Funny Jokes:

• vball10set

  skank;1220722 wrote:Most penguins can't drive.

  Maybe not, but they CAN fly a hot air balloon--and I've got a pic to prove it
  
  
• A PAC

  

  What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around the house all day asking you to dump a load into it.
• A PAC

  

  What did I tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. I told her twice.
• A PAC

  

  Person 1: ask me if I'm a tree.
  Person 2: are you a tree?
  Person 1: no.
• BRF

  

  Knock Knock
  
  Who's there?
  
  A PAC
  
  A PAC who?
  
  A PAC n00b!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Knock knock
  Who's there
  To
  To who
  To whom
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
• brutus161

  

  What's the difference between oral and anal sex?
  
  Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
  A: Not being retarded.
• Rotinaj

  

  Got some true lols from those DW. Tried to rep but must spread.
• brutus161

  

  Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
• Rotinaj

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1224657 wrote:A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

  This might be like the 3rd time when I actually add lol to a post and actually lold. L O fucking L.