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Spinoff: How terrible were u ur first time?

  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    What was ur total time?

    I'm guessing anywhere from 1 minute to 2 minutes.
    Not what I expected at all.
  • ohiotiger33
    Mine wasn't what I expected for sure, but it lasted a bit longer, I would say in the 8-10 minute range. I was 18 when it happened though, so its probably harder to contain it your first time if you are say 14-16 years old.
  • sherm03
    It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
  • gerb131
    sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
    Did you apologize?
    I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
  • sherm03
    gerb131 wrote:
    sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
    Did you apologize?
    I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
    Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

    I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
  • gerb131
    sherm03 wrote:
    gerb131 wrote:
    sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
    Did you apologize?
    I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
    Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

    I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
    LOL! I yell I conquered like I discovered new land so to speak. At least ya got laid before the end of HS which pays off in the end.
  • Glory Days
    haha i actually lasted longer my first time :( wish i knew what i did right then.
  • raiderbuck
    It was seriously about 15 seconds...I got about two pumps in lol

    We tried again later, and had better results lol.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Seriously, I lasted quite a while. Just laid there, and let the experienced lady do the work :)
  • slingshot4ever
    a few minutes
  • Gblock
    this is a funny thread....less than 3 min for me....its the first thing i think about when i run into that girl now lol uuuuuggggh.
  • Fabio
    Oh wow, I would probably have to say 1 minute tops for me.
  • TODD_PACKER
    7 pumps
  • 4cards
    ...I don't want to brag or anything, but after my first time I should have had my dick bronzed!
  • Fly4Fun
    I can honestly say I lasted a long time my first time... :-D

    Not that I haven't had short ones ever, but my first I was a champ.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    Yeah like ninety minutes. I was sorta freaked out after hearing dudes splooging after like two seconds. I thought I was doing it wrong haha (pun intended), I guess I just have porn star stamina....not a good thing when you're attempting a quickie before your girlfriends parents get home from work..... :s Yeah, we got busted hahahah

    That would be a great thread, stories of getting walked in on by your significant other's parents hahah
  • 2quik4u
    sherm03 wrote:
    gerb131 wrote:
    sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
    Did you apologize?
    I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
    Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

    I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
    lol i did that a few times for christmas and birthdays
  • This_DJ_3
    my first time was after my senior prom, and i never did get off. Went for about 2 hours and then gave up and went to bed. Never could feel a thing with a rubber on.
  • Laley23
    I was smart. Convinced her it was to her benefit (which it was) to give me head about 10 minutes before sex. Gave me about an extra 3 minutes...for a total of about 5. lol.

    I was 15, so I was pretty pleased I was just getting some.
  • trackandccrunner
    I lasted for around 5 minutes.
  • DeyDurkie5
    ccrunner609 wrote:
    TODD_PACKER wrote: 7 pumps

    I think they were talking about being with a partner....not what you do on your own.

    that was a terrible zinger
  • dwccrew
    ernest_t_bass wrote: Seriously, I lasted quite a while. Just laid there, and let the experienced lady do the work :)
    How much did she cost?

    I think I was probably 6-8 minutes. I was 16, near my 17th b-day.
  • hasbeen
    If it was 2 minutes, it was a quick 2 minutes.
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    Remember - one of the good things about being that age is that you're always good for a second round. :)
  • rookie_j70
    i was drunk so i dont really remember