I've seen a lot of weird things in bathrooms...

• j_crazy

  

  I've seen a man taking a dump in a urinal. I've seen a woman taking a pee in a urinal. I've seen a grown man drop his pants and underpants to his ankles at a urinal. But today I may have witnessed one of the wierdest things ever.
  
  I walk into the bathroom. Now for reference sake, I'll point out that this is a shared bathroom with a Law Firm here in our building, so I do not know the man in this story. I go in to pee, I am greeted by a foul smelling duece in progress. I'm cool with it, get in get out, that kind of thing. I'm at the urinal, I'm hearing some toots and splashes, then a flush. Then I hear a belt rustling and the man hurredly exits the stall and leaves without washing his hands. The first thing that pops into my head is "gross, that fucker didn't wash his hands." Then it dawns on me, I never heard him wipe. There is a Lawyer walking around my building mud butting.
  
  BOOM!
  
  React.
• jaba134

  I'll see him in hell
• derek bomar

  

  omg
• Rotinaj

  

  Mud Butt is the worst!!!!!! With Swamp Ass coming in a close 2nd.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I do this all the time. Usually right before whoopee.
• wes_mantooth

  

  I don't see the problem with that. He is just conserving TP and saving someone money. Kudos to Mr Mudbutt.
• j_crazy

  

  there are a few lawyers on the huddle. I'd like to know if this is something they've done. Are lawyers too busy to wipe sometimes?
• wildcats20

  

  It's better than what my dad had to deal with at his former employer.
  
  He worked with a bunch of Indians(as in people from India), they don't use TP at all, or at least the ones that worked in his building. They would wipe with their hands. He wasn't sure if they washed or not because usually the shit would be all over the walls in the bathroom, like they couldn't use paper towels or anything.
• j_crazy

  

  we have a new leader^^^
  
  
  gross as hell.
• wes_mantooth

  

  wildcats20 wrote: It's better than what my dad had to deal with at his former employer.
  
  He worked with a bunch of Indians(as in people from India), they don't use TP at all, or at least the ones that worked in his building. They would wipe with their hands. He wasn't sure if they washed or not because usually the shit would be all over the walls in the bathroom, like they couldn't use paper towels or anything.

  haha...I work with some Amish like that.
• wildcats20

  

  Luckily he said it was only one bathroom they seemed to use, so he could use a different one. But still.
• krambman

  

  The fact that he didn't wash his hands grosses me out more than him not wiping. I can kind of understand that you may not always wash your hands if you're the only one in the bathroom, but I'll never understand people who don't wash up when other people are in there. Especially if someone's standing there washing your hands. So gross! This is why I open the door when leaving with a paper towel if I can.
• tuskytuffguy

  Wes, wasn't there something about you and glory holes you wanted to share with the rest of us?
• FatHobbit

  

  krambman wrote: The fact that he didn't wash his hands grosses me out more than him not wiping. I can kind of understand that you may not always wash your hands if you're the only one in the bathroom, but I'll never understand people who don't wash up when other people are in there. Especially if someone's standing there washing your hands. So gross! This is why I open the door when leaving with a paper towel if I can.

  Wait, how does it make it ok to not wash your hands when nobody else is there?
• Hamp89

  FatHobbit wrote:

  krambman wrote: The fact that he didn't wash his hands grosses me out more than him not wiping. I can kind of understand that you may not always wash your hands if you're the only one in the bathroom, but I'll never understand people who don't wash up when other people are in there. Especially if someone's standing there washing your hands. So gross! This is why I open the door when leaving with a paper towel if I can.

  Wait, how does it make it ok to not wash your hands when nobody else is there?

  LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Fuckin nasty.
• SnotBubbles

  How do you know he didn't wipe? I don't make sounds when I wipe! He could have had the paper ready when you walked in...wiped and got the hell out.
  
  As for not washing his hands....there's no excuse for that. How many poor clients did he shake hands with after that? This is why I "fist pound."
• j_crazy

  

  this is a possiblity snotbubbles.
  
  thought I should note that I didn't hear any TP rustling to indicate that it was being used. I heard toots and splashes, then dead silence, then a flush. No paper rustling whatsoever in between.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Maybe he was getting ready for a meeting with his boss tha he did not expect to go well. Maybe the mudbutting was his way to defend himself
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I threw up a little bit when I read this story. What a fucking pig.
• majorspark

  

  You never know the bathroom etiquette of the man whose hand you shake.
• j_crazy

  

  Though I'm a little less upset about the hand washing if he did mudbutt. his hand would have never been in use
• Con_Alma

  I wouldn't know if someone in the bathroom wiped or washed their hands. I don't pay attention to anyone else that closely.
• majorspark

  

  This reminds me of what the 101st Airborne did to Geraldo Rivera during the Iraq war when he gave away their position during a live broadcast.
  

  To prevent Geraldo from being the unfortunate target of an accidental discharge, it was decided to expel him from Iraq. And go he did, but not before the 101st had a chance to wreak their subtle vengeance on one Geraldo Rivera.
  
  Picture the scene, helicopter rotors turning, sand blowing, Geraldo and his dejected crew, bag and baggage, loading on the bird. There, much to the FOX News crew's surprise is a line of Air Assault troopers, wanting to shake Geraldo's hand one last time before boarding for his trip back to Kuwait.
  
  Each man grabs Geraldo's right hand with his, vigorously shaking it, wishing him a fervent farewell. Geraldo is touched, no doubt. Touched, and likely surprised, for he has hardly been unaware of the anger in the division at him. This feeling lasted, I'm sure, up until the moment the bird lifted off, when he brought his hand to face to scratch his nose or wipe the fine grit sand out of his eyes.
  
  Yes, children, Geraldo Rivera had been "browned."
  
  Picture a hundred or so men. Dirty soldiers, no baths in weeks. Picture the excrudescence that has built up in the nether region between their hairy testicles and the last fold of their buttocks above their anal sphincters. Picture each of those men, just before their stand-to to give Geraldo the old heave-ho, taking his right hand and sticking it well and truly home in that indelicate area, doing their very best to provide a scientific sample of that excrudescence. And picture each of them, smiling, laughing and sending Geraldo off with a small sample of their disgust.

  http://sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com/2009/05/another-country-heard-from-ted-rall.html
• Shane Falco

  ^^^
  Couldn't have happened to someone more deserving!!
• Stiffman

  

  Well....the first person to shake Geraldo's hand got the best of that deal!