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Elton John Says Jesus was a Gay Man

  • dwccrew
    dlazz wrote: Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.

    Oh yeah, I went there.
    And you will now go here, but that is funny.


    Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

    But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
    Billions of people do this, not just millions.
  • Strapping Young Lad
    I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
  • Sonofanump
    ...and someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
  • dwccrew
    Strapping Young Lad wrote: I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
    No clue man. I have no idea what or why some people think the things they do. It does seem hyprocritical at times. Religion that is.
  • I Wear Pants
    Upper90 wrote: Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.

    "Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

    I'm terrified for what America will say about this.

    Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
    Does he mean from the local's pitchforks or our bombs?
  • Strapping Young Lad
    LOL^^^ The righties are gonna be pissy about that one....
  • UA5straightin2008
    Be Nice wrote: Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
    couldnt help but LOL as this :D
  • Ghmothwdwhso
    Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
    That's what Jesus said........
  • dwccrew
  • Mulva
    Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

    But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
    Win.
  • believer
    Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
    AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
  • Shane Falco
    Who is this john guy you guys are talking about?
  • 4cards
    believer wrote:
    Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
    AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
    ...If Elton John has herpes, blame Derek Jeter
  • j_crazy
    he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
    My verdict:

  • Websurfinbird
    j_crazy wrote: he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
    My verdict:

    I don't buy that Jesus didn't have children. If he was a typical, heterosexual Jewish male, as I am told, he would have married and had children. That is what you did back in the day.

    But if he was gay, I don't think that's a big deal either.
  • Little Danny
    So did the monks misinterpret Mary Magdelene for Marty Fagdelene?