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Salute to Posers and Douchebags

  • sportswizuhrd
    j_crazy wrote: I facebooked something similar a few weeks ago.

    I was a Pappadeaux (an upscale restaurant) in Houston. I saw 3 pair of JORTS in there. I was making fun of them and all that shit, then all of the sudden, a hottie, I mean like a 9-9.75, sits down with one of the dudes in Jorts. I was crushed.
    HAH. I saw that shit in Houston when I was there this time last year. It was unbelievable.
  • Heretic
    j_crazy wrote: I facebooked something similar a few weeks ago.

    I was a Pappadeaux (an upscale restaurant) in Houston. I saw 3 pair of JORTS in there. I was making fun of them and all that shit, then all of the sudden, a hottie, I mean like a 9-9.75, sits down with one of the dudes in Jorts. I was crushed.
    Never underestimate the power of Jorts.

    NEVER!
  • Gblock
    i just had to google jorts...wow
  • CenterBHSFan
    Yeah... who's to say that the girls who chase after douchebags are "nice" ?
  • Heretic
    CenterBHSFan wrote: Yeah... who's to say that the girls who chase after douchebags are "nice" ?
    Depressive loners who create a "perfect" image of them in their mind because of general attractiveness?

    I mean...off the top of my head, I can think of two attractive women I've been friends/friendly acquaintances with during the past few years who've been with people I'd consider douchebags. One of them was cool...but a self-absorbed, overly vain drama queen. The other was cool...but tended at times to have this "the world is my stage and you guys are bit parts in it" attitude. I mean...I got along with both of them and definitely would have done all sorts of X-rated things with them, but if I would have put them on some "how can she be with him when he's a douche and she's so awesome" pedestal, I'd be seriously deluding myself.
  • steel_curtain
    If all these douchebags are getting ass, and you're not, what does that make you?
  • Con_Alma
  • j_crazy
    Uber douche?
  • justincredible
    Con_Alma wrote:
    Nice Daisy Duke's you got there, guy!
  • Con_Alma
    He had to roll them up to make them just a little shorter.
  • BoatShoes
    I think this is the gist of the kind of attitude the OP needs:

    "Not Giving a Fuck"

    If that does not work...perhaps try;

    "Being Gay"


    On a somewhat serious note...there's been a lot of mean-sounding advice in this thread such as "grow some balls", but in some sense this is the essence of what must happen.

    If we think about this in terms of our millions of years of evolutionary history...Ugg, did not get to survive and replicate his DNA by talking to Ulga about her feelings in the Cave...In Fact, there's a good chance, if we're around today, it's a good chance our early ancestors did a fair amount of brutal raping. It would have been a key catalyst in making sure you created enough offspring to give them a chance to live and reproduce themselves.

    Unfortunately, our mother's growing up teach us how to be nice and caring husbands...but mommy's not going to tell us what makes her panties moist...some of us have a harder to time breaking out of this frame.

    But we have to think about it like this...women, even butt nasty women are approached and hit on by dudes all of the time...even if they put in a sincere effort to try and evaluate all of them on their internal values and needs, they wouldn't have enough time in the day....hence it's only natural to create a shield against vanilla niceness and be attracted to pea-cockish, alpha male characteristics in hopes of there being potential long-term connectivity in addition to these traits which have been ingrained as attractive at a basic level since the days our brains were little.

    So, fwiw, I'll give you my two cents on some real world advice on how to improve and get to the point where women will get to the point where they can see you for the good guy that you are:

    1. Go read through a romance novel or two...broads rip these things off of the shelves. I recommend a particular book called "Dangerous Men and Adventurous Women"

    2. Watch some old movies when great male archetypes were still in Hollywood: Bullit with Steve McQueen, The Bond films with Sean Connery, Paul Newman, Cary Grant, Humphrey Bogart, even some of the cheesy Elvis Movies. Also, watch comedians, even self-deprecating ones; notice the way they can make fun of themselves but in a way that somehow conveys alpha male characteristics because they're getting the whole place to laugh.

    3. Go to strip clubs often...all the time in fact and practice flirting with and conveying alpha male characteristics to the strippers because they HAVE to flirt with you...it's their job. Don't pay them money and don't offer them cocaine, just practice trying to give off some of these "jerk" characteristics that women by some consequence of their biology seem to go for.

    Think of it as scrimmaging for the real game. IMO this works better than just trying to get better cold turkey out in the real world because the natural fear of rejection is at the very least, diminished.

    That's just my two cents. Spend enough time in a strip club and soon you'll see that common denominator in all these chicks...just a little insecure teenage girl looking for the strong man to cash the promissory note Walt Disney gave them long ago.
  • ohiotiger33
    BTW, nobody is trying to put you down, Darby. We just want you to get some assertiveness, and it takes somewhat of a verbal lashing to get someone in gear.
  • Heretic
    BoatShoes wrote: If we think about this in terms of our millions of years of evolutionary history...Ugg, did not get to survive and replicate his DNA by talking to Ulga about her feelings in the Cave...In Fact, there's a good chance, if we're around today, it's a good chance our early ancestors did a fair amount of brutal raping. It would have been a key catalyst in making sure you created enough offspring to give them a chance to live and reproduce themselves.
    Like many people have said concerning many different issues, the good ol' days really were the best.
  • ManO'War
    Just be yourself.

    Do you really even want to be with the female versions of the guys you are referring to as "douchebags"? Remember, birds of a feather flock together.
  • sonofsam
    Those picture always make me laugh... An there really isn't a better word to use than douchebag lol
  • dwccrew
    ManO'War wrote: Just be yourself.

    Do you really even want to be with the female versions of the guys you are referring to as "douchebags"? Remember, birds of a feather flock together.
    Apparently just being himself isn't working though.
  • Fab1b
    Just put a bunch of gel in your hair spike it up, pucker up your lips and you should be good to go.
  • Websurfinbird
    Since I believe I'm the first female to weigh in on this issue, I'll try to share some thoughts from the woman's perspective.

    I 100% agree that many beautiful women go for douches. But I've also seen some really great guys with awful females as well (I'm talking both looks and personalities.)

    Without knowing much about you Darby, I will say that if you are looking to find someone the old-fashioned meet-in-person sort of way, you need to build up your confidence. You also need to be funny. You ask any woman whether she is 15 or 50 and I bet you anything she will say a sense of humor is one of the most important things a man can have. Of course what people think is funny varies, so you just need keep testing that out until you find someone who gets you.

    Also, you just can't be shy. It sucks I know, but the onus is still on the guy to approach the girl. I'm so grateful for this, because I am shy by nature and could never approach a guy I didn't know for fear of rejection. One way to get around this, though, is through online dating. I never did it, but I have friends who have used it and even met their husbands that way.

    At the end of the day, I do believe there is someone for everyone, so don't be disheartened.
  • thedynasty1998
    Websurfinbird wrote: One way to get around this, though, is through online dating. I never did it, but I have friends who have used it and even met their husbands that way.
    Isn't that was frat parties and keggers are for? The guys in college, if he needs to resort to online dating already then there's a bigger problem.

    So many ways to meet girls in college even if you are just an average Joe. Class, cafeteria, quads, study groups, different organizations, frat parties, friends friends, etc...
  • sleeper
    Since I believe I'm the first female to weigh in on this issue, I'll try to share some thoughts from the woman's perspective.
    I don't think what's outside the kitchen window is exactly what he's looking for.
  • Websurfinbird
    thedynasty1998 wrote:
    Websurfinbird wrote: One way to get around this, though, is through online dating. I never did it, but I have friends who have used it and even met their husbands that way.
    Isn't that was frat parties and keggers are for? The guys in college, if he needs to resort to online dating already then there's a bigger problem.

    So many ways to meet girls in college even if you are just an average Joe. Class, cafeteria, quads, study groups, different organizations, frat parties, friends friends, etc...
    Didn't realize Darby was in college ....
  • Gblock
    join a frat....they have lots of formals great way to get laid
  • darbypitcher22
    no need to join a frat, even more douchers who think they're hard asses to deal with
  • rmolin73
    Dude to me it pretty much sounds like you're a hater who is pissed off because of other dudes success in getting chicks.
  • NNN
    darbypitcher22 wrote: Since I don't seem to understand the never-ending attraction between really nice girls and douchers, I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.

    Congratulations Fuckers.
    Grow a pair. If you see a girl you want to go out with, ask her out. If she says no, big deal. If she says yes, great. If she says yes and then discovers you're a total bore, at least you know where the issue lies.

    No one ever looks back and says "I wish I hadn't asked that one girl out", but plenty look back and wish they had.

    Don't be that guy. Reach between your legs, get your nuts to descend, and do something.