Salute to Posers and Douchebags

• darbypitcher22

  

  Since I don't seem to understand the never-ending attraction between really nice girls and douchers, I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.
  
  Congratulations Fuckers.
  
  
• Early Cuyler

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: I AM A DOUCHE
  
  

  YES YOU ARE
• darbypitcher22

  

  
• gerb131

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote:

  I was waiting for that one!!
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.
• gerb131

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.

  They can have them, I don't do fat chicks.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I lose em to everyone, its not a suprise anymore I guess
• darbypitcher22

  

  
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
• gerb131

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?

  In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
• darbypitcher22

  

  its not that at all... i just dont get what really nice girls see in asshole, fuck off poser wannabes who aren't anything close to stable and act like complete idiots every night....
• DeyDurkie5

  

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?

  In that case is that a blessing or a curse?

  I would say both...blowjobs are awesome
• gerb131

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?

  In that case is that a blessing or a curse?

  I would say both...blowjobs are awesome

  BJ's are even better with no strings attached.
• Fab1b

  

  I see hot chicks loving these posers as well however I would be willing to bet they say the same thing about me. What is that hot chick doing with that bald headed asshole?
• DeyDurkie5

  

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?

  In that case is that a blessing or a curse?

  I would say both...blowjobs are awesome

  BJ's are even better with no strings attached.

  unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligans
• darbypitcher22

  

  I just dont get it...
• Glory Days

  

  
• darbypitcher22

  

  ^^^^
  
  this is exactly what I'm talking about...
  
  I'm sure she's a really nice, wholesome, gorgeous woman....
  
  hanging out with THAT fuck
• Glory Days

  

  i'll bet he is an aspiring MMA fighter too. i have run into those types too.
• 4cards

  

  
  
  Jersey Shore Douchebags
• darbypitcher22

  

  snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot
• Fab1b

  

  Sorry I'd bang Snookie in a second!!
• Glory Days

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot

  haha just using a nickname after highschool should get yourself shot.
• sleeper

  

  There's another word for Douchebag that might make this easier for you, its called "not boring".
  
  Oh yeah, and girls don't like coaches, book it!
• gerb131

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  gerb131 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?

  In that case is that a blessing or a curse?

  I would say both...blowjobs are awesome

  BJ's are even better with no strings attached.

  unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligans

  Yea thats for sure. Nobody likes the gift that keeps on giving.