If you won the lottery

• THE4RINGZ

  

  Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.
• mexappeal12

  

  Fab4Runner wrote: I would buy season tickets to the Browns, Cavs and Indians...and that's all I know.

  this plus pay off my parents mortgage... finish law school and invest/save
• darbypitcher22

  

  Buy a condo and a car.
  
  Invest money in some high yield savings accounts
  
  Probably try to buy a stake in some business ventures
• mexappeal12

  

  oh and tell as few people as possible
• I Wear Pants

  I'd probably finish school but only like 9 credit hours a semester or something. Take my time and enjoy everything.
• eersandbeers

  1. Pay off debt
  2. Give family members money
  3. Set up most of my money so it goes to different charities
  4. Buy a yacht
  5. Buy and island and spend all my time there
• NNN

  

  No one would know...I'd set it up as a tax shelter and write huge checks to random people from it. I'd also be curious to see how many women would suddenly be draped all over me, even if I continue to dress like a flood victim.
  
  Either that or I'd buy a small country and attack a much larger neighbor.
• Tiger2003

  

  Take over JJHuddle...Then give everyone there money back...and then hire someone to fight JJ
• ernest_t_bass

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.

  And millionaires!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  If I weren't married, I would quit my job and do nothing but travel. Everywhere.
• h2thaizzo

  I'd be debt free, buy pretty much whatever I needed/wanted. I'd buy the most comfortable bed ever, so that bitches would never want to leave, and, for the days where my friends had to work, and I was at home bored as hell from not working, I'd be able to lay down on it and fall asleep immediately, rather than take up doing coke or meth. I'd also probably offer some hot chick 100 grand a year to keep my place clean, my clothes clean, and to get freaky whenever I demanded. Just a few starter ideas.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  h2thaizzo wrote: I'd buy the most comfortable bed ever, ... I'd be able to lay down on it and fall asleep immediately, rather than take up doing coke or meth.

  One of the funniest things I've ever read. 10 internets.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  THE4RINGZ wrote: Segways are for fags or eccentric Asians.

  And millionaires
• ernest_t_bass

  

  ^^^^^
  Didn't I already say that?