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The Week Johnny Football Died

  • Tiernan
    This is the week the legend of Johnny Fuckup finally ends. This week I will become the biggest Crimson Tide fan there ever was. I'm depending on the genius of Saban to not allow this turd to avoid the flush this year and redeem the pride of Alabama football. I'd never wish for a player to be injured but if somehow a Bama LB can decapitate Manzier, I'm gonna buy him an iPad.
  • Azubuike24
    IMO, I actually see it the other way. A&M is the deepest and most versatile offensive team Bama will face all year. Now, it doesn't mean A&M clearly wins, but I don't predict anyone will shut Manziel down. You're crazy if Bama is going to go into College Station and dominate him.
  • said_aouita
    Hoping Manzel wins only because I dislike Saban more.
  • Azubuike24
    http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/9/8/4708644/breaking-saban-headed-to-texas
  • Pick6
    edit: just got the satire lol
  • believer
    Azubuike24;1497688 wrote:IMO, I actually see it the other way. A&M is the deepest and most versatile offensive team Bama will face all year. Now, it doesn't mean A&M clearly wins, but I don't predict anyone will shut Manziel down. You're crazy if Bama is going to go into College Station and dominate him.
    this
  • Curly J
    Roll Damn Tide !!!
  • vball10set
    said_aouita;1497695 wrote:Hoping Saban wins only because I despise Manziel more.
    This.
  • Heretic
    While Manziel comes off as more of an entitled little bitch pretty much every single time his name is spoken in the news, threads like this just make me want to cheer for him because the more success he has, the more hilariously over-the-top Tiernan's hate for him gets. And I want to see how rabid he can get.
  • Automatik
    I hope Johnny F goes off and A&M gets the W.
  • vball10set
    Automatik;1497787 wrote:I hope Johnny Fucks off and A&M gets the L.
    fify :p
  • Tiernan
    Automatik;1497787 wrote:I hope Johnny gags on his own vomit while ODing in an opium den
    There fify 2x
  • Automatik
    Great insight, as usual!
  • ptown_trojans_1
    I say Bama wins, but TAMU covers. Bama, on the road, is like an 8 point favorite. Damn....
  • Tiernan
    Only one more glorious day until Johnny Fuckup becomes the answer to an obscure Sports Trivia question.
  • Tiernan
    TSN will broadcast a continuous harangue of Johnny Fuckup during tomorrow's game, be sure to tune in.
  • Tiernan
    Only 3.5 hrs left in Johnny Fuckup's 15 minutes.
  • Rotinaj
    I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
  • Iliketurtles
    Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
    This.
  • Heretic
    Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
    lol, would be epic and would read again and again and again.
  • Terry_Tate
    http://www.goodbullhunting.com/2013/9/11/4708654/the-tailgate-epic-preview-texas-a-m-aggies-alabama-tv-johnny-manziel
  • SportsAndLady
    Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
    You mean from tiernan?

    Everyone else on here and in the entire country hates manziel because he's a giant douchebag and it's completely warranted. But we don't whine and cry when he wins or loses.
  • Automatik
    Tiernan doesn't even watch. He just gets bombed all day and pops off on here.

    I'm pulling for A&M. Manziel is a tool, but I love his game. I just want evil Saban to go down.
  • Heretic
    Automatik;1500205 wrote:Tiernan doesn't even watch. He just gets bombed all day and pops off on here.

    I'm pulling for A&M. Manziel is a tool, but I love his game. I just want evil Saban to go down.
    Yep. Manziel's a douche, but on the field, he's an entertaining douche. Alabama just annoys me because they're that boring team that's super-efficient and hardly ever loses. And I'll never forget two years ago when they and LSU played two of the most unwatchable high-profile games of all time only to get national praise for "titanic defensive struggles" or however it was phrased.

    Give me entertaining douches all the time over boredom.
  • vball10set
    Rotinaj;1500184 wrote:I hope Manziel goes off and A&M wins just to read all of the crying from some of you that would surely follow the game.
    SportsAndLady;1500203 wrote:You mean from tiernan?

    Everyone else on here and in the entire country hates manziel because he's a giant douchebag and it's completely warranted. But we don't whine and cry when he wins or loses.
    This.