the cop who was not too happy. I explained it to him and at first he eidnt believe me until we walked out to the car and checked it!
  • BORIStheCrusher
    When I was 16 I was driving home from somewhere (baseball practice?) and I got stopped by a train right by my house. I was just watching the train not really paying attention and guess my foot let up on the brake a bit and I inched forward and tapped the car in front of me. The road was on an incline and my foot was still on the brake so I was going so slow I didn't even know my car was moving. Got out and apologized to the lady, checked our cars and not a scratch on either. She laughed it off and said no problem but exchanged insurance info anyway. A few weeks later my mom asked me if I was in an accident and I told her what happened. The lady filed a claim and was suing me for injuries and my insurance company had settled with her for $5000.