Be saved, and confess you sins...

• Pick6

  

  ...before the world ends.
  
  I'll start.
  
  Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
  
  During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
  
  Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
  
  Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.
• ThePatriot

  Who's bffs with their first cousin!?
  
  Did you get kicked out of school for cheating? That's serious chit in the world of academia.
• Mohican00

  

  That was the most confusing thing I've ever read
• Tiernan

  ThePatriot;1348434 wrote:Did you get kicked out of school for cheating? That's serious chit in the world of academia.

  Not at MTA Motor Truck Driver Academy. (which is actually a step up from Akron Univ)
• SportsAndLady

  

  I said a cuss word 8 weeks ago
• bases_loaded

  

  ThePatriot;1348434 wrote:Who's bffs with their first cousin!?
  
  .

  I was my cousins best man over his 3 brothers. We were a year apart and best friends.
  
  Never fucked his gf though.
• wes_mantooth

  

  My life is one giant sin....I don't even know where to begin
• GoChiefs

  

  wes_mantooth;1348505 wrote:My life is one giant sin....I don't even know where to begin

  I'd start by signing away your rights as a parent.
• wes_mantooth

  

  GoChiefs;1348506 wrote:I'd start by signing away your rights as a parent.

  I tried to give him away....little shit just keeps showing up at the house.
• Tiernan

  wes_mantooth;1348510 wrote:I tried to give him away....little shit just keeps showing up at the house.

  Quit feeding him...he'll go away.
• GoChiefs

  

  Tiernan;1348515 wrote:Quit feeding him...he'll go away.

  And trying to get him laid.
• wes_mantooth

  

  GoChiefs;1348516 wrote:And trying to get him laid.

  lol, it is funny when I embarrass him with that stuff. He is the opposite of me...very quiet and respectful
• SportsAndLady

  

  wes_mantooth;1348519 wrote:He is the opposite of me...very cool

  And he probably gets a ton of puss; he's obviously going to be shy about it around you
• wes_mantooth

  

  SportsAndLady;1348525 wrote:And he probably gets a ton of puss; he's obviously going to be shy about it around you

  yeah, I know that angle...but I think he lacks the game. Who knows though...
• Ironman92

  

  Pick6;1348413 wrote:...before the world ends.
  
  I'll start.
  
  Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
  
  During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
  
  Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
  
  Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.

  
  What the hell? Lol Are you going to move on to married women?
• Ironman92

  

  I drove 59 mph in a 55 for about 45 miles yesterday.
• Curly J

  

  Pick 6, I'm not sure if you are confessing or bragging.
• SportsAndLady

  

  wes_mantooth;1348530 wrote:yeah, I know that angle...but I think he lacks the game. Who knows though...

  Sometimes chicks dig that
• ThePatriot

  bases_loaded;1348503 wrote:I was my cousins best man over his 3 brothers. We were a year apart and best friends.
  
  Never ****ed his gf though.

  Yeah, but aren't you from Dover?
• Fab4Runner

  

  I am a perfect angel.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Fab4Runner;1348545 wrote:I am a perfect angel.

  no comment
• SnotBubbles

  

  One time I handed a shot of Wild Turkey to a friend who was already partially intoxicated. I had pissed in over half of the shot glass.
  
  Save me.
• cat_lover

  I enjoyed the movie The Grey.
• like_that

  

  Pick6;1348413 wrote:...before the world ends.
  
  I'll start.
  
  Broke up with long time girlfriend (A) to get with hottie (B). Sent nudies back and forth with girl B while still with girl A. Got tired of girl B after a few months and cheated on her with girl A. Broke up with girl B and got back with A. Year later, we are still dating and the bitch cheats on me...with my first cousin and "best friend" at the time. I ended up cheating on another girl that would do anything for me for some chick that I wanted to bang all my life. Ill feel shitty for doing that but have to live and learn I guess.
  
  During past semester..I hooked up with 4 girls (including girl A) that had a boyfriend and 1 girl that was "talking" with a guy she ended up dating. Im really a POS when it comes to *****. However, have been able to stick to my moral code of never getting involved with any of my friends chicks. Wouldnt do that to them.
  
  Found the answers online for one of my classes this semester, bought it for $30 and cheated all semester. Kicker is that somehow my prof found out on the LAST assignment.
  
  Apparently Im not good at this whole cheating thing. Yea Im high. More to come when I can think. Your move, OC.

  I refuse to hook up with girls with BFs, because I think karma will bite me in the ass and it will happen to me. I won't feel bad for you at all if you get in a serious relationship and the girl cheats on you. You would obviously deserve what was coming.
  
  Anyway, did you fail your class or not?
• like_that

  

  Anyway I am no angel.
  
  -I once lied to a prof my frosh year of college that I had a family "emergency" (I told him that my deceased grandfather was in the hospital), to get out of an exam and buy an extra week of studying.
  
  -JR year in college my friends and I found a great house and location to live in for senior year. The real estate agent set up a meet up time for us to sign the lease and everything. When time came to sign the lease the agent wouldn't pick up her phone. We become suspicious and drove by the house only to see the fucking agent handing out leases to a group of girls. Even though the girls probably had no idea what they had done, we hated them and we vowed revenge. Fast forward to senior year, any time we came home from the bars we made sure to hold in our piss, and since that house was on the way to our house we would always piss on their house, and their car door handles, etc. It gets worse for them. I had a friend unbeknownst to me who was friends with those girls. She took my friend and I to a party at that specific house LOL. So, when I went to the bathroom there I made sure to piss all over the bathroom...mirror, shower, sink, etc. My friend did the same. Yes, we are assholes. I started dating a girl a few months after that, and she happened to be in the same sorority as one of the girls who lived in that house. I actually became decent friends with that girl, and we still talk from time to time. She will NEVER know about what my friends and I did.
  
  -I cheated on numerous exams. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.
  
  I have others I might or might not confess to, but to be fair my "sins" (LOL), are child's play compared to my friends.