I've seen a lot of weird things in bathrooms...

• krambman

  

  Hamp89 wrote:

  FatHobbit wrote:

  krambman wrote: The fact that he didn't wash his hands grosses me out more than him not wiping. I can kind of understand that you may not always wash your hands if you're the only one in the bathroom, but I'll never understand people who don't wash up when other people are in there. Especially if someone's standing there washing your hands. So gross! This is why I open the door when leaving with a paper towel if I can.

  Wait, how does it make it ok to not wash your hands when nobody else is there?

  LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Fuckin nasty.

  I'm not saying it's okay to not wash your hands when no one else is in the bathroom. You should always wash your hands, but if you're someone who doesn't find it necessary to wash them after using the toilet, I could understand not washing them if you're alone, but if there are other people I don't understand how you'd want to publicly embarrass yourself by not washing your hands after.
• 4cards

  

  ...I think I have these stories beat.
  
  I was on the Ohio Tunpike and stopped for a quick pee & to grab a coffee. I go into the Mens Room and there is just one guy in a stall dropping a deuce & it's like rancid. So I do my business and head over t o wash my hands & the dude (stinky truck driver) walks out of the stall with a meal box of fried chicken he had bought there and had been eating it while taking a crap. I was ready to puke when the dude just walked out without washing his hands.
  
  I never got the coffee, I just got out of there as fast as my car would go!
• Sykotyk

  

  In Indiana, I walked in on a guy jerking it at a urinal with his pants around his ankles. Don't know why he couldn't have at least had the courtesy to use a toilet stall. Disgusting.
  
  Sykotyk
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Maybe one of the splashes shot water up into his ass and therefore no need to wipe....
• 4cards

  

  Sykotyk wrote: In Indiana, I walked in on a guy jerking it at a urinal with his pants around his ankles. Don't know why he couldn't have at least had the courtesy to use a toilet stall. Disgusting.
  
  Sykotyk

  He was waiting for someone to CUM pop him in his ass & double his pleasure.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Maybe he pinched one off clean. Its happend before... you still have to check.
• gerb131

  

  Sounds like 4Cards has been up to his tricks trying to give people the ol Stockton to Malone again.
  OneBuckeye, Ghost poopie is extremely rare though.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Ah yes, the old Bonar to Butts.....(I actually heard this one time on a highlight reel, local news).
• stwest30

  maybe he had 'wet-wipes' in his pocket, that's why you didn't hear him messing with the tp
• Foul Tip

  Maybe he used the old Russian shirt tail method.
• homefield

  

  Did you ever think that he may have already had the toilet paper in his hand waiting to finish before you even walked in and stuck your ear to his stall door?
• j_crazy

  

  Update.
  
  Was just in the bathroom and this guy was in there pooping today. I clearly heard him using TP.
  
  My theory is he was in a hellacious hurry that day and had no time to wipe. I've been in situations where I've had to make the call. I've been late for a few meetings.
• Fab1b

  

  Always have wet wipes on hand!! Mud Butt is the worst!
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Perhaps he simply pooped either #1 (the Ghost Shit) or #2 (the Clean Shit) below: