Be saved, and confess you sins...

• like_that

  

  SnotBubbles;1348548 wrote:One time I handed a can of keystone to a friend who feels anxious and can't breathe after drinking.
  
  Save me.

  You will not be saved.
• Pick6

  

  like_that;1348554 wrote:I refuse to hook up with girls with BFs, because I think karma will bite me in the ass and it will happen to me. I won't feel bad for you at all if you get in a serious relationship and the girl cheats on you. You would obviously deserve what was coming.
  
  Anyway, did you fail your class or not?

  Yeah, but in my defense, I only knew of one of those girls that had a BF pre-hook up (Girl A). Man she is a hoe. All the rest gave me some bull shit about not really being together or just didnt tell me at all, and I found out on my own. I think I just have some sort of natural attraction to women who are taken.Didnt fail the class. It was a 10 point exercise the professor caught me on, and she liked me as a student. It was pretty awkward though turning my final in. I think I might have failed my business law class, though. Surprising considering it was my favorite class with my favorite professor this semester. Never missed a class, either. Somehow ended up with a D+, but I have to check to see if that is a passing grade in the CBA. Karma is a bitch.

  like_that;1348559 wrote:Anyway I am no angel.
  
  -I once lied to a prof my frosh year of college that I had a family "emergency" (I told him that my deceased grandfather was in the hospital), to get out of an exam and buy an extra week of studying.
  
  -JR year in college my friends and I found a great house and location to live in for senior year. The real estate agent set up a meet up time for us to sign the lease and everything. When time came to sign the lease the agent wouldn't pick up her phone. We become suspicious and drove by the house only to see the fucking agent handing out leases to a group of girls. Even though the girls probably had no idea what they had done, we hated them and we vowed revenge. Fast forward to senior year, any time we came home from the bars we made sure to hold in our piss, and since that house was on the way to our house we would always piss on their house, and their car door handles, etc. It gets worse for them. I had a friend unbeknownst to me who was friends with those girls. She took my friend and I to a party at that specific house LOL. So, when I went to the bathroom there I made sure to piss all over the bathroom...mirror, shower, sink, etc. My friend did the same. Yes, we are assholes. I started dating a girl a few months after that, and she happened to be in the same sorority as one of the girls who lived in that house. I actually became decent friends with that girl, and we still talk from time to time. She will NEVER know about what my friends and I did.
  
  -I cheated on numerous exams. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.
  
  I have others I might or might not confess to, but to be fair my "sins" (LOL), are child's play compared to my friends.

  Reps to like_that for participating. I forgot we are on the OC where we all got a 35 on our ACT, make 200k+ a year, attend church twice a week, and basically are perfect people.
• sleeper

  

  like_that;1348554 wrote:I refuse to hook up with girls with BFs, because I think karma will bite me in the ass and it will happen to me.

  Same here.
• justincredible

  

  I've done a lot of really stupid shit in my life that I'd rather not create a physical record of.
• sleeper

  

  I hooked up with chick A in the morning. Went on another date and hooked up with girl B; only to have girl A call me at 2am and we hooked up again.
  
  I didn't wear a condom in any of these cases. :thumbup:
• Tiernan

  sleeper;1348574 wrote:Same here.

  Yeah like you ever had a BF.
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1348548 wrote:One time I handed a shot of Wild Turkey to a friend who was already partially intoxicated. I had pissed in over half of the shot glass.
  
  Save me.

  I once did that with a beer can, but when I handed it to a buddy he asked me why the beer was so fucking warm. lol I was hammered but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have let him actually drink it.
• mcburg93

  

  I pissed all over one of my friends that passed out in my yard. I felt bad about it ever since. I once gave a bottle of rubbing alcohol to a friend and told him it was moonshine he drank the whole bottle. I beat up a drug dealer and took his drugs when I was 21. I shit on a guys drivers seat for banging my ex girlfriend. I think that is all right now.
• hasbeen

  

  I have a number of stories, but like Justin, don't want them in writing.
  
  I never cheated on a GF nor in college course.
• Ironman92

  

  like_that;1348559 wrote:Anyway I am no angel.
  
  -I once lied to a prof my frosh year of college that I had a family "emergency" (I told him that my deceased grandfather was in the hospital), to get out of an exam and buy an extra week of studying.
  
  -JR year in college my friends and I found a great house and location to live in for senior year. The real estate agent set up a meet up time for us to sign the lease and everything. When time came to sign the lease the agent wouldn't pick up her phone. We become suspicious and drove by the house only to see the fucking agent handing out leases to a group of girls. Even though the girls probably had no idea what they had done, we hated them and we vowed revenge. Fast forward to senior year, any time we came home from the bars we made sure to hold in our piss, and since that house was on the way to our house we would always piss on their house, and their car door handles, etc. It gets worse for them. I had a friend unbeknownst to me who was friends with those girls. She took my friend and I to a party at that specific house LOL. So, when I went to the bathroom there I made sure to piss all over the bathroom...mirror, shower, sink, etc. My friend did the same. Yes, we are assholes. I started dating a girl a few months after that, and she happened to be in the same sorority as one of the girls who lived in that house. I actually became decent friends with that girl, and we still talk from time to time. She will NEVER know about what my friends and I did.
  
  -I cheated on numerous exams. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.
  
  I have others I might or might not confess to, but to be fair my "sins" (LOL), are child's play compared to my friends.

  
  Man....did the exact same thing as your first story. Never would've done it had he already not been deceased because I couldn't live with that potential karma......this was roughly 1995, about once a year I have a dream that I am still in college but neglected to ever go to a class and am going to fail. I guess that's my karma.
  
  Also back in college (started at Wilmington for 1 semester) our whole floor was pretty cool except for one giant LB douche who acted like a 14 year old. He constantly annoyed the piss out of everyone. After withdrawing after the fall semester I was watching TV and there was this commercial selling these god awful Christmas CD's of stars from the 50's. It was an 8 CD collection and by the time you added shipping it was $118....but the had the C.O.D. option (as did many of those mini-infomercials back them). So I made up a ton of information they asked for but knew his name and address and had them not deliver to once school was back in session. I talked to my roomate in February and asked him if he knew anything....he laughed and said the dumbass actually paid for it and was pissed for about two weeks trying to figure out who sent this stuff to him.
• Pick6

  

  My neighbor my first year at Akron was the biggest douche ever. I made a craigslist ad in Men looking for Men and used his phone number. Dont know any juicy details, but I do know he ended up changing his number haha.
• FatHobbit

  

  Pick6;1348647 wrote:My neighbor my first year at Akron was the biggest douche ever. I made a craigslist ad in Men looking for Men and used his phone number. Dont know any juicy details, but I do know he ended up changing his number haha.

  LOFL!
• GoChiefs

  

  Pick6;1348647 wrote:My neighbor my first year at Akron was the biggest douche ever. I made a craigslist ad in Men looking for Men and used his phone number. Dont know any juicy details, but I do know he ended up changing his number haha.

  
  Good one. Lol
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;1348585 wrote:I once did that with a beer can, but when I handed it to a buddy he asked me why the beer was so fucking warm. lol I was hammered but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have let him actually drink it.

  What's funny was he took the shot and then did this manly grunt/scream/banshee call and slammed the shot glass down on the counter. Didn't even know it was piss.
  
  We pissed in a guys beer in college too and put it in the fridge for a while. He took a drink...flipped out for some reason and proceeded to brush his teeth for like an hour. Shortly after he came into the room ready to fight. But he was this skinny, nerdy type guy and we subdued him with ease until he calmed down. It took him a moment, but he realized we were his only friends and if he wanted to stay our friend he just had to deal with drinking our piss.
  
  Poor guy.
• justincredible

  

  SnotBubbles;1348707 wrote:What's funny was he took the shot and then did this manly grunt/scream/banshee call and slammed the shot glass down on the counter. Didn't even know it was piss.
  
  We pissed in a guys beer in college too and put it in the fridge for a while. He took a drink...flipped out for some reason and proceeded to brush his teeth for like an hour. Shortly after he came into the room ready to fight. But he was this skinny, nerdy type guy and we subdued him with ease until he calmed down. It took him a moment, but he realized we were his only friends and if he wanted to stay our friend he just had to deal with drinking our piss.
  
  Poor guy.

  Awesome friends.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I let the goat at the petting zoo lick my penis
• Heretic

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1348788 wrote:I let the goat at the petting zoo lick my penis

  THAT'S A SIN????
• like_that

  

  Ironman92;1348644 wrote:Man....did the exact same thing as your first story. Never would've done it had he already not been deceased because I couldn't live with that potential karma......this was roughly 1995, about once a year I have a dream that I am still in college but neglected to ever go to a class and am going to fail. I guess that's my karma.
  

  lol, I felt like a dick, but I really needed some extra time to study for that exam. I still didn't do so hot on the exam and had a few extra late nights trying to catch up with the material i didn't focus on for the next exam. That was my karma.
• GoChiefs

  

  A guy in our dorm constantly bitched up the rest of us using snuff. Mind you, we always used closed bottles so it was never dumped or anything, but this dude was relentless about the bitching. When you graduate, you always get a prank pulled on you. For him, we had a community "spitoon" that everyone spit in for the day. When he was in the shower that night, it was dumped over top of the shower curtain.
  
  Yeah, not proud of that one. At least he was in the shower though.
• Ironman92

  

  like_that;1348807 wrote:lol, I felt like a dick, but I really needed some extra time to study for that exam. I still didn't do so hot on the exam and had a few extra late nights trying to catch up with the material i didn't focus on for the next exam. That was my karma.

  
  Mind you it was 1995....sadly mine was a computer class you had to take as part of our educational training. I still sucked on the test, as I fully deserved.
• fan_from_texas

  justincredible;1348577 wrote:I've done a lot of really stupid **** in my life that I'd rather not create a physical record of.

  
  This.
• GOONx19

  

  justincredible;1348577 wrote:I've done a lot of really stupid shit in my life that I'd rather not create a physical record of.

  This, especially while I'm still in school.
  

  mcburg93;1348622 wrote:I pissed all over one of my friends that passed out in my yard. I felt bad about it ever since. I once gave a bottle of rubbing alcohol to a friend and told him it was moonshine he drank the whole bottle. I beat up a drug dealer and took his drugs when I was 21. I shit on a guys drivers seat for banging my ex girlfriend. I think that is all right now.

  ^ If this is true, you are extremely lucky.
  

  The lethal dose of isopropyl in humans is estimated as 8.5 oz.

• mcburg93

  

  GOONx19;1348995 wrote:This, especially while I'm still in school.
  
  
  
  ^ If this is true, you are extremely lucky.

  I had no clue about that until someone told me it was lethal a few years later. To this day I am not sure how or why, just know it happened. I am either extremely lucky or the guy threw up after drinking it and none of us knew it.
• dlazz

  My oil change was due at 15709 but I didn't get it changed until 15748.
• Ironman92

  

  dlazz;1349035 wrote:My oil change was due at 15709 but I didn't get it changed until 15748.

  
  Oil changes are for poor people.