Elton John Says Jesus was a Gay Man

• Tinkertrain

  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html
  
  This is surely going to help Elton's record sales in the bible belt! LMFAO!!!!!!!
• UA5straightin2008

  

  LOL
• Upper90

  Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.
  
  "Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."
  
  I'm terrified for what America will say about this.
  
  Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
• cat_lover

  Jesus says the same thing about Elton John.
• Apple

  

  All the priest scandals suddenly come into focus...
• gorocks99

  

  Hay-sus? The guy down at McDonalds? I don't believe it.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  I think most people that enjoy his music realize the guy is a little "out there" to say the least, it is just Elton being Elton.
• Gobuckeyes1

  Yeah, this is going to go over well...
  
  I really don't know why anyone cares what Elton John thinks about religion, but you know there will be boycotts, death threats, and all kinds of fun stuff in the next few days.
• Upper90

  If there's a record burning, I want in. Not because I care one way or another about his opinions.
  
  I've just got some records I want to get rid of, and I think that could be a fun and exciting place to meet people while doing so.
  
  Plus, it could be an easy way to get a free copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I like Jesus very much... but he no help with curveball....
• DeyDurkie5

  

  ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?

  what are you talking about?
• Ankle Breaker

  

  I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  ccrunner609 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?

  what are you talking about?

  
  Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.

  I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?
• Al Capone

  ccrunner609 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?

  what are you talking about?

  
  Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.

  Bill Clinton
  Al Gore
  Charles Barkley
  Jim Brown
• DeyDurkie5

  

  ccrunner609 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  ccrunner609 wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote:

  ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?

  what are you talking about?

  
  Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.

  I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?

  
  
  He cant be that crazy.

  I mean who knows, jesus had a weird obsession with cleansing men's feet...
• Mr Pat

  Elton John is a weirdo.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Gay or not, Jesus had some killer abs! Must have been a low-carb last supper I guess
• stroups

  

  maybe Elton and Jesus can go on a dream vacation to Palm Springs
• dwccrew

  

  Tinkertrain wrote: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html
  
  This is surely going to help Elton's record sales in the bible belt! LMFAO!!!!!!!

  I doubt the bible belt was really where Elton was selling records to begin with.
• Heretic

  

  I guess Jesus and Justincredible have more in common than their names being shortened to "JC", then. Whodathunkit?
• dlazz

  Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.
  
  Oh yeah, I went there.
• Be Nice

  Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.
  
  But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
• hasbeen

  

  Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?
• tk421

  

  pnhasbeen wrote: Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?

  I'm sorry, but that just won't fly. Don't you know that JC was a straight blue eyed white guy. Anything else is blasphemy! How dare you!
  
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