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Spinoff: How terrible were u ur first time?

  • wes_mantooth
    Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
  • Tinkertrain
    I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
  • wes_mantooth
    Tinkertrain wrote: I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
    shit, I have done it hundreds of times and I still don't go for more than 4 mins.
  • fish82
    Received very positive feedback....but in hindsight it wasn't good. Been a long time, but I'm guessing around 3-4 minutes.
  • allstar
    wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
    +9
    I still can't find it.
  • Sage
    I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
  • justincredible
    wes_mantooth wrote:
    Tinkertrain wrote: I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
    shit, I have done it hundreds of times and I still don't go for more than 4 mins.
    I've done it hundreds of times and haven't hit 25 minutes total.
  • dwccrew
    Sage wrote: I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
    So you had sex with your mom your first time?
  • hasbeen
    dwccrew wrote:
    Sage wrote: I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
    So you had sex with your mom your first time?
    That's Marion for ya.
  • BORIStheCrusher
    I had to piss so bad while we were going at it that I never got mine :( . I probably could have gone forever because of that, plus I was drunk, plus I was strapped. Now the first I did it sober and with no protection is another story; lasted about 30 seconds.
  • Writerbuckeye
    wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
    That's known as aural sex. ;)
  • dwccrew
    Writerbuckeye wrote:
    wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
    That's known as aural sex. ;)
    I've heard that women smile on their wedding day because they know they're never going to give aural sex again.
  • Pick6
    I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
  • dlazz
    sixteen hours
  • dwccrew
    Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
    Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
  • Fab4Runner
    My first time was painful, of course. The guy wasn't a virgin so he did well. It wasn't great but it wasn't terrible.
  • Pick6
    dwccrew wrote:
    Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
    Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
    lmao..im a guy.
  • dwccrew
    Pick6 wrote:
    dwccrew wrote:
    Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
    Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
    lmao..im a guy.
    I know, I still pose the same question to you.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Both pumps were pretty damned good for me.
  • Foul Tip
    After eight seconds I was thrown off. I think she was distracted by the clown.
  • bigkahuna
    She just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.


    Since she was really shitty at it, it threw me off (I was 16, so I thought she'd be all loud like a porno). After like 5-10mins I was like fuck it and pulled out and she ended up swallowing.
  • Bio-Hazzzzard
    Maybe 3 minutes. After you have a kid you would love to have your partner donate 3 minutes of her time.
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    dlazz wrote: sixteen hours
    The fifteen hours and fifty-eight minutes spent chasing her around the barnyard don't count, man... :)
  • dwccrew
    bigkahuna wrote: She just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.


    Since she was really shitty at it, it threw me off (I was 16, so I thought she'd be all loud like a porno). After like 5-10mins I was like fuck it and pulled out and she ended up swallowing.
    All in all, sounds like it ended in total win for you. 20 internetz for you!
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

    I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)