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Is there anything worse than a whipped BF?

  • ohiotiger33
    I have a friend (girl) who has absolutely whipped her BF. The weird thing is, I don't even think she gives it up that often. He went to an all-boys boarding school, and must think this is how all relationships are. I hope his friends don't like seeing him, because they probably won't ever see him again.

    Here is how whipped this guy is-

    The girl only likes milk from a certain grocery store. I am hanging out with the two of them and my gf (the girl in question and my gf are roomates), and she says, oh dangit, I just ran out of milk. Before she can even ask, he goes, "I'll get you milk!" and leaves to go get her milk. The damn dude is so whipped he knew that by her saying that she was out, meant that he had to go get more for her. He is so damn whipped she doesn't even have to do anything to make him do what she wants. The store where she likes milk was not close; it was at least a 10 minute drive one-way.

    I turned to my gf later and said, if you ever pull a stunt like that, you know its over (or that you are doing something extremely kinky later lol, or a threesome...).


    Seriously though, anyone have friends that have been whipped or have whipped their significant others?
  • El Jefe Grande
    That's sad.
  • dwccrew
    She only likes milk from a certain store? High maintenance, the man needs to run!
  • wes_mantooth
    I have a friend that is a huddler that is completely cockwhipped and it is very, very sad. She is a shell of her former self.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    He'll eventually learn that life is too short to be with a bitch.
  • sleeper
    A fat chick.
  • ohiotiger33
    ^^^ Dude you have NO idea lol. She is the highest of maintenance. My friendship status with her is only proximity based, and my gf is not living with her next year.

    He buys her fastfood one day without her asking, and he walks in with it. It is Zaxby's chicken, and she opens it up and says, "there is no extra Zax sauce in here... You know I always get extra Zax sauce."

    It took everything I had not to say something.
  • BRF
    Whew, I saw that title and thought I saw Whipped BRF! That boy ran to the store because he knows where his bread is buttered. You should take notes from him! ;-)
  • wildcats20
    wes_mantooth wrote: I have a friend that is a huddler that is completely cockwhipped and it is very, very sad. She is a shell of her former self.
    This.
  • ohiotiger33
    Lol no she is pretty attractive, but he is such a pussy. He is too much of a pussy to dump her.
  • hasbeen
    That's bad.

    My roommate's gf is a (*@()$)(@)(#!@)(. I can't stand her and neither can our other roomie. One day he brings home some steaks to cook. She comes over see's what he's doing and says, "you're such an asshole. You know I'm trying to lose weight." And storms out the door. My roomie turns to me and shows me the very lean steak he bought for her.

    Shit like that happens ALL THE TIME.
  • iclfan2
    I have a friend who calls his g/f honey-bunny and other gay stuff, on facebook and in public. She is not hot, and had a child, and sucks at life. I would have made fun of him for it, but decided it was easier just to not be friends with him anymore since he couldn't hang out anymore because of her.
  • ohiotiger33
    LMAO- Honey-bunny


    Side note- any girl that calls their bf, Booooyyyyyfrannn on facebook needs to be offed.
  • slingshot4ever
    A guy I work with is pretty whipped by his wife, pretty pathetic.
  • krazie45
    The only thing worse than a whipped a boyfriend is one who is whipped by an ugly girlfriend.
  • HitsRus
    “Love is patient; love is kind
    and envies no one.
    Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
    never selfish, not quick to take offense.
    There is nothing love cannot face;
    there is no limit to its faith,
    its hope, and endurance.
    In a word, there are three things
    that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
    but the greatest of them all is love.”


    I wish you love.
  • Red_Skin_Pride
    HitsRus wrote: “Love is patient; love is kind
    and envies no one.
    Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
    never selfish, not quick to take offense.
    There is nothing love cannot face;
    there is no limit to its faith,
    its hope, and endurance.
    In a word, there are three things
    that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
    but the greatest of them all is love.”


    I wish you love.
    To paraphrase:

    Shut the fuck up and make me a sammich and quit your bitchin'.
  • LJ
    my gf has so much respect for me she agreed that if we get married she would wear what ever wedding dress I wanted her to...


  • Strapping Young Lad
    I have a friend who's girlfriend is the breadwinner. She owns the house and she always kicks his ass out, makes him move all his shit back home with his mom.

    Then a few weeks later, when she needs some work done around the house or something, she'll move him back in for a while. She treats him like total shit, she's such a bitch it's unbelieveable. He just takes it. She completely walks all over him. Right in front of all his friends and her friends/ family.......

    Then she'll kick him out again, moves all his shit back to his mom's and completes the whole process over and over....

    It's freakin' hilarious. Such a pussy.....
  • dwccrew
    ^^^Guys like that deserve it then. Why put up with that shit?

    Why are you even still friends with that pathetic boy?
  • Strapping Young Lad
    I don't know. I 've definatley lost any repect I've had for him. Known him for a long time. He definatley deserves it for being such a spineless little bitch....
  • Pick6
    My brother was was whipped by this whore. Before he was pretty cool..we would do the normal..hang out, get in some trouble. Then after he started datin her he was the complete opposite of himself. Would not go out of his way to talk to me or any of our friends. Thankfully though he finally grew some nuts and dumped her right before he left for bootcamp. Hopefully it stays that way.
  • power i
    If she's that bad, he'll get sick of it eventually. A former co worker of mine was the biggest control freak in every relationship she was in. Needless to say, in the 10+ years I've known her she's had a minimum of 10 different boyfriends. She starts out really nice and fun, but she's such a biotch that they get tired of her crap and leave.
  • Fab4Runner
    wes_mantooth wrote: I have a friend that is a huddler that is completely cockwhipped and it is very, very sad. She is a shell of her former self.
    lol
  • se-alum
    power i wrote: If she's that bad, he'll get sick of it eventually. A former co worker of mine was the biggest control freak in every relationship she was in. Needless to say, in the 10+ years I've known her she's had a minimum of 10 different boyfriends. She starts out really nice and fun, but she's such a biotch that they get tired of her crap and leave.
    Sounds alot like a girl I used to date. She started out really nice & fun for about the first 8-10 months. Then one day I didn't do something she asked me to do, and she started complaining about everything after that, so I peaced out. I've never understood why guys put up w/ women that try to control them.