For Valentine's Day---50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

• HitsRus

  

  Can we come up with 50 ways as per the song?
  
  RULES (reading comprehension test):
  1) Number your "way" as we go (1 to 50)
  2) ONLY ONE "WAY" PER POST...you may post again, but someone must post in between.
  3) Each "way" must rhyme and end in a name. (e.g. 'slip out the back , Jack)
  4) You may use lines from the song, BUT NO REPEATS.
  
  I'll start....
  1) Slip out the Back, Jack
• Manhattan Buckeye

  (2) Make a new plan, Stan.
  
  Unfortunately hitsrus, I'm guessing many people don't know the song you are referring to. And probably several don't know who Paul Simon is.
• cam93

  2. cheat, pete
• HitsRus

  

  we'll take "cheat, Pete" for #3
  
  As per Manhattan Buckeye...her's the beginning of the song
  
  "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
  The answer is easy if you take it logically
  I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
  There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
  
  She said it's really not my habit to intrude
  Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
  But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
  There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
  Fifty ways to leave your lover
  
  You just slip out the back, Jack
  Make a new plan, Stan
  You don't need to be coy, Roy
  Just get yourself free
  
  
  and with that
  
  #4) No need to be coy, Roy
• ts1227

  

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  Some people may need the help
• sherm03

  

  #5 - Punch her dad in the face, Chase.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  6) Bang her sister, mister
• commoncents

  7) I made your sister moan, Joan.
• sherm03

  

  8) Curbstomp the bitch, Mitch.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  9) Put it in the wrong hole, Joel
• sherm03

  

  10) Mushroom-stamp the ho, Joe.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  11) Touch her sister's clitoris, Deloris.
• sherm03

  

  12) Piss in her eye, Guy.
• BlueDevil11

  

  13) Hop on the bus, Gus.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  14) Suck a guys dick, Dick
• sherm03

  

  15) Shit in the bed, Ted.
  
  
  UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  16) Just take a hike, mike.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  17) Do another chick on her lawn, John.
• Hammerin'Hank

  18) Just do her mom, Tom.
• HitsRus

  

  19) indulge your whim, Jim
• Laley23

  

  20.) Jizz in her eye, Ty.
• UA5straightin2008

  

  sherm03 wrote: 15) Shit in the bed, Ted.
  
  
  UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!

  haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!
• sherm03

  

  21) Fart while she's giving you head, Fred.
  

  UA5straightin2008 wrote: haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!

  I'm not sure what made me laugh harder about it...the gay joke, or that you rhymed dick with Dick. LOL! Either way...funny shit.
• coyotes22

  

  22.- Have another lick your meat, Pete
• dwccrew

  

  23. Pop her asshole cherry, larry