For Valentine's Day---50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

• sherm03

  

  24) Suggest the two of you and another chick, Mick.
• BRF

  

  25) Tell a dirty story, Morey
• sherm03

  

  26) Tell her she sucks in the sack, Mack.
• stroups

  

  27) Blow a big load of sperm, Sherm
• THE4RINGZ

  

  27. Throw her in trunk of our car, drive to a remote location douse the car with gas and set it on fire. Listen for her screams through the fiery glow, Joe.
• sherm03

  

  29) Tell her she got really fat, Matt.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  30) Tell her that, down there, she's a stinky mess, Wes.
• commoncents

  31) Tell her your Mom serviced my knob, Bob.
• coyotes22

  

  32) Kick her out the sack, Jack
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Kiss her sheep, Bo Peep
• THE4RINGZ

  

  34. Push her ass off a cliff, Biff
• BRF

  

  35) Tell her she ain't for shitz, Hits!
• HitsRus

  

  35) take back your ring, Bing
• Apple

  

  36. You find out she's a closet Steelers fan, Dan.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  37. Run her over with a truck Chuck
• cam93

  punch her in her twat, gus frerotte
• tk421

  

  cam93 wrote: punch her in her twat, gus frerotte

  That made me laugh.
• sherm03

  

  40) Ditch her at the bar, Lamar.
• dwccrew

  

  Chop off her head, Ted.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  42) Tell her that her lip is too hairy, Barry.
• HitsRus

  

  43)Tell her she's too boney, Tony
  
  
  C'mon...just 7 more to go!
• enigmaax

  Lick your own balls, Biggie Smalls
• sherm03

  

  45) Cover her with the sheets and fart, Art.
• BRF

  

  46) Tell her you don't like what you see, Ernest T
• coyotes22

  

  47) Tell her she needs to tan, Stan